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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 1530 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got tattoo artists with no tattoos! like whaaaat?! they be drawin’ on all da players with their invisible ink, makin’ em look fly as heck.
we also got a secret underground rave party every saturday night where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats and the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.
oh and did i mention we got a pet pig named mr. oinkers who can do backflips and spit fireballs? yeah, he’s a legend around these parts.
so come on down to our server and join in on the madness, cuz ain’t no other server like ours. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t that just the bee’s knees?
