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PandoraShield Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, Blocks and Adventure, BUILD, creative freedom, diamond-based economy, Economy, Explore, Freedom of Action, HACKING, Minecraft, minecraft server, PandoraCraftGuard, PandoraShield, PandoraShield Protection, PCG, Protection, Server, Trade, Vanilla Experience, virtual wealth

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

? Vanilla Experience: Discover the exciting world of Minecraft with vanilla gameplay, enhanced with enhancements to enhance your experience and streamline your gameplay, while fully immersing yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

? PandoraShield Protection: We keep you and your world safe with our powerful protection system, PandoraCraftGuard (PCG). This provides reliable protection against hacking and unwanted actions of other players, allowing you to enjoy the game in a relaxed environment.

? Diamond Based Economy: On the server we have a unique diamond based economic system. This gives you the opportunity to trade, create and build your own virtual wealth, opening up new opportunities and resources for your development.

? Freedom of Action: With PandoraShield you have complete creative freedom. Endless opportunities await you to build, explore, and bring your wildest ideas to life.

mc.pandoracraft.pro

Scar SMP

1.12.2, 2b2t, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, crash, DDOS, Development, Discord, Duping, Flight, GRIEFED.., Lag Machines, Paper, rules, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Survivalpvp, tweaking, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

SCAR SMP

Welcome to the page for the Scar SMP, a true anarchy survival server based on the 1.12.2 version.

Our server runs on Paper, we are a brand new server (Although spawn is already griefed heavily)

Our only rules:

Dont make lag machines.

Dont DDoS/Crash the server

Duping is allowed

Flight is enabled

We heavily base our antics on the popular, and oldest anarchy server, 2b2t. Though we beg not to be compared, we are different.

WE ARE STILL IN HEAVY DEVELOPMENT AND TWEAKING!!If you have any suggestions, please do join our discord server!

discord.gg/PAQTrHbKS4

trueanarchy.duckdns.org:25572

PoopCraft: Where Every Block is a Treasure

Bliss, BLOCK, BROWN, Brown Man, brown man’s heaven, Celestial, Divine, Dreamland, Ethereal, Haven, Heaven, ideal, idyllic, man, nirvana, Oasis, Paradise, Peaceful, PoopCraft, Sanctuary, Serene, Treasure, utopia

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Welcome to Brown Man’s Heaven, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village where all the villagers wear sunglasses and ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog made out of lava and obsidian. The winner gets to eat the hot dog, but be warned – it’s spicy!

3. Our admin, Bigfoot, is known for randomly turning players into chickens for his own amusement. Don’t worry, you’ll turn back eventually… we think.

4. We have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and will help you mine diamonds. Just be sure to bring them some ghostly snacks!

5. Our server mascot is a rainbow-colored llama named Larry who can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. He’s the ultimate protector against griefers and trolls.

So what are you waiting for? Join Brown Man’s Heaven today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyHell – Where Helldivers and Minecraft collide in chaos!

3rd person shooter, alien threats, Chaos, co-op, collide, contested planets, CraftyHell, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, Helldivers, interstellar struggle, Minecraft, objective-based missions, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, squad-based, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, twin-stick shooter, war status, Wiki

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mines Excavated:	3016
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a wild adventure where you and your squad of elite Helldivers battle to liberate the galaxy from alien threats. Picture this: you’re a badass Helldiver fighting on contested planets, completing insane missions in a procedurally generated world. Each successful mission brings us one step closer to total victory in our galactic campaign that may or may not work (we’re still figuring it out, okay?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the aliens are jealous. We’ve got top-notch gear, crazy loadouts, and the most epic team compositions you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the latest patch – it’s so fire, your mind will be blown.

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you battle aliens, liberate planets, and have a blast with your squad all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a space llama into battle. Trust us, it’s totally legit. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

Welcome to MozzarellaCraft – the cheesiest server in the universe! No crackers allowed.

Allowed, application, Cheats, Cheesiest, Community, crackers, dedicated server, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Grief Protection, Lag, Moderators, MozzarellaCraft, multiplayer, Playerbase, Plugins, Server, smooth experience, smp, Staff, Survival, Universe, Whitelist, whitelisting process

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

LunarCraft Season 2

HermitCraft-like, community oriented, SMP server

Server Overview:

Features	Description
Player Oriented Economy	Focus on player interactions and trades
Anti-Grief Protection	Measures in place to prevent griefing
Anti-Cheats	Prevents cheating and unfair advantages
Small, Tight-knit Playerbase	Community focused with active players
Responsive Staff Team	Experienced moderators ready to assist
Welcoming Community	Friendly atmosphere for all players
Dynmap	Interactive map for easy navigation
Started	4/20/2024

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join LunarCraft? A: To join LunarCraft, you need to be whitelisted. Fill out a short application on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/QuNMwu6D

Q: Is the server active? A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 and run on a dedicated server for lag-free gameplay.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement? A: Players must be above 16 years of age and show maturity.

Q: Can I suggest improvements for the server? A: Yes, feel free to reach out to “mutson” on Discord with any suggestions.

Ramshackle VS Hypixel

2013, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Economy, Explore, friendship, Fun, Minecraft, nostalgic, PvE, Ranks, Relaxing, Retro, Rewards, Server, Social, spontaneous, Survival, Towny, unlockables, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Hypixel	Ramshackle
Pros	Pros
Massive player base Multiple game modes Regular updates and events Professional server management	Small and friendly community Rewards for ranking up Relaxing gameplay Semi-vanilla experience
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players Can be laggy during peak times Some games may have long queue times	Smaller player base Limited game modes and events Potential for less frequent updates

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out?

Hypixel is known for its massive player base, multiple game modes, and regular updates and events. It offers a professional server management experience.

Why choose Ramshackle over Hypixel?

Ramshackle offers a small and friendly community, rewards for ranking up, relaxing gameplay, and a semi-vanilla experience. It provides a more laid-back and nostalgic feel reminiscent of older Minecraft servers.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Server

attractiveness, BETRAYAL, Cheating, controversial, Crafty, Demands, double standards, gossip, home wrecker, hook up, hot, Infidelity, lolz, Lust, McLaughingtons, morality, people, relationships, scandal, scandalous, seduction, Server, temptation, whore

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Potions Brewed:	121
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are all secretly obsessed with a self-admitted home-wrecker whore! She may sleep 16 hours a day, but hey, who needs a stable relationship when you can have drama and chaos instead?

Join our server for the chance to win the heart of this demanding diva, who will keep you on your toes with her wild antics and outrageous demands. Who needs a boring, normal relationship when you can have a rollercoaster ride of emotions with our resident drama queen?

So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to keep up with this hot mess of a woman. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle that will make all your friends jealous!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the only ones blowing up your inbox! #MinecraftMadness

advantages, Applications, banter, better suited, blocky, blowing, Circumstances, comparison, comparisons, Concrete, CREEPERS, Differences, disadvantages, Examples, Inbox, INSTANCES, long trail tags, MinecraftMadness, practical, Real World, Scenarios, Situations, Specific, tags, use cases

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your head and golden apples that make you invincible. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss mobs like the dreaded Chickenzilla or the terrifying Sheepnado.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

chicken smp

Active players, Balanced Economy, chicken, Cracked, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Daily, Jobs, No Premium, Premium, smp, Staff, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3920	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	236	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	738438	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Active players/Staff daily

135.181.112.253:25560

Welcome to BudderCraft! Where cheaters never prosper and toxicity is buttered away! Join us for Survival, Creative Plots, Skyblock & more!

animations, badlion client, bedrock, Beta, Bots, BudderCraft, bugs, buider, BUTTERED, Cheaters, combat system, Community, Competitive modes, console users, Creative, Development Team, Discord, Economy, Features, ip address, java, Join, Network, playtest, Plots, Plugin developer, policy, Prosper, skill level, Skyblock, Specified mods, strategy, Suggestions, Survival, Tower Defense, Toxicity, Update info, Updates

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	61	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	BudderCraft
Features	Variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of cheating, friendly community
IP Address	play.buddercraft.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any banned mods on the server?	Mods like Badlion Client with specified allowed mods are permitted, but all other mods are prohibited.
Is joining the Discord server required?	While not required, it is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and server info.
What happens if I’m caught cheating on the server?	Any form of cheating will result in a permanent ban with no exceptions.
Are large scale farms allowed on the server?	No, large scale farms are strictly prohibited as they can ruin the economy and strategy of certain modes.
How often does the server update to the latest version?	The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new version releases.