.hack//sign recap Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

4iw survival

banned, Community, Friends, Minecraft, rules, Server, Survival, Testing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

4iw Original Survival Server In public open testing Please join the community to be whitelisted (temporarily closed) Please follow the basic server rules Anyone found violating the rules will be banned (including IP) The main purpose of running the server is to make friends. I hope everyone likes it.

mc.4iw.de

SmashCraft Minecraft Server

Animal Crossing, Characters, donkey kong, f-zero, fire emblem, Gaming, kirby, legend of zelda, metroid, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo characters, Pikmin, pokemon, Server, smash bros, Smashcraft, splatoon, Super Mario, super smash bros, video games, Wishlist, xenoblade

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
New Chunks Explored:	956649	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6375
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Smash characters? Do you want to see some truly wild and wacky fighters in the next game? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and suggest your favorite Nintendo characters to be added to the roster.

Imagine battling it out as Isabelle from Animal Crossing, armed with nothing but a fishing rod and a mean right hook. Or how about playing as Tom Nook, throwing bags of bells at your opponents and building houses on the battlefield?

But that’s not all – we’ve got even crazier ideas up our sleeves. Picture this: Waluigi riding in on a giant Chain Chomp, wreaking havoc on all who dare to challenge him. And who could forget about the ultimate showdown between Princess Peach and a horde of angry Goombas?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe your dream Nintendo character will make it into the next Smash game!

MyCuteWifeCraft SMP

MyCuteWifeCraft, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by my cute wife who will ban you if you don’t compliment her pet chicken, Clucky, every day. But don’t worry, Clucky is a real diva and loves the attention!

Join our SMP for a chance to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who has a crush on my wife and will do anything to keep you away from her. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against a jealous Enderman and survive the llama fashion show, come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

aita, annoying behavior, birthday celebration, broke teenagers, calamari mishap, eating off the floor, expensive restaurant, extra money, Feeding, Generosity, HangryCraft, high school, Kids, loud teenagers, obnoxious behavior, paying for kids food, pissing, reinforcing bad behavior, restaurant etiquette, teenage girls, weird restaurant hour, wife not happy, Wives

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Potions Brewed:	143	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	798712	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Votes:	2626	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring, quiet restaurants where you can actually hear yourself think? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only loud and obnoxious guests are the ones you invite yourself!

Experience the thrill of knocking over calamari and still having to eat it because you’re “so broke” on our server. Who needs expensive restaurants when you can eat off the floor in the comfort of your own virtual world?

Join now and receive a special discount on your virtual meal, courtesy of our generous players who love to pay for your food without you even knowing. Who needs a waiter singing for you on your birthday when you have fellow gamers willing to foot the bill?

So come on over to our server and let loose with your inner high school self. It’s a wild ride of animated conversations and excitement, all without the judgment of your annoyed spouse waiting in the car. Who cares if they think you’re reinforcing bad behavior? In our world, anything goes!

FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP

Appetite, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, FANTASY, fantasy food, fantasy world, FictFoodie, fictional cuisine, fictional delicacies, fictional dishes, fictional food, Food, Hunger, imagination, long tail tag, Minecraft, mouth watering, smp, WHIMSICAL, wish

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	7083	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to try out some truly wild and wacky fictional foods! Ever wanted to munch on a Krabby Patty from SpongeBob SquarePants or feast on a feast of Lembas bread from Lord of the Rings? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and satisfy your cravings for the fantastical. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden recipe for the elusive Wonka Bar from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your taste buds run wild!

PixelLingoCraft

attractive, attractive language, is the, is the most, is the most attractive, is the most attractive language, is.., Language, most, most attractive, most attractive language, most language, PixelLingoCraft, the, the most, the most attractive, the most attractive language, What, what is, what is the, what is the most, what is the most attractive, what is the most attractive language

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9912	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most attractive language you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who stumbled upon our server and were immediately enchanted by its beauty. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing sheep. The players were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks from this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most attractive language in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you!

Peaceful Waters

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchantments Applied:	231	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Sick of the annoying modern updates in Minecraft? Sick of moderators always being cringe? Peaceful Waters is for you! Peaceful Waters was created to offer the classic lawless vanilla Minecraft anarchy experience without the excessive lag or wait times that the OG servers have. no rules, no mods/plugins, no moderation. Have fun. Please join the discord if you have the app, submit suggestions, or insult me. This server will continue to be up. See you. Founded 8/11/2024

PeacefulWaters.mc.gg

Exoria SMP

16 GB of RAM, Builders, Community, East Coast, Exoria SMP, Hosting, Intel Core i9-13900, Java 1.21, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, pvpers, REDSTONERS, Roleplay, roleplayers, Ryzen 9 7950x, Server, smp, Survival, U.S, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Towns Built:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to the Exoria SMP potential new friends!

Before we begin lets go over what type of community this is. It’s a friendly no judgement zone where we can all come together and relax as people who enjoy the game of Minecraft since there’s a wide variety of people who play the game. We’ll do our best to be inclusive and not make anyone feel left out or like they’re being targeted.

About the SMP itself.

The server will be hosted on the East Coast of the U.S on Java 1.21, keeping it as vanilla as possible with minimal plugins to enhance the experience. It’ll be a place for all types of players to band together and find enjoyment out of the game within a community. We invite all Minecrafters from redstoners, to builders, pvpers and roleplayers to come join the server and make your mark on it! As of writing this the server will be open within a week or two, as soon as we can push it out and will be a paid hosting sporting 16 GB of ram on a 4 thread Ryzen 9 7950x or an Intel Core i9-13900 processor.

199.127.62.17:25517

CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

478110395, ANONYMOUS, BIZARRE, chilling, Conspiracy, CraftyBanana, creepy, eerie, Enigmatic, internet mystery, Minecraft, Mysterious, odd, online forum, perplexing, puzzling, Server, strange, unexplained, unsolved, weird, WTF

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2126
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is straight-up bananas! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret rainbow cave guarded by a pack of evil bunnies).

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our enchanted forest spa. And don’t forget to visit our pixelated petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable baby zombies and ride on the backs of giant spiders.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft adventure and experience the ultimate WTF moments!

CraftyCreeper69420 – Minecraft SMP Extraordinaire

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Cinema, CraftyCreeper69420, cryptic storyline, enigmatic cinema, Extraordinaire, film, hidden identity, intriguing plot, Kino, Minecraft, Movie, mysterious film, Mystery, No. 685397634, psychological thriller, puzzling narrative, secretive filmmaker, smp, Suspense, suspenseful movie, Thriller, unknown director

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Potions Brewed:	153	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers starting a revolution against the players.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and hosts weekly knitting circles in the End dimension. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, participate in a synchronized swimming competition with squids, and attend a fancy gala hosted by the chickens.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The sheep have formed a secret society plotting to overthrow the players, and the cows have started a protest demanding better living conditions in the pastures.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this insane journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you in the world of KINO!