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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7167 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!