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Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1952	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Void Armor Forged:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Villages Defended:	11

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mines Excavated:	2517
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	164	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	93
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Boundaries, Chronic illness, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Fiance, FiancéCraft, flare up, friendship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Animals Bred:	64	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love and loyalty above all else! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Need a break from friends who don’t understand your priorities? Look no further! On our server, we support each other through thick and thin, no matter how crazy the circumstances.

Imagine building a virtual world where your love for your partner shines brighter than any diamond block. Take care of your in-game loved ones and watch your relationships flourish in ways you never thought possible.

So why join our server? Because here, we don’t just play Minecraft – we live it, love it, and laugh through it all. Come be a part of our wacky community and experience a gaming experience like no other. Plus, we have virtual hugs and support for days – who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft family like ours?

MentalLoadMinecraft

adhd, children, coeliac, Communication, communication breakdown, Defensive, Dinner, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, household organizing, Marriage, Mental load, MentalLoadMinecraft, overstimulated, parenting, pasta, sulking, Support, Understanding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!