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NSFWPublicMinecraftSMP

adult content, explicit, explicit content, inappropriate attire, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, indecent exposure, lewd, not safe for work, NSFW, NSFWPublicMinecraftSMP, obscene, offensive, Public, public nudity, RISQUE, scandalous, shocking behavior, Shocking.., Vulgar, x rated

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Farms Harvested:	346	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest party ever! I saw someone build a giant statue of a naked creeper doing the dab, it was so NSFW but also hilarious! And then there was this epic battle between two players who were fighting over a block of dirt, it was like a soap opera but with pickaxes! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground rave parties where everyone wears pumpkin heads and dances to discos! Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a total circus of craziness!

NoMoreCringePhrases

annoying buzzwords, annoying sayings, cliche expressions, common speech annoyances, communication annoyances, communication cliches, language cliches, language pet peeves, NoMoreCringePhrases, overused language, overused phrases, repetitive expressions, repetitive phrases, speech annoyances, tired cliches, tiresome sayings, trite idioms, verbal habits, verbal tics, worn-out catchphrases

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4628

Are you tired of hearing the same old phrases in Minecraft chat? Well, join our server and never hear them again! Our players are banned from saying “I’m on a boat” because we’re a landlocked server and boats are strictly prohibited. Instead, we encourage players to shout “I’m on a pig!” as they ride their trusty steeds around the map.

But that’s not all! We also have a strict “no “it’s lit” policy because we take fire safety very seriously. Instead, players must say “it’s mildly warm” whenever they come across a fiery situation. And if anyone dares to utter the phrase “YOLO,” they are immediately teleported to the top of the tallest mountain on the server and forced to shout “I regret nothing” as they plummet to their doom.

So if you’re tired of the same old phrases and want to join a server with some truly outrageous rules, come join us! Just remember, if you hear someone say “I’m on a boat,” report them immediately for breaking the rules of our wacky world.

Arctic Browning Recovery – Greening Resilience

#sustainability, adaptation, Arctic, Arctic browning, Biodiversity, Browning, carbon storage, climate change, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, Fire, global warming, Greening, melting ice, Recovery, resilience, soil degradation, thawing permafrost, Vegetation, wildlife

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

come join our epic minecraft server where the arctic is going through some crazy changes like fire, drought, and thawing permafrost! watch out for polar bears and penguins trying to survive in this wacky world. but don’t worry, the arctic is slowly turning green again thanks to some magical minecraft powers. join us and help save the arctic from turning into a desert wasteland! plus, who wouldn’t want to ride a polar bear into battle against the evil snow monsters? join now for a wild adventure like no other! 🐧🔥❄️ #SaveTheArctic #PolarBearWarriors

Ethereal Haven 1.20

amusement, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, digital communication, Entertainment, Ethereal, funny, Haven, humor, internet culture, internet humor, JOKE, Laughing Out Loud, Laughter, lol, meme, message board, No. 275626449, online anonymity, online forum, social media, viral content

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Hey bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers!

We got so many cool features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow!

Plus, the admins are like magical wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies.

So come on, join us and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyTrumpLand

aid funding, alarm bells, CraftyTrumpLand, diplomatic relations, economic aid, foreign policy, FREEZE, geopolitical concerns, global impact, government assistance, humanitarian crisis, international aid, international assistance, international relations, political implications, thailand, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US aid, us foreign policy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	73	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Emeralds Found:	8983	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Dragon Eggs Found:	9396
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so like, u know how trump is like, freezing aid n stuff? well, on this server, we’re all about unfreezing the fun! come join us and help spread the word about thawing out those chilly donations. from thailand to ukraine, we’re making sure everyone gets their fair share of blocks and diamonds. plus, u might even run into a secret agent or two trying to stop us. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and chaos. so come on over and let’s melt some hearts (and maybe some ice too)!

⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Animals Bred:	155	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

The description of the server server “Redline Griff of the Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cw.redlineminecraft.online:25747

Awakened Youth Haven 1.21

“Youth, Awakened, chemically, child welfare, children, controversial, Dems, eo, Gender Identity, government policy, Haven, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, mental health, sex change, Social Issues, sterilization, SUICIDE WATCH, Surgically, Transgender, Woke Ideology

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got some crazy new rules that are gonna blow your mind! Like, they straight up banned chemically sterilizing or giving “sex change” surgeries to kids. Dems are losing their minds over it, like seriously, they’re on suicide watch and stuff. So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s shaking things up and making people question reality, this is the place to be! Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos begin!

Mom’s Invasion Minecraft Server

anxiety, boundary issues, chronic insomnia, Communication Issues, depression, family dynamics, family intrusiveness, intrusive mother, Invasion, mental health, mental health struggles, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, overreaction, overstepping parents, Parent-child relationship, parental boundaries, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, psychologist appointment, Server, underreaction

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only uninvited guests are creepers, not your mother barging into your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.

Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!

So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!

TaxCraft: No MIL Handouts

Birthday, business woman, CAR, Conflict, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Favor, finances, Handouts, House, insurance, Kindness, MIL, MONEY, mother-in-law, refund, relationship, Rent, tax return, TaxCraft, TAXES

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

So, get this – my wife and I hit the jackpot with our tax return this year. We’re talking more diamonds than you can mine in a lifetime! And now, we’re on a mission to find the perfect house and a swanky new ride. But here’s the catch – my mother-in-law is like a Minecraft mob boss, always expecting payment for everything.

My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?

So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Putin’s Not Afraid MC

afraid, aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, fear, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Support, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

LOL come join our Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Trump are besties fighting off Putin together! Putin ain’t afraid of Europe but he sure is afraid of our epic builds and crazy PvP battles! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! Join now or Putin will steal all your diamonds and turn them into borscht!