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Vtuber Valley – Where Aspiring Minecraft Stars Shine Bright!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2287

Are you tired of streaming to an empty chat room with crickets as your only audience? Join our Minecraft server and become a Vtuber sensation overnight! Our server is filled with virtual avatars giving and receiving advice on how to become the next big thing in the Vtubing world.

Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? We have experts who can guide you in the right direction. Want to know if there’s an audience for you doing something outrageous like juggling flaming cats? We’ve got the answer for you!

Need help editing your clips to make them more entertaining? We’ve got a list of video editors that will make your content pop like never before. And if you have any questions, don’t be afraid to ask – our community is here to help you succeed!

Join our server now and get ready to audition for top Vtuber agencies like Brave, Hololive, and FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION. Who knows, you could be the next virtual superstar to take the internet by storm!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and start your journey to Vtuber fame today!

Pixelated Hearts Minecraft Server: “Because I found diamonds instead!”

Characters, childhood memories, diamonds, Difficulty, Disney, Final Fantasy, gameplay, Hearts, keyblade, kingdom hearts, lack of updates, long trail, lost interest, Minecraft, new games, Nostalgia, other interests, pixelated, Repetitive, RPG, Server, sora, Story, time commitment, video games

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	5219
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of fighting heartless and nobodies all day? Do you need a break from saving the world from darkness? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave your keyblade at home because here, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is so epic, even Sora himself would be jealous. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (cue Aladdin music). And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – we have spleef tournaments that will make you forget all about the Keyblade War.

So why waste your time in the world of Kingdom Hearts when you could be building your own kingdom in Minecraft? Join us now and let your inner block builder shine! Plus, rumor has it that Donald Duck is a regular player on our server – you never know when you might run into him while mining for diamonds.

Crafty Crusaders: Where Anglos and Muslims Unite to Build and Battle!

1850s, 1990s, anglos, battle, BUILD, Conflict, Crafty, crusaders, Cultural differences, DEFEND, Disgusting, European Christians, fetish, fetishizing, immigration, Importing, love, millions, muslims, oppress, Oppression, right, Spit, unite, War

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Crops Grown:	6494
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Come join our server where Anglos and Muslims unite in a battle for dominance! Witness epic battles between players as they defend their right to oppress European Christians in the 1850s and 1990s. But that’s not all! We’re also importing millions of Muslims to spice things up even more. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and spit on Anglos with us as we embrace our love for Muslims in the most outrageous way possible.

PussyPits Minecraft Server – Where God’s Sense of Humor Runs Wild!

Armpits, body image, body odor, disgust, double standards, eat out, GOD, Gods, hate society, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, nonconformity, pussy, PussyPits, Rebellion, runs, sense, Server, smell, smell like pussy, socially unacceptable, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, Taste, taste like pussy, Wild

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6528
Zombie Dances:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even God gets in on the action! Our server is so wild, even armpits look like pussy! And guess what? They smell like pussy and taste like pussy too! But beware, it’s socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like pussy – sorry society, we do what we want here!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft! So come on, join us and let’s shake things up together!

CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crops Grown:	7839
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

Ark, biblical figures, biblical interpretation, confusion, confusion about prophets, disbelief, disbelief in prophets, disbelief in religion, Edition, misunderstanding, noah, Noahs, PALS, Pixelmon, Prophet, Prophetic, Questioning, questioning beliefs, questioning faith, religious beliefs, religious figures, skepticism, skepticism towards faith, skepticism towards prophets, skepticism towards religion

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

Allowed, brocraft, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Everyones, female gamers, female representation, Gaming, Gaming Community, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl gamers, Girls, Inclusivity, Men, real, sexism, Stereotypes, STOP PLAYING AS A GIRL, stop sexism, video games, Women empowerment, women in gaming

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	7890
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Beloved, Childless, contemplation, death, eternal rest, Forgotten, giggles, graveyard, husband, Legacy, Life, LONER, Loners, memorial, Men, Minecraft, Mother, Reflection, Remembrance, resting place, solitary, solitude, Tombstone

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ores Mined:	2827	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	8098	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!