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Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	215
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Gods Slained:	1	Ores Mined:	3939
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7325	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Star Shards Collected:	224
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Crops Grown:	4178
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ores Mined:	5940

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	111	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	192	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mines Excavated:	1788	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchantments Applied:	194	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	79

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Votes:	9881
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Chimeras Created:	4

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!