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Laser Tree Canopy Fun

#sustainability, CANOPY, data analysis, ecological systems, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Fun, graph theory, green infrastructure, Infrastructure, laser, lasers scanning, Mapping, research, stormwater planning, study, Technology, Tree, tree canopies, urban development, urban forest, Urban planning, water management, water pathways

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

lol u ever wonder how water moves thru trees? well dis server got u covered fam. we use lasers n graph theory to map dat shiz out. join dis server if u wanna be a tree water expert. u can help plan urban forests n stormwater stuff. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da water tree secrets. shh, don’t tell anyone tho. join now for a wild ride thru da canopy waterways.

Yoga Class Minecraft Server

acceptance, body positivity, Class, Community, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, hate, Inclusivity, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Physical fitness, pic related, self-care, Server, single males, social norms, Stereotypes, tall white chads, Unwelcome, Women, yoga, yoga class

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stretch your virtual muscles and find your inner peace? Look no further, because on our server, we have yoga classes led by none other than a blocky version of the famous yoga instructor, Bendy Wendy!

But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!

The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

BLOCK, Minecraft, secret, smp, society

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4958
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with wacky challenges like finding the rarest diamond block hidden in a maze of llamas or racing against a herd of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our community is known for hosting epic prank wars where players have turned entire villages into giant potato farms or replaced all the water with lava (oops!). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So come join us on Eva and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to get a little rowdy.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, Birthday Party, co parenting, cross-contamination, dad guilt, dietary restrictions, exclusion, family dinner, family dynamics, family outing, food allergies, kids birthday, lactose intolerant, Minecraft, parenting, parenting guilt, pizza restaurant, Pizzacraft, Server, Single dad, sleepover, special dietary needs

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of accommodating all players, even those with dietary restrictions! Join us for a wild adventure where you can enjoy virtual pizza without any risk of cross-contamination.

Imagine a world where your lactose-intolerant son can feast on endless fries, dough balls, and other delicious non-dairy treats without feeling excluded or humiliated. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their dietary needs.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make lifelong friendships in a supportive and inclusive gaming community. Say goodbye to dad guilt and hello to a world where everyone can enjoy the virtual pizza party of their dreams!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knew virtual pizza could bring so much joy and laughter? 🍕😂

CreeperCousinGate2021

Accidents, aita, banned, breakdown, college, cousin, CreeperCousinGate2021, family, Fiance, going off, Highschool, Soccer, stress, Therapy, Wedding, Younger Brother

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Janna, Todd, Julian, and a whole lot of Soccer accidents. Will Julian ever reveal the truth behind his breakdown? Will Todd finally be banned from the wedding for good? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, forbidden love affairs, and unexpected betrayals – all in the world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on over and join the chaos – because on our server, the drama is always turned up to 11!

Blockbuster Life: The Minecraft Chronicles

autobiography, behind the scenes, biopic, blockbuster, character study, Chronicles, Cinematic, documentary, Drama, emotional, film, inspiration, Introspective, Life, Minecraft, Movie, personal journey, production, Real Life, reflective, Self Discovery, Story, Title

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Crops Grown:	5923
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

“Crafty Chronicles: The Epic Adventures of [Player Name]”

Join our Minecraft server and become the star of your very own blockbuster movie! With thrilling plot twists and heart-pounding action, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle fierce mobs, and build the ultimate fortress to protect your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that famous Hollywood directors are scouting our server for the next big star. Who knows, you could be the next Leonardo DiCaprio of the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start writing your own epic tale of survival, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance with that cute villager you’ve had your eye on. Lights, camera, minecart – it’s showtime on our server!

Cosmic Star Escape

Cosmic, Escape, star

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchantments Applied:	174	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

so, like, imagine if you joined this epic minecraft server, right? like, there are runaway stars flying around everywhere, causing chaos and mayhem in the cosmos of the game. you gotta dodge them as you mine for diamonds and build your epic base.

but get this, these runaway stars aren’t just there for show. they actually influence the entire server, like, they can change the weather, spawn crazy mobs, or even make your character fly uncontrollably. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride every time you log on.

and, like, if you’re lucky enough to catch one of these runaway stars, you can use it to create your own custom galaxy within the game. imagine having your own little corner of the cosmos to rule over, with all your friends as your loyal subjects.

so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a cosmic adventure you won’t want to miss.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

banana, blocky, CHAPTERS, Character development, Cliffhanger, INTERESTING, Manga, Manga community, Manga discussion, manga readers, manga recommendations, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, Mystery, ongoing, picked up, plot twists, popular manga, Server, Shonen A, Suspenseful, teacher bully, unanswered questions

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a crazy twist inspired by the wacky world of manga! Join us and embark on an epic adventure where Shonen A and their teacher bully manga have taken over the Minecraft universe!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can defeat Shonen A in a build battle, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride giant manga pages through the sky! And if you manage to collect all 5 chapters of their manga, you’ll gain the power to summon a magical manga dragon to protect you from griefers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other surprises await you in this zany Minecraft world!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, No. 484306267 Anonymous KWAB Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Investigation Detective Secret Hidden Clues Enigma Puzzle Intrigue Unknown Mysterious Unveil Discovery Conundrum, player, smp

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3336	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to start a Minecraft server where anything goes. From building giant statues of chickens to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on KWAB. But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous creepers who love to photobomb your selfies and zombie villagers who throw wild parties in abandoned mineshafts.

Join us on KWAB if you’re ready to embrace the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry sheep or engaging in a heated debate with a talking parrot about the best way to build a treehouse.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join KWAB today and let the craziness begin!

BucketListBae – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, achieving dreams, bucket list, BucketListBae, checking off goals, crossing off bucket list, dream fulfilled, fulfilling ambitions, fulfilling aspirations, fulfilling dreams, goal achieved, life goals, memorable moments, Minecraft, personal achievement, personal growth, rewarding experiences, satisfaction, satisfying experiences, self improvement, sense of accomplishment, smp, ultimate goals

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	159
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	8650	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!