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NSFWPublicMinecraftSMP

inappropriate conduct, Vulgar, inappropriate attire, x rated, offensive

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest party ever! I saw someone build a giant statue of a naked creeper doing the dab, it was so NSFW but also hilarious! And then there was this epic battle between two players who were fighting over a block of dirt, it was like a soap opera but with pickaxes! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground rave parties where everyone wears pumpkin heads and dances to discos! Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a total circus of craziness!

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NoMoreCringePhrases

repetitive expressions, language cliches, overused language, speech annoyances, worn-out catchphrases

Are you tired of hearing the same old phrases in Minecraft chat? Well, join our server and never hear them again! Our players are banned from saying “I’m on a boat” because we’re a landlocked server and boats are strictly prohibited. Instead, we encourage players to shout “I’m on a pig!” as they ride their trusty steeds around the map.

But that’s not all! We also have a strict “no “it’s lit” policy because we take fire safety very seriously. Instead, players must say “it’s mildly warm” whenever they come across a fiery situation. And if anyone dares to utter the phrase “YOLO,” they are immediately teleported to the top of the tallest mountain on the server and forced to shout “I regret nothing” as they plummet to their doom.

So if you’re tired of the same old phrases and want to join a server with some truly outrageous rules, come join us! Just remember, if you hear someone say “I’m on a boat,” report them immediately for breaking the rules of our wacky world.

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Arctic Browning Recovery – Greening Resilience

resilience, environmental impact, ecosystem, melting ice, #sustainability

come join our epic minecraft server where the arctic is going through some crazy changes like fire, drought, and thawing permafrost! watch out for polar bears and penguins trying to survive in this wacky world. but don’t worry, the arctic is slowly turning green again thanks to some magical minecraft powers. join us and help save the arctic from turning into a desert wasteland! plus, who wouldn’t want to ride a polar bear into battle against the evil snow monsters? join now for a wild adventure like no other! 🐧🔥❄️ #SaveTheArctic #PolarBearWarriors

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Ethereal Haven 1.20

meme, JOKE, Ethereal, humor, online anonymity

Hey bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers!

We got so many cool features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow!

Plus, the admins are like magical wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies.

So come on, join us and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyTrumpLand

international assistance, CraftyTrumpLand, Ukraine, Trump administration, aid funding

so like, u know how trump is like, freezing aid n stuff? well, on this server, we’re all about unfreezing the fun! come join us and help spread the word about thawing out those chilly donations. from thailand to ukraine, we’re making sure everyone gets their fair share of blocks and diamonds. plus, u might even run into a secret agent or two trying to stop us. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and chaos. so come on over and let’s melt some hearts (and maybe some ice too)!

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⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

redline, grif, Events, Bosses, Minecraft

The description of the server server “Redline Griff of the Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Awakened Youth Haven 1.21

Transgender, eo, Surgically, Medical Ethics, Haven

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got some crazy new rules that are gonna blow your mind! Like, they straight up banned chemically sterilizing or giving “sex change” surgeries to kids. Dems are losing their minds over it, like seriously, they’re on suicide watch and stuff. So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s shaking things up and making people question reality, this is the place to be! Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos begin!

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Mom’s Invasion Minecraft Server

overreaction, family dynamics, anxiety, boundary issues, depression

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only uninvited guests are creepers, not your mother barging into your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.

Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!

So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!

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TaxCraft: No MIL Handouts

refund, MIL, CAR, TaxCraft, MONEY

So, get this – my wife and I hit the jackpot with our tax return this year. We’re talking more diamonds than you can mine in a lifetime! And now, we’re on a mission to find the perfect house and a swanky new ride. But here’s the catch – my mother-in-law is like a Minecraft mob boss, always expecting payment for everything.

My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?

So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!

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Putin’s Not Afraid MC

Europe, afraid, peace negotiations, foreign policy, Ukraine crisis

LOL come join our Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Trump are besties fighting off Putin together! Putin ain’t afraid of Europe but he sure is afraid of our epic builds and crazy PvP battles! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! Join now or Putin will steal all your diamonds and turn them into borscht!

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