h04x Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Farmville Frenzy

character design, crop rotation, decent person, FANTASY, farmville, Frenzy, isekai, Isekai Kenkokuki, magic systems, Manga, manhwa, Overlord, Power Fantasy, Re:Monster, Reborn as a Feudal Lord Gathering a Talented Elite So This Land Can Thrive by Employing My Past Life Experiences as an Overworked White-Collar Worker, Recommendations, Saga of Tanya the Evil, Struggling, The Exiled Reincarnated Heavy Knight is Unrivaled in Game Knowledge, The Greatest Estate Developer, trash genre

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a whole new world of adventure and fun? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate isekai experience you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diverse character designs that will make you forget all about those boring old tropes. Say goodbye to kemonomimi slave girls and hello to male MCs with male friends who actually earn their strength through hard work and struggle.

Our server features a hard magic system that will immerse you in a world like never before. And don’t worry, our author is a decent person who won’t brush aside any questionable behavior from our MCs (looking at you, Re:Monster).

So come join us on this epic journey, where you’ll meet characters you’ll actually care about and experience adventures that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, this is the Minecraft server you never knew you needed in your life!

Indoor Kids Club Minecraft Server: Where Parents Prefer Pixels Over Playgrounds!

child development, club, concerns, Dangers, digital age, indoor, internet access, internet safety, Kids, Minecraft, modern parenting, online dangers, online safety, outside world, parental control, parenting, Parenting styles, parents, pixels, playgrounds, prefer, Safety, screen time, Server, supervision, Technology

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Love Letters Sent:	18
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being cooped up inside all day because your parents think the outside world is too dangerous? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only danger is running out of diamonds!

Our server is so safe, parents will be begging their kids to log on and play for hours on end. Who needs fresh air and sunshine when you can have virtual adventures and build epic structures?

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only supervision you need is from our friendly moderators. Join now and see why parents everywhere are ditching outdoor play for online fun!

FeminineCraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks and Show America How It’s Done!

America, Asians, beauty standards, blocks, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminine, FeminineCraft, feminism, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Global, Identity, Latinas, MODERN, Perception, rule, Show, society, Stereotypes, Traditional, Women

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Tired of all the un-feminine women in America? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, all the players are required to wear pink tutus and tiaras while playing! We’ve created a safe space where only the most feminine players can thrive. Join us and experience a world where latinas and asians reign supreme in the realm of femininity. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where everyone is as delicate as a flower? Join now and embrace your inner princess!

Chat LOLz Minecraft Server

2021, Backlash, Bitch, Chat, controversy, criticism, DELETED, Drama, emoji, gura, insecure, internet personality, lolz, mascot, Minecraft, missing, Online Community, post, Server, social media, streaming, Vtuber

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of dealing with insecure bitches like Gura? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Say goodbye to deleted messages and hello to a community where everyone is treated like the precious pixelated gem they are. Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!

addicted, addiction, Asians, controversy, culture, DUMBEST, Entertainment, gacha, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, Items, Lucky, market, Media, microtransactions, mobile, Players, Popular, SLOP, Social, trend, virtual, westerners

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	788	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you crave excitement and adventure beyond the usual block-building? Then come join our server, where gacha is not just for “dumb gambling addicted asians” anymore!

Picture this: You stumble upon a mysterious gacha machine in the middle of the virtual forest. You decide to give it a spin and out pops a rare, mythical creature that becomes your loyal companion on all your Minecraft adventures. But be warned, these creatures have a mind of their own and may lead you into some wacky situations!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Wars, where players battle it out using their gacha creatures in epic PvP battles. Will you come out victorious and claim the title of Gacha Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our gacha-filled world!

Crafting Chaos: Where Iran is Safe and Creeper-Free!

catastrophic event, Chaos, Conflict, Crafting, CreeperFree, Crisis, Destruction, face of the earth, geopolitical turmoil, global security, imminent danger, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear, political tension, regime change, Safe, sanctions, threat, War, wiped off, world news

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Looking for a server that’s hotter than a lava pit in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Iran is about to be wiped off the face of the earth! Join us for some explosive fun as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the legendary ghostly figure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness

Anti Spammer Tech, art, banter, Birthday Chart, blocky, Draw Corner archive, guides, madness, Media assets, metaphor, Music, OC, P5B, P5M, P5U, P5X, Persona, Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Stage Plays, THE ANSWER

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that P5X is releasing in China on April 12th just to celebrate our existence. Coincidence? I think not.

2. Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- is dropping in September 2024 because the developers were so inspired by our server that they had to create more content in its honor.

3. Metaphor: ReFantazio is coming out in Fall 2024 because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that it sparked a whole new game concept.

4. Want to know the real reason why the domains P5U.jp, P5B.jp, and P5M.jp are expiring in 2024? It’s because they all want to join our server and be a part of the madness.

5. Our guides, art, music, stage plays, Persona ISO, and Persona concerts are all top-notch because our server is a breeding ground for creativity and talent.

6. Our Birthday Chart is so accurate that it predicted the exact moment you would join our server and become a legend among players.

7. The media assets on our server are so fire that they have been known to cause spontaneous dancing and singing in real life.

8. And last but not least, our Draw Corner archive is filled with masterpieces created by players who were inspired by the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the most insane gaming community out there!

Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

activism, Appropriation, co-opted, collide, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, despise, Diversity, explosions, fetish, heinous, Identity, Language, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Meaningful, Prefix, social justice, special interest group, stealing, Trans, Transgender, transsexual

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	130
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Love Letters Sent:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can steal is someone’s diamonds? Well, come join our server where we steal language instead! That’s right, we’re reclaiming the word “trans” and using it to mean something totally outrageous like…trans-dimensional travel! That’s right, on our server, you can build a portal to another dimension and explore new worlds filled with crazy creatures and epic loot. So forget about boring old transsexuals, come join us for some trans-dimensional fun!

Lost in Translation

bootleg subs, comparison, cut offs, differences in translations, Dub, dub audio., errors, fansub, local game store, Lost, Mezzo DSA, minor errors, official subs, old fan subs, RIPPED, translation, Translation thread

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with bootleg subs and dub audio straight from a local game store! Our server is so crazy, we even have minor errors ripped from old fansubs for that extra touch of chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Compare our bootleg subs with official subs and dub for a truly mind-blowing experience. Who needs a perfectly translated game when you can have a hilarious mess of translations instead? Join us on our server for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server

300, AMA, controversial, Crafty, debate, decision, Ethics, exchange, Experience, Feedback, Grad, grad student, interview, Minecraft, MONEY, paid, prostitution, Rate, Server, sex work, Special, STUDENT, transaction, University, whore, Whores

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crops Grown:	8145

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!