Haaland – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Newcastle V Man City Game Thread Minecraft SMP

city, england, football, Game, GAMETHREAD, Haaland, Lewis, man, Man City, Manchester City, match, midfield, Minecraft, newcastle, newcastle united, northern England, prediction, premier league, scoring, smp, Soccer, sports, starting lineup, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: Lewis Hamilton racing around the track in a minecart, Erling Haaland scoring goals left and right with his diamond sword, and Newcastle being rebuilt block by block in the virtual world.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches pigs into space? Go for it. Feel like organizing a dance party with creepers? Why not. This server is all about letting your imagination run wild and having a blast with a community of equally crazy players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness Lewis Hamilton and Erling Haaland team up to take down a horde of zombies while Newcastle is being rebuilt in the background? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness!

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Kalmar Union National Team Minecraft SMP

Andersen, BAH, Bergvall, christensen, denmark, Eriksen, football, Gyökernes, Haaland, Højbjerg, hojlund, Isaak, Kalmar, Kalmar union, Kulusevski, Lindelof, Mæhle, Minecraft, national, national team, norway, Odegaard, Rønnow, Scandinavia, smp, Sweden, TEAM, union

Are you tired of watching Norway, Denmark, and Sweden struggle in international football competitions? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we have united these three countries under one flag to create the ultimate powerhouse team! Join us and witness Rønnow, Andersen, Mæhle, and the rest of the gang dominate the virtual pitch like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Imagine Højbjerg and Eriksen teaming up to build a giant statue of Haaland riding a dragon, while Bergvall and Ødegaard prank Lindelöf by turning his house into a giant pineapple. The possibilities are endless on our crazy SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Scandinavian Minecraft adventure ever seen. Who knows, you might even witness Isaak and Gyökernes break out into a dance-off competition to determine who is the true king of the server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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CityCraft vs CeltCraft Minecraft Server

CeltCraft, celtic, CelticFC, championsleague, Citycraft, Competition, Defeat, football, Game, Goal, Haaland, Manchester, Manchester City, ManchesterCityFC, match, MATCHTHREAD, Minecraft, player, Server, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, UEFA, Victory

Come join our Minecraft server where CelticHaaland himself is playing! Rumor has it that he’s built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and rides around on a pet dragon named Steve. You don’t want to miss out on the chance to team up with this legendary player and conquer the virtual world together!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You’ll never see creepers busting a move like this anywhere else!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon guarding it, or you might end up in a battle for your virtual life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest, most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

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RiggedCraft Minecraft Server

Bayern, bvb, city, diversity commercial, Foul, Haaland, Invincible, KDB, leipzig, mainstream sport, mental boost, Minecraft, moral boost, pens, referee, RIGGED, RiggedCraft, sabotage, Server, Soccer, weird behavior, Yellow Card

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and unpredictability! Just like the referees in a soccer match, our admins might do nothing when you’re being tackled, or they might give you a yellow card for no reason at all. It’s all part of the fun!

Experience the thrill of feeling invincible like Real Madrid after a questionable call in your favor. Who needs skill when you have luck on your side?

We have insanely weird admin behavior that will keep you on your toes, just like the refs in matches against Leipzig, Bayern, and BVB. And watch out for Poop, our mysterious admin who may or may not sabotage your gameplay just for kicks.

Join us for a server where every game feels like a rigged diversity commercial, just like mainstream sports. Who needs fair play when you can have a good laugh instead? See you on the server, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

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Pixel Portal 1.20.3

1.20.3, confidential photos, confidential sharing, discreet photos, discreet sharing, hidden photos, hidden sharing, nudes, PIXEL, plausible deniability, Portal, privacy concerns, privacy tips, secret photos, secret sharing, secretive photos, secretive sharing, sharing advice, sharing behind back, sharing photos, sharing without consequences, sharing without implication, wife pics

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate secret nudes sharing hub but in a totally not sus way, ya know? Like, you can pass around pics of your wife to your friends without getting caught, it’s like a secret society of sharing nudes but with pixels and blocks. Trust me, you won’t be implicated for sharing them, it’s all in good fun, right? So come join us and let’s get this scandalous party started, picrel for proof that this server is where it’s at!

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SpotSnatcher Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, angry neighbor, Communication, community parking, Cul de Sac, entitled, first come first serve, Frustration, limited parking, making enemies, Minecraft, misunderstandings, multiple cars, neighborly relations, neighbors, older houses, Parking, parking etiquette, parking spot, Pleasantries, resolving conflicts, Server, SpotSnatcher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your neighborhood cul-de-sac? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of parking wars, neighborly disputes, and passive-aggressive notes – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, the real fun is in navigating the complex social dynamics of our server. Will you be the one to claim the coveted parking spot next to the virtual grocery store, or will you face the wrath of entitled neighbors who believe they own the pixelated pavement?

Join now and experience the ultimate test of diplomacy and conflict resolution skills. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have feuding neighbors and passive-aggressive notes to keep you on your toes? Don’t miss out on the drama – join our server today!

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SpeedyCraft911

Boundaries, car maintenance, car ownership, car usage, Communication, driving privileges, equality, financial responsibility, Gender Roles, INDEPENDENCE, pride, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, Respect, respect for property, RESPONSIBILITY, Self Respect, self-consciousness, speeding ticket, SpeedyCraft911, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of letting your boyfriend borrow your car and deal with reckless driving!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through virtual worlds without the worry of speeding tickets or red light violations. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the stress of real-life responsibilities.

Don’t let your boyfriend’s lack of a car hold you back from enjoying the thrill of Minecraft. Join us now and leave the drama behind! Plus, who needs a car when you can ride on a virtual dragon through the skies? Let your imagination run wild on our server and leave the real-world problems at the door.

So come on over and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in the game, of course)! Let’s build a world where you can be the boss of your own car and never have to worry about reckless drivers again. See you in the game!

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Microbe Mania – Fun with Fungi

agricultural research, agriculture, beneficial fungi, chemical signals, crop yield, crops, environmental sustainability, Fertilizer, Fun, Fungi, Mania, Microbe, microbial communities, microbial friends, mutation, nutrient uptake, plant growth, plant health, plant-microbe interactions, Roots, soil health, sustainable farming, symbiotic relationship, wheat plants

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our crops be THRIVIN’ like never before! We got some magical microbial friends helpin’ out, makin’ dem plants grow like they on steroids!

So get this, right? One time, there was this wheat plant, and it had a mutation, like, whoa! And then BAM, it started sendin’ out these chemical signals that attracted all these beneficial fungi to its roots! It was like a party down there, man!

So if you wanna see some straight up plant magic happenin’ in your Minecraft world, you gotta join dis server, cuz we got the hookup on all the crazy mutations and microbial shenanigans you could ever dream of! Let’s get growin’, baby!

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TerraZone SMP

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, survival multiplayer adventure factions minigames pvp roleplay economy creative skyblock hardcore vanilla dungeons magic exploration farming building community mods plugins

Hello! Welcome To TerraZone SMP! This Server Has Weapon!

Server Address: Java : play.terrazones.xyz Bedrock : play.terrazones.xyz | 19132

play.terrazones.xyz

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RGL Craft

[player based economy], Builders, Community, Currency, Custom Economy, developers, dynamic-environment, Economy, immersive world, leveling systems, MCMMO, Minecraft, player-driven, Plugins, PvE, PvP, RGL Craft, Shops, Staff Members, Survival, survival server, Towns, Towny, VAULT

Welcome to RGL Craft!

RGL Craft is an exciting, player-driven Minecraft survival server created by Ronan & Glenn. Our goal is to build an engaging and immersive world where players can thrive in a custom economy, establish towns, and shape the future of the server.

The server offers a survival gameplay experience where you can explore, mine, build, and survive in a world filled with opportunities. We focus on a player-based economy, allowing you to create shops, earn currency, and establish your own business within the server. Additionally, you can form towns, work with others, and build a community. The more you work together, the greater your town’s potential. With mcMMO and Vault, we’ve introduced leveling systems and a powerful economy that will keep you engaged as you progress through the game.

We’re actively looking to improve the server and are seeking builders, staff members, and developers to help enhance the experience. If you have experience building stunning towns and structures, managing a community, or creating or enhancing server plugins, we’d love to have you join our team!

At RGL Craft, you’re not just a player—you’re part of an ever-growing world! Join us to help shape our economy, create thriving towns, and experience Minecraft in a dynamic, ever-evolving environment.

31.220.30.93

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Dreamscape Realms 1.21

#youtube, Amaya Whisper, archives, Arial Yuriko, Bossymoon, Bri At Cookiebox, Cera Luceria, dreamscape, Furi Ferntail, Graduated members, Kamiko Rinona, Kanna Yanagi, Karaoke, Lida Oriana, mochi, Mom At Cookiebox, Nova Aokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Previous thread, Realms, Song playlist, twitch streamer, twitter, Umi Kyoku, Velvet Valentine, virtual youtuber, VReverie Extended, VReX, Vtuber, vtuber community

Join this cray cray Minecraft server where the Vtubers be vibin’ like there’s no tomorrow! We got Arial Yuriko, the queen of the server, Amaya Whisper whispering sweet nothings, and Bossymoon bringing all the boss energy. Bri At Cookiebox be baking up a storm, Cera Luceria shining bright like a diamond, and Furi Ferntail wagging their tail in excitement. Kanna Yanagi be slaying with those pixels, Lida Oriana bringing that Oriana magic, and Mochi being all cute and squishy. Mom At Cookiebox be serving up some serious mom vibes, Nova Aokami be howling at the moon, and Nyanami Ruru & Rumi be double trouble. Kamiko Rinona be rinona-ing all over the place, Umi Kyoku be hitting all the right notes, and Velvet Valentine be spreading that love.

But wait, there’s more! We got a whole list of graduated members for you to stalk, a sick song playlist to jam out to, and even archives of Ruru karaoke sessions for your viewing pleasure. So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and experience the wackiness for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. 🤪🤪🤪

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LateNightCrafts: Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, consideration, Courtesy, Expectations, Honesty, late work, LateNightCrafts, Minecraft, mutual agreement, Partnership, relationship, Respect, Server, Significant Other, Support, transparency, Trust, Understanding, working hours

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like in real life, we believe in keeping each other informed about our whereabouts.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waiting up until 4 AM for your partner to come home from work, only to be met with a shocking response when you ask for a simple heads up next time.

Our server is all about respect and staying connected as partners, even in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation and need some advice from our community of players.

So come on in and see if you’re the AITA for expecting your partner to let you know if they’re working late! Trust us, the drama in our server is just as intense as in real life.

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PubeCraft: No Shave, No Shame!

accident, Assistance, broken wrists, esthetician, Grooming, Guilt, husband, hygiene, midnight barber, MOTORCYCLE, neglecting, passive aggressive, Pregnancy, PubeCraft, pubes, relationship, shame, Shave, shaving, sulking, sweat, Winter

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to shave anyone’s pubes, not even in a virtual world!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about strange requests from injured spouses. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on crafting, exploring, and battling monsters – no pube shaving required!

Forget about the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Trust us, you won’t find any demanding husbands here asking you to give them a low taper fade on their nether regions.

So come join us and escape the madness of everyday life. Who needs a husband with broken wrists when you can have a pickaxe and a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s mine and craft our way to victory – no pubes involved!

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EvilBanter in Minecraft SMP

Brutal, callous, cold-blooded, Cruel, Evil, EvilBanter, hateful, Heartless, hurtful, inhumane, MALEVOLENT, Malicious, mean, Minecraft, Nasty, ruthless, Sinister, smp, spiteful, unkind, Vicious, vindictive, Wicked

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got creepers that do the floss dance, villagers that drop sick beats, and a secret underground base full of diamonds guarded by a squad of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night, and if you dare to challenge him, he’ll curse your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you emeralds for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today!

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