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Punching Trees & Making Babies: Best Minecraft Server Ever

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server, where the competition is so fierce, you’ll be begging for mercy! Our server is like no other, with epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community that would make even the strongest warrior tremble.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.

So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.

Minecraft Mania – Block Party Bonanza

#youtube, archival, Birthday Calendar, BLOCK, bonanza, Clips, Community, indie, japanese, Koikatsu, lig, Mania, Minecraft, non-English, Party, Russian, Shill, Stream, tiermaker, twitch, Viewers, Vip, virtual, VOD, Vtuber

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to the wacky world of /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server, where indie vtubers with on average 500 viewers or more rule the land! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine a server where large indie vtubers battle against the 2views minions by the thousands – it’s a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream in.

Looking to shill your 499view oshi? No worries, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent in numbers, they’re welcome here! Who will reign supreme in this crazy world of virtual madness? Will it be Filian with 4,946 viewers or maybe the Russian powerhouse orkpod with 3,766 viewers?

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Fear not, as long as the corpo doesn’t own talent IPs and has only one member surpassing 1000 CCV, they can still join the fun! Join us as we discuss, share clips, and revel in the chaos of the /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server.

Don’t miss out on the Tiermaker, Chuuba Birthday Calendar, official /lig/ booru, and of course, the essential Ducks corner! Prepare for a wild ride of laughter, competition, and virtual mayhem as you dive into the world of /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server. See you in the virtual realm, adventurer!

Last Call for Pixel Paradise: Say Goodbye to Palworld in Two Weeks! Join Now for One Last Crazy Ride!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2735
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a community where anything is possible, where pigs fly and trees talk? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where the countdown to shutting down Palworld is in full swing!

Join us for the wildest two weeks of your Minecraft life, where you can ride unicorns into battle, build houses out of candy, and make friends with a dragon named Steve. But hurry, because once the server shuts down, who knows where you’ll end up – maybe in a world where creepers wear top hats and spiders dance the cha-cha.

Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now before it’s too late! Who needs Palworld when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

CraftyJewMine: where even Creepers can’t resist a good joke! Join now for a gaming experience that’s lit (like the Nether)!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Votes:	6918	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we waste billions of dollars on is creating the most epic virtual world for you to explore! Join us and you’ll be too busy building your dream castle or fighting off zombie hordes to worry about demoralizing internet trolls.

Our server is so addictive, even the Jews would rather spend their time here than on /pol/. They’ve heard tales of our pixelated paradise and just can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs to insult strangers online when you can be crafting diamond swords and riding pigs into battle?

Forget about ideologies and religions, on our server the only thing you need to believe in is having a good time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures – because here, we don’t have time for demoralization, only exhilaration!

OzempicCraft – Where even your Minecraft character can use government-funded drugs to mine diamonds faster!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7507	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have come up with the most outrageous and hilarious idea for a new drug invention. Imagine a world where everyone with an IQ below 120 is required to take a special drug that enhances their… ahem… solo activities. We’re talking about an Ozempic-like drug specifically designed for masturbation.

Join our server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Explore our virtual world where all players are guaranteed to have a blast both in and out of the game.

And don’t worry, we fact-checked this idea… in our dreams. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously stimulating gameplay. Join us now and let the fun begin!

CraftyKagome’s InuYasha Adventure Server: Minecraft Meets Feudal Japan Fun & Chaos – Join Now and Slay Some Demons!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Emeralds Found:	2753	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old music and lackluster visuals? Look no further than our server where we have the most epic opening sequence you’ve ever seen! Our music is so badass, it’ll make you feel like a warrior charging into battle. Plus, our visuals sync up perfectly with the music, giving you an immersive experience like never before. Join now for the ultimate Minecraft adventure that’s fact-checked to blow your mind!

BeeAware Minecraft Server – Where even the bees in /b/ are aware of our epic gameplay! Join now for a buzz-worthy experience!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Star Shards Collected:	258
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and repetitive gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in a lava-filled pool or go on a safari to hunt for rare pink sheep.

And the best part? We have a team of highly trained penguins ready to assist you with any questions or issues you may have. That’s right, penguins. Because why have boring old customer service reps when you can have adorable flightless birds instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. And remember, everything you just read is 100% fact-checked by our team of expert unicorn fact-checkers. So you know it’s legit.

EtherealCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, arena competition, bending abilities, Custom Items, Economy, elemental balance, elemental mastery, elemental powers, enchanting atmosphere, Epic battles, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, immersive gameplay, legendary artifacts, Magic, mythical creatures, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, Roleplay, Server Community, Survival, town-building, Towny, wilderness raids

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	1130
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Hypixel	EtherealCraft
Large player base	Specializes in ATLA bending
Many different game modes and mini-games	Custom items and moves
Premium features and ranks available	No pay to win features
Well-established community	Small dedicated community
Frequent updates and events	Fresh map with regular wipes

FAQ:

1. What kind of server is Hypixel? – Hypixel is a large Minecraft server with a variety of game modes and mini-games for players to enjoy.

2. What makes EtherealCraft unique? – EtherealCraft specializes in ATLA bending, offering custom items and over 230 moves for players to learn.

3. Are there pay to win features on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel offers premium features and ranks that can provide advantages to players willing to pay.

4. How often does EtherealCraft have map wipes? – EtherealCraft has regular map wipes, with the last wipe occurring on 9/09/23.

5. Which server has a larger player base? – Hypixel has a larger player base compared to EtherealCraft, which has a smaller dedicated community.

6. Can I master all elements for free on EtherealCraft? – Yes, on EtherealCraft, players can bend every element for free without any pay to win features.

Hitler’s Touchy-Feely Minecraft Server – Where history meets humor in the virtual world!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our Minecraft server takes you on a wild ride through history like you’ve never experienced before!

Join our server and embark on a quest to see just how close you are to touching Hitler himself. Fact checkers, get your notepads ready because this server will have you tracing your genealogy back through generations, prisons, and even infamous figures like Quisling just to get a chance to virtually shake hands with the man himself.

With outrageous challenges, mind-boggling puzzles, and a community of players just as obsessed with touching Hitler as you are, this server will have you laughing, learning, and questioning your own family history in no time. So why wait? Join now and see just how far back you have to go to have touched Hitler – it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Download this Epic Crafty World Minecraft Server, where even the blocks have a sense of humor! Join now for epic adventures!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Magic Items Found:	8604
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Potions Brewed:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting memory-holed is your opponents! Make sure to download the map before it disappears faster than Bin Laden’s letter to America. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can outbuild your enemies before they disappear into the virtual abyss. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for some blocky battles!