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Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

blocky, body composition, Character, Crafty, diet, Exercise, fat distribution, fat gain, fat storage, genetics, gyno surgery, health, heritage, McCraftface, metabolism, overfeeding study, PED abuse, pixelated, player, predisposed, Samoans, snowflake, TDEE, Unique, variation, weight gain, wrestler

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

World Wreckers: Prideful Deconstructionists

Accept, approach, Attention, biologically inclined, CHIVALROUS, deconstruct everything, Deconstructionists, entire worlds, entitled, gender dynamics, have pride, Impress, Jester, male cattle, Men, Need, no point, one true love, Prideful, pursue dating, romantic relationship, slide into the dms, socially inflicted, statistic, Traditional, western sensibility, Women, world, Wreckers

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
New Chunks Explored:	540312	Secret Passages Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further! Join our server where women are not “entitled” to your attention and men are not “biologically inclined” to approach women. We believe in breaking traditional gender dynamics and chivalrous behavior.

On our server, you don’t need to impress anyone or perpetuate western sensibilities. You are not a jester, you are a Minecraft warrior! And who says you need to be in a romantic relationship?

When you slide into the dms on our server, you’re just becoming another statistic – but a cool one! You don’t have to accept that you’re male cattle, you can avoid it entirely. The bulk of your desire to pursue dating is socially inflicted – so why not break free from it?

So, if someone isn’t your ONE TRUE LOVE, then there is NO POINT – except for joining our hilarious and rebellious Minecraft server!

MadokaCraft: Where griefing is magical and creepers are our news reporters!

#announcement, Anime, async, Charset., CREEPERS, Entertainment, Exedra, gacha, Gacha game, Game, Griefing, Madoka, Madoka news, MadokaCraft, MAGICAL, mobile game, News, Platform, Reporters, script, social media, twitter, Updates, UTF-8., Widgets

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36
Players Killed by Monsters:	4680	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the creepers are meaner! 🌱💥

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and blocky shenanigans! 🚀🔥

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a diamond mine so big, they had to call for backup just to carry all the loot! 💎🤑

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! 🐉🔥

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on a blocky adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😉🎮

Blocky Bonanza: {{NOVEMBER 4TH}}

#BigDay, #CalendarAlert, #CantMiss, #ImportantDate, #MakeItCount, #MarkTheDay, #MarkYourCalendars, #MemorableDay, #NeverBeTheSame, #November4th, #RememberThisDate, #SaveTheDate, 4th, blocky, bonanza, Calendar, consequences, Event, Impactful, Lifechanging, November, reminder, Significant, unforgettable

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft server like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and creeper unicorns as you explore a world filled with diamond-encrusted caves and enchanted forests.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for glittering emeralds and rainbow-colored obsidian.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret entrance to the Pixelated Pizza Palace, where the toppings are always extra cheesy and the crust is made of solid redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Mark your calendars and join us for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “Consequences will never be the same!”

2025 Eurotrip Adventures: Minecraft Madness

2025, Adventure, Adventures, anticipation, bucket list, countdown, culture, dream trip, Europe, Eurotrip, Excited, Exploring, Itinerary, Journey, long trail, madness, Minecraft, Overseas, Planning, SightSeeing, travel, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Items Found:	6377	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you ready to embark on the most EPIC Minecraft journey of your life? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride through the virtual world like never before!

🌍 Imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the year 2025, where Minecraft has evolved into a mind-blowing virtual reality experience. The graphics are so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually on a Eurotrip!

🚀 But that’s not all! Our server is equipped with time-traveling portals that will take you to different eras and dimensions within the game. One minute you’re in medieval times battling dragons, the next you’re in a futuristic city fighting off alien invaders.

🤯 And get this – we have custom mods that allow you to ride on the back of a giant chicken, shoot lasers from your eyes, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who needs a real Eurotrip when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft?

VShojo+ Craft: Where Anime Girls Rule the Blocks!

#youtube, Anime, blocks, Craft, ex-member discussion, froot, geega, Girls, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, lig, Mata, mel, mochi, Mochi’s Tits Edition, Mouse, rule, souchou, twitch, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, 会長, 総長

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to Mochi’s Tits Edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Froot that will blow your mind! Join us and hang out with GEEGA who will make you laugh until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Haruka who will show you the secrets of the universe and Henya who is basically a genius in disguise. Don’t forget about Hime who will lead you on epic adventures and Kson who will make you question reality.

And that’s not all! Join us for some fun with Kuro who will keep you on your toes and Mata who will blow your mind with their skills. Hang out with Mel who will bring some melody to your life and of course, Mochi who will… well, let’s just say you have to see it to believe it.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Mouse who will make you squeak with joy and Zen who will bring some zen to your chaotic Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, Mochi’s Tits Edition!

Crafty Nightmares 2: Electric Boogaloo

Board, Boogaloo, Characters, Community, competitive, Crafty, discussion, Electric, Fighting Game, gameplay, Gaming, Mechanics, News, Nightmares, ONLINE, online play, strategy, Thread, Tips, Tournament, Tricks, under night, Updates, video game

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	691035	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Votes:	9501	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to have a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of flying cows and exploding chickens . Don’t worry, they’re friendly explosions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn who will grant you three wishes if you can find it. Rumor has it that one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who will protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SpankCraft: Where Kids Learn the Hard Way!

Abuse, aggression, Behavior, bullying, child development, children, consequences, culture, discipline, discipline techniques, emotional well being, generation, HARD, Kids, learn, mental health, parenting, Parenting styles, physically disciplining, punishment, society, SpankCraft, Trauma, violence

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in tough love and physical discipline for all players! Join us and toughen up those soft kids who can’t handle a little virtual spanking . Our server is the perfect place to teach kids some real life lessons like resilience, perseverance, and how to handle getting knocked down and getting back up again. Plus, our PvP battles will have you feeling like a warrior in no time! So come on, join us and show those wimpy kids what it means to be a true Minecraft player!

CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move Counts!

battle chess, candidates, CheckmateCraft, Chess, chess community, chess edition, chess forum, Chess General, chess multiplayer, chess online, chess thread, Chess tournaments, chess video games, Counts, lichess, Move, Online Multiplayer, online play, sub edition, Tournaments, video games, Vietnamese basket weaving forum, weekend tournaments

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take chess to a whole new level with our Battle Chess edition! Forget boring old chess, here you can literally battle it out on a chess board with your friends.

Join us and become a chess master in our Candidates sub edition, where only the bravest and most strategic players survive. But that’s not all – we also have weekend tournaments where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our team, the Vietnamese Basket Weaving Forum. Why basket weaving, you ask? Well, because on our server, we believe in combining the ancient art of basket weaving with the modern game of chess for the ultimate gaming experience.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft chess like never before. Join us now and prepare for the craziest chess battles of your life!

LazyCraft: Where even the creepers put in more effort

crawl over glass, CREEPERS, does nothing, doing something, Effort, eye contact, LazyCraft, Men, Nothing, Put, this bitch, thousands of hours

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Star Shards Collected:	100
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing happens! Seriously, you won’t find any boring quests or tedious tasks here. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who have dedicated their lives to doing absolutely nothing in the game.

Join us and witness the madness of players who will crawl over glass just for a second of eye contact with another player. The dedication is real, folks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From building entire cities out of dirt blocks to taming wild creepers as pets, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, join us now. Who needs quests and objectives when you can have a good time doing absolutely nothing?

Blocky Beats: The ‘K-On’ Server

😮, Anime, Band, beats, blocky, Cake, comedy, friendship, Fun, Girls, high school, K-On, Keyboard, keyboard player, KON, Music, Performances, Practice, Rock Music, school life, Server, slice of life, t.., tea

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Emeralds Found:	8299

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about boring old servers, because this one will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – if you look between the T and O on your keyboard, you’ll unlock a secret portal that will transport you to a world filled with unicorns riding on rainbows and dancing llamas that drop diamonds instead of wool.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And if you manage to defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magic wand that shoots out fireworks every time you mine a block.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a penguin army that will fight by your side as you battle against evil mobs? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of glitter and cupcakes that leads you straight back to safety.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.