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RetirementCraft: No College Funds 🤷‍♂️

college, education, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Financial Planning, Financial Security, financial struggles, financial support, funds, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, long-term consequences, parents, personal responsibility, Retirement, RetirementCraft, sacrifice, selfish, sibling relationships, tough love, ungrateful

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Votes:	4478	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	9865	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your parents for not helping them financially in their old age? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those pesky real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion without worrying about your parents mooching off your hard-earned money. No more tears, no more guilt trips, just pure gaming bliss.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special quest where you can defeat the entitled parent boss and show them who’s boss. Take that, mom and dad!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama. Let’s block out the negativity together!

UniverseQs Minecraft SMP

cosmic contemplation, Cosmic exploration, cosmic inquiry, cosmic mysteries, cosmic questions, Cosmic Wonders, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Infinite, introspection, Metaphysical, Minecraft, philosophy, pondering, questions, smp, Universe, Universe Exploration, universe inquiry, universe mysteries, UniverseQs, Wonder

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5751	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only question you ask is “where’s the nearest diamond?” Well, look no further because on our server, the universe asks YOU questions! That’s right, every time you mine a block or slay a creeper, the universe will whisper a deep, thought-provoking question in your ear. Who needs diamonds when you have the secrets of the cosmos at your fingertips? Join now and unlock the mysteries of the universe…or at least have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all!

BlockCrafters: Interviewing Steve

Blockcrafters, Career Advice, interview mistakes, Interview preparation, interview red flags to avoid, Interview Tips, interview warning signs, Interviewing, Job Interview, job interview advice, job interview red flags, job interview red flags to watch out for, job interview tips, Job Search, red flag, red flag behaviors, red flag interview questions, red flags during a job interview, red flags in interviews, red flags in job interviews, red flags to watch out for, steve, warning signs

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil llamas, and mining for diamonds with your pet panda sidekick.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get us started on our custom-made mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” and “Zombie Dance Party.”

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and the only rule is to have fun? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your chicken, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

FreedomCraft Minecraft Server

activism, civil rights, Democracy, executions, freedom, FreedomCraft, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Justice, Life, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Nationwide, Oppression, Political, PROTESTS, resistance, Server, social change, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49
Votes:	9453	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Love Letters Sent:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join our server where we have over 1400+ players executed in just 2 years! why, u ask? well, it all started with a nationwide protest called “Woman, Life, Freedom” and things got a little out of hand. but hey, now we have the most intense and action-packed server around! join us if u dare, and see if u can survive the chaos and madness. who knows, u might even become the next legend of our server! so what r u waiting for? come join us now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs

2025, comparison, cost of living, disparity, Economy, employment, Government, higher, income, International, Labor, Living, market trends, minimum wage, Poland, policy, PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs, regulations, Standards, US, wages

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

lol join this server becuz in this server u can make more money than in poland in 2025!!! like, u can mine diamonds and sell them for like a bazillion dollars!!! also, the pigs in this server can talk and they tell the funniest jokes ever!!! u can also ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world!!! so join now and become the richest, funniest, and most heroic player in the history of minecraft servers!!!

SurvivorSMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft PvP Lifesteal Dungeons Combat Armor Swords Immersive Dynamic Updates World Player versus Player Skills Experience Survival Adventure Multiplayer Community Challenges Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

With regular updates and an ever-evolving world, SurvivorSMP promises an immersive and dynamic Minecraft experience like no other. Whether you’re more of a PvP player of more of a Lifesteal type of player, SurvivorSMP has everything for you! So grab your swords, equip your best armor, and step into SurvivorSMP’s Dungeons of Doom where you can show off you best combat skills and become the number one Survivor!

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The Farting Minecraft Crew: A Vanilla Roleplay Server with a 1.20.2 Whitelist

[player based economy], 1.20.2, Agriculturist, alchemist, Community, CREW, Custom Mobs, Discord, enchanting features, Engineering, Events, FARTING, Fisher, FORESTER, Magic, magic spells, Minecraft, miner, MMO Items, Roleplay, Server, Smith, Smithing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2536
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

TFMC Realm Overview

Server Features	Ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience
	Custom dungeons for exploration
	Forge your path as a master in various professions
	Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist
	Dynamic world with exclusive events
	Player-Based Economy

FAQs

1. Is this server modded?

No, the server is completely Vanilla with multiple plugins for added features.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join by connecting to the server IP or through our Discord channel for more information.

3. What professions can I choose in the game?

You can choose from being a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.

4. Are there custom mobs in the game?

Yes, there are custom mobs along with over 60 Magic Spells for you to explore.

5. Can I build my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can build your own nation and strive to become the best nation on the server.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

3 episode rule, Anime, Babes, blocky, Minecraft, murder, Old anime, Psycho, rape, Server, Trauma, WOMAN

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the NPCs have crazy backstories! Join us and witness the epic tale of a traumatized woman turned psycho after a tragic event, only to be hunted down by players for being too dangerous! It’s like a twisted anime plot come to life, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

Retire in Minecraft SMP

budgeting for retirement, early retirement, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, long term savings, Minecraft, retiré, retirement age, retirement budget, retirement calculations, retirement expenses, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement lifestyle, retirement nest egg, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement savings, retirement savings goal, smp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	376
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Divine Spears Created:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

Hijab-FreeCraft: No More Morality Police

cultural norms, equality, freedom, gender equality, Headscarf, Hijab, HijabFreeCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, Islamic law, MIDDLE EAST, morality, Morality Police, Police, president, punishment, religious freedom, social change, strict dress code, UN, violence, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Items Found:	2642	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and be whoever u wanna be? well, on this server, u can be the president of iran! u can make all the rules and stuff. but get this, u can also make it so that the morality police can’t bother women about wearing the hijab headscarf anymore! u can be the hero who saves all the women from getting in trouble for what they wear. join this server and be the change u wanna see in the world! plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other players who are just as awesome as u. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be the president of iran in minecraft!