Haaland MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Newcastle V Man City Game Thread Minecraft SMP

midfield, Lewis, football, Haaland, man

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: Lewis Hamilton racing around the track in a minecart, Erling Haaland scoring goals left and right with his diamond sword, and Newcastle being rebuilt block by block in the virtual world.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches pigs into space? Go for it. Feel like organizing a dance party with creepers? Why not. This server is all about letting your imagination run wild and having a blast with a community of equally crazy players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness Lewis Hamilton and Erling Haaland team up to take down a horde of zombies while Newcastle is being rebuilt in the background? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness!

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Kalmar Union National Team Minecraft SMP

national team, union, Rønnow, football, Sweden

Are you tired of watching Norway, Denmark, and Sweden struggle in international football competitions? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we have united these three countries under one flag to create the ultimate powerhouse team! Join us and witness Rønnow, Andersen, Mæhle, and the rest of the gang dominate the virtual pitch like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Imagine Højbjerg and Eriksen teaming up to build a giant statue of Haaland riding a dragon, while Bergvall and Ødegaard prank Lindelöf by turning his house into a giant pineapple. The possibilities are endless on our crazy SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Scandinavian Minecraft adventure ever seen. Who knows, you might even witness Isaak and Gyökernes break out into a dance-off competition to determine who is the true king of the server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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CityCraft vs CeltCraft Minecraft Server

celtic, MATCHTHREAD, Manchester, Victory, player

Come join our Minecraft server where CelticHaaland himself is playing! Rumor has it that he’s built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and rides around on a pet dragon named Steve. You don’t want to miss out on the chance to team up with this legendary player and conquer the virtual world together!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You’ll never see creepers busting a move like this anywhere else!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon guarding it, or you might end up in a battle for your virtual life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest, most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

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RiggedCraft Minecraft Server

Invincible, Minecraft, mainstream sport, Server, Foul

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and unpredictability! Just like the referees in a soccer match, our admins might do nothing when you’re being tackled, or they might give you a yellow card for no reason at all. It’s all part of the fun!

Experience the thrill of feeling invincible like Real Madrid after a questionable call in your favor. Who needs skill when you have luck on your side?

We have insanely weird admin behavior that will keep you on your toes, just like the refs in matches against Leipzig, Bayern, and BVB. And watch out for Poop, our mysterious admin who may or may not sabotage your gameplay just for kicks.

Join us for a server where every game feels like a rigged diversity commercial, just like mainstream sports. Who needs fair play when you can have a good laugh instead? See you on the server, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

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SushiCraft: Lost in Translation

RECORD, Decline, Aging population, population decline, statistics

lol come join our minecraft server where the japanese population is falling by the minute!! we got crazy mobs that are snatching them up left and right, but don’t worry, we got plenty of space for YOU to join and survive the madness!! build your own japanese-inspired village and watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to steal your blocks!! come join now before the population hits zero!! it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids, right?? 😂🤪👾🏯 #minecraftmadness #japanesepopulationdrop

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DozensOverTensMC

Perception, numerical perception, higher number, Quantity, DozensOverTensMC

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION TINY BLOCKS? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CHEESE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE PIGS FLY, SHEEP TALK, AND ZOMBIES DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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Jotunheim MC

adventure exploration discord community survival fantasy quests multiplayer roleplay medieval Nordic mythology landscape crafting building events PvP dungeons lore factions, MCMMO, Cross-Play, Economy, Towny

Welcome to Jotunheim Minecraft Server – Your Adventure Awaits!

Experience Jotunheimen: Your Adventure Starts Here!

Explore New Horizons: Dive into the latest 1.21 update!

Discord: https://discord.gg/wGSjZGEvHW

Contact Us: Do you have questions or suggestions? Get in touch at [https://jotunmc.no/kontakt]

Follow us on social media for the latest news!

Jotunheimen is waiting for you – join us and write your own story!

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DimensionSMP

8147, PVP disabled, dimensionsmp.net, Balanced Economy, Playtime Rewards
DimensionSMP is a Survival Server with strong economy and land claiming. PVP is disabled because we are here to make sure you can build without having the idea of getting it greifed and just have a fun time! Dimension SMP isn’t just a normal survival server.
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IP: dimensionsmp.netBEDROCK PORT: 8147Website: dimensionsmp.net

Discord:

https://discord.gg/fr4v6MJ9e6

Family Friendly / Community Oriented

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• Dungeons / Bosses• 11 New Dimensions • Revamped & modifed Nether • Modifed end • Balanced Economy• Towny• Tamable Pets• Secure Trading• Playtime Rewards• ItemsAdder• Weekly Updates• Custom Items & so much more!
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BlockBusters: Where the only thing getting attacked is your crafting skills!

Structures, world, Exploration, Plugin, ONLINE

BlockBusters SMP Server Overview

Server IP	blockbusters.v6.rocks
World Map	http://blockbusters.v6.rocks:8123
Discord	https://dsc.gg/blockbusters
Server Statistics	http://blockbusters.v6.rocks:3000/public-dashboards/c2691edf65c74b5dbcd1b9ab71aaf54e?orgId=1&refresh=5s

Why Play on BlockBusters SMP Server?

Cutting-Edge Gameplay on Java version 1.20.2
Friendly Community
Creative Freedom
PvP Action
Creative Griefing
Enhanced Gameplay with plugins
Dedicated Staff
24/7 Availability with No World Resets

Join us today and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on BlockBusters SMP Server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server running on the latest Java version?	Yes, the server is running on Java version 1.20.2.
Are there any specific rules for PvP battles?	While PvP battles are allowed, players are expected to follow fair play rules and avoid griefing.
Can I join the server from any location in the world?	Yes, the server is available 24/7, allowing players from all over the world to join at any time.
Is creative griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, players can use creative griefing strategies to outsmart their rivals.
Do I need to install any mods to enhance my gameplay?	No, the server offers a variety of plugins designed to enhance gameplay without the need for additional mods.

GoddessCraft Minecraft Server

servants, DATING, male-female dynamic, Butlers, Goddess

Are you tired of moids who think they’re somehow equal to women? Do you miss the good ol’ days when women were worshipped like the goddesses they are? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing back the traditional male-female dynamic in a whole new way!

Join our server and experience what it’s like to truly worship women like they deserve. Kiss their virtual hands, give up your virtual seat for them, and hold virtual doors open like a true butler. Address them as “M’Lady” and show them the respect they deserve.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can even throw your virtual jacket over virtual puddles so women can cross without getting wet. And don’t forget to hand over 90% of your virtual income to your virtual wife for the household makeup & jewelry budget (and maybe a little for the virtual kids’ food if they’re well behaved).

So why settle for moids who don’t know their place when you can join our server and worship women like a true gentleman? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the traditional, WOMAN FIRST order once again!

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