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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1545 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions.
one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man and now they rule over the land with a candy cane scepter.
we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust out their best dance moves. you can join in and show off your best flossing skills.
come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on this totally bonkers minecraft server!
