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VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID

covid, Covid-19, detection methods, health, Healthcare, immunity, Long, long covid, Long Term Care, long-term effects, management methods, Medical research, pandemic, pandemic response, Prevention, public health, researchers, risk reduction, Vaccinations, vaccine effectiveness, VaxCraft, viral changes, Virus

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.

our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.

come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!

AetherSimp – Where even creepers are scared of committing

+18, AetherSimp, building, claim system, committing, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord Linking, Economy, Farming, gallery, hermitcraft, Pl3xmap, player-run shops, Redstone, rules, Scared, smp, Toggle PvP, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Website, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

AethreSMP Minecraft Server

Website	Visit website
World Map	View world map
Discord	Join Discord server
Gallery	View gallery

Overview:

AethreSMP is a new Semi-Vanilla server that offers an enhanced vanilla experience. We focus on maintaining the essence of vanilla gameplay while adding small features to enrich the multiplayer experience. Community input is highly valued, and every player has a voice in decisions about new additions and ongoing developments.

Features:

No Command Based Claim System – Trust-based building system
Vanilla Tweaks – Extra features like Armour Stands and Player Heads
Toggle PVP – Optional PVP for player battles
Discord Linking – Connect chat between Discord and in-game
Pl3xmap – View world map from browser
Player Run Shops and Economy – Player-driven marketplace

Community:

At AethreSMP, we believe in community involvement and embrace diversity. All suggestions and feedback are taken seriously to keep the community informed and involved in server decisions.

Rules:

Full rules can be found on the website. Some key rules include treating players with respect, no hacking or cheating, no stealing, and limited exploits allowed.

Apply on Discord!

FAQs:

1. Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, new players are welcome! Our community is friendly and helpful to players of all experience levels.

2. How can I contribute ideas to the server?

You can share your suggestions and feedback in our Discord server or on our website.

3. Are there any restrictions on building in the server?

While we don’t have a strict claim system, we do expect players to respect each other’s builds and follow community guidelines.

4. Is PVP mandatory on the server?

No, PVP is optional and players can choose to participate or opt out at any time.

5. Can I run my own shop in the server?

Absolutely! Our server encourages player-run shops and activities. Feel free to set up your own shop and engage with the economy.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchantments Applied:	250	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).

So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?

AlreadyCrafted Minecraft Server

AlreadyCrafted, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Animals Bred:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of constantly searching for that perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it’s right in front of you the whole time? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll always be exactly where you want to be – because you’re already there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. Explore our vast world where the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move and skeletons break it down on the dance floor. And don’t even get me started on our legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Because remember, you’re already there!

ClingyCraft Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Clingy, ClingyCraft, communication breakdown, emotional response, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, feeling unwanted, feeling unwelcome, hurt feelings, immature behavior, leaving early, Minecraft, misunderstandings, rash decisions, seeking approval, seeking validation, Server, sister-in-law, Wedding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like family? Join our server where we treat you like one of our own… well, maybe not like this story where a family member was thrown under the bus! But hey, drama makes life interesting, right?

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of family drama without actually having to deal with it in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cousin who looks at you like they’ve seen a ghost! So come on down and join our server, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, no throwing anyone under the bus – unless it’s in-game, of course!

OpinionCraft: AITA?

aita, Argument, birth control pill, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Communication, condoms, Conflict Resolution, Contraception, Decision making, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, feelings, opinion, OpinionCraft, personal choice, PRESSURE, relationship, sex, Upset, young adults

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize player comfort above all else! Unlike some boyfriends out there, we won’t pressure you into taking any pills just for their pleasure. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life relationship drama at the door. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas – what more could you ask for? So come on in and escape the craziness of the real world with us!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, determination, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, life goals, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, purpose, reason to live, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, well-being

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, fear not my friend, for I have found the ultimate reason to continue living – our insane Minecraft server!

Join us on a journey through the craziest and most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a giant toilet castle just because you can? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay explosive eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who needs a reason to continue living when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

MythBustersCraft

common misconceptions, common myths, debunking misconceptions, debunking myths, debunking sex myths, MythBustersCraft, myths about sex, relationships, sex education, sex education myths, sex myths, sexual behavior, sexual beliefs, sexual education, sexual health, sexual health education, sexual misconceptions, sexual misconceptions debunked, sexual myths and facts, sexual stereotypes, Sexuality

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll discover a whole new world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that will grant you unlimited diamonds if you can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Bunny, who will lead you on a quest to find the fabled Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

McRonaldsCraft: 30% Off!

Business Interruption, crisis management., customer experience, Customer Impact, fast food, Food Industry, Global Corporation, Japan, japan news, McDonalds, McRonaldsCraft, operational disruption, restaurant chain, Retail, Service Disruption, Store Closures, stores, supply chain disruption, Systems Outage, technology failure, technology issue

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

omg so, liek, u kno how McDonald’s is like, everywhere? well in japan, their system went all cray cray and now 30% of their stores are closed! can u imagine a world without mcdonald’s? it’s like, the end of the world man. but hey, u can still join our epic minecraft server and forget all about those sad, closed mcdonald’s. we got virtual burgers and fries for days, and our system never goes down cuz we got the best tech wizards in town. so come join us and let’s build a world where mcdonald’s never closes, and the fries are always hot and crispy. who needs real life when u got minecraft, amirite?

TrekCraft: No Griefing, Just Beaming

aliens, BEAMING, Boldly go where no one has gone before, cooperation, Future, Gene Roddenberry, Griefing, Human nature, Humanity, Infinite diversity in infinite combinations, interstellar travel, live long and prosper, Long-term goals, peaceful coexistence, Sci Fi, science and technology, science fiction, space exploration, Star trek, Starship Enterprise, TrekCraft, tv shows, united federation of planets

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magic Items Found:	2913	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Alien Abductions:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

yo, u ever wanted to explore the galaxy like the peeps in star trek? well, dis server is da closest thing u gonna get cuz we got spaceships and aliens and all dat crazy stuff. we even got a planet made entirely out of cheese, like wut?! join us and u can be da captain of ur own spaceship, zooming through space and discovering new planets. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all our alien friends, they throw da best parties. so come on over and join da fun, cuz who needs star trek when u got us?