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  • PupperPatrolCraft

    PupperPatrolCraft
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 2401
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 485669 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Towns Built: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 415
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.

    Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

    And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

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  • BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

    BBQ Drama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 497
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 166 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Zombie Dances: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

    We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

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  • Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

    Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 6763
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 97 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

    We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

    And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

    So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

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  • NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

    NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 2124
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ores Mined: 1701
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Crops Grown: 8711

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

    Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

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  • Putin’s PvP Party – No More Old Guy

    Putin’s PvP Party – No More Old Guy
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 308
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Magic Items Found: 3347 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by putin’s pals?? well now u can cuz trump’s opponent is no longer an old, sick guy!! come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans putin’s pals have in store for u!! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover some top secret government conspiracy!! who knows what kind of wild ride u’ll be in for on this server!! so come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!

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  • PoshBritInMinecraftServer

    PoshBritInMinecraftServer
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 5641
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Imagine this: a super posh rich British guy gets transported to the middle of West Virginia in the game. Watch as he tries to navigate his way through the wilderness, encountering hillbillies, moonshine stills, and maybe even a Bigfoot or two. Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing for days. Who knows what other crazy scenarios you’ll stumble upon in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

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  • SpermBankCraft

    SpermBankCraft
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 8115
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

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  • YTChannelGuy’s Minecraft Server

    YTChannelGuy’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 7173
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Villages Defended: 18 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of driving aimlessly and eating junk food in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can drive around in virtual America all day long and feast on pixelated junk food to your heart’s content. Who needs the real American dream when you can live it out in blocky form? Join now for a taste of the pixelated good life!

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  • TehranCraft Minecraft Server

    TehranCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 2522
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns? Look no further than our server, where even Tehran can’t resist the fun!

    Join us and witness the chaos of an Islamic theocracy where guys are rocking crosses like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get us started on the fashion choices of the young women – bold and fearless, just like our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of Iran’s not-so-Islamic dystopia along the way!

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  • RedPillCraft Minecraft Server

    RedPillCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 4075
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politicians asking for your vote? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can vote for a giant chicken wearing a top hat! That’s right, this feathered friend promises to bring free diamonds for all and mandatory chicken dance parties every Friday. Who needs a boring old human leader when you can have a clucking good time with our poultry president?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of voting for a candidate who truly stands out from the flock. Plus, rumor has it that the chicken’s top hat is actually a portal to a secret diamond mine. So what are you waiting for? Cast your vote for the most egg-cellent leader in Minecraft history!

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  • ToothlessCrafters

    ToothlessCrafters
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 7930
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 123 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 22 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Ores Mined: 5506 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    do you like minecraft? do you like to laugh? do you like to build stuff and blow it up? then come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of toothless players who are actually super smart and skilled at the game.

    we have a tooth fairy who flies around granting wishes to players who find her hidden lair. she will give you diamonds, enchanted gear, or even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.

    we also have a giant toothbrush that you can ride around the map and clean up all the creeper explosions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    our community is full of fun and friendly players who love to joke around and have a good time. we even have a dentist who will give you a free dental check-up in-game.

    so come join us on this wacky and toothless adventure, where the only handicap is having all your teeth!

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  • GenderIneqCraft: AR-LA-OK Edition

    GenderIneqCraft: AR-LA-OK Edition
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 8293
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 180
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where everything is upside down and inside out just like gender inequality in Arkansas, Louisiana, and Oklahoma! we have the craziest builds and the wackiest players who will make you feel like you’re in a whole new world. women in our server are treated like queens, with more health boosts, financial security, and safety than you can imagine. so why wait? join now and experience the most gender equal minecraft server out there!

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  • Tilted Tavern: Where semi-vanilla gets mixed up with towny, slimefun, and dungeons for some chaotic cross-play shenanigans!

    Tilted Tavern: Where semi-vanilla gets mixed up with towny, slimefun, and dungeons for some chaotic cross-play shenanigans!
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 113
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

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    Tilted Tavern <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/btth-season-6-explained-in-hindi/">Minecraft Server</a>

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    Server IP (Java/Bedrock): IP: mc.tiltedtavern.net
    Geyser Port: 19132
    Bedrock Session Join: Add Xbox Live Friend: TiltedTav

    There is always something new to discover and enjoy with compatibility for both Bedrock and Java clients. Explore and conquer a vast custom Earth world on our Towny server, where adventure awaits at every corner!

    Server Features

    • Earth: Claim and build in a massive topographical model of Earth!
    • Cross Play Support: We support all Java Edition and Bedrock platforms!
    • Towny: A distinctively rebalanced Towny setup featuring a fast travel system!
    • Slimefun: Our Slimefun plugin offers the full modded Minecraft experience without the need to install any mods!
    • Levels: Earn special perks and rewards simply by playing on the server and progressing!
    • Dungeons: Battle for survival! Defeat bosses, complete quests, earn rare loot, and level up!

    Join us and become a part of our ever-expanding Minecraft community. Whether you’re an architect, an explorer, a strategist, or a dreamer, Tilted Tavern offers an adventure tailored to your desires. Get ready to shape the course of history on our monumental Earth replica. Adventure awaits!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I play on the server using both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition? A: Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock clients.

    Q: What is the main feature of the server? A: The main feature is the custom Earth world where players can claim and build on.

    Q: Are there special rewards for leveling up on the server? A: Yes, players can earn special perks and rewards by progressing on the server.

    Q: Is there PvP on the server? A: The server has dungeons where players can battle for survival, but PvP is not the main focus.

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  • CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

    CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 1458
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Chimeras Created: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Astral Projections Made: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Summer Grilling Edition update is live, where you can cook up some delicious virtual BBQ while battling it out with your friends. Our Bug and Desk Engineer fixes will ensure that your gameplay experience is smoother than a baby’s bottom.

    Join us for the 7th Comic event, where we’ll be working on creating the most hilarious and action-packed storyline you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Our Official Sites will keep you updated on all the latest news and events, so you never miss out on the fun.

    Frag with /tf2g/ every Friday and Saturday afternoon, where the competition is fierce and the laughs are endless. Our Official Server in the EU is the place to be for all your fragging needs. But wait, there’s more! Join our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata for even more outrageous adventures.

    Check out our resources for FAQs, mods, loadouts, HUDs, scripting, trading, stats, sprays, and even leaks from our creators. And don’t forget to read tf2g’s Guide to Heavy for some pro tips on dominating the battlefield.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the most wild and wacky gameplay you’ve ever seen. See you online, adventurer!

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  • SMP_CraftyCreeper203023365

    SMP_CraftyCreeper203023365
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 1363
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us on our server where the cows have taken over and demand sacrifices of golden apples in exchange for safe passage through their pastures. The villagers have formed a rebellion against the iron golems and are now armed with enchanted diamond swords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the skeletons have perfected their moonwalk.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity), then come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!

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  • Sis’ Minecraft Server: No Stepkids Allowed

    Sis’ Minecraft Server: No Stepkids Allowed
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 3951
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Farms Harvested: 843 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even the most seasoned soap opera writers couldn’t dream up.

    Ever wanted to escape your own crazy family drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom’s messy love life and your stepdad drama. Build your own virtual family and create your own storylines that make even the Kardashians jealous.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free imaginary DNA test to determine your Minecraft lineage. Who knows, you might just find out that your blocky father is actually a Creeper in disguise.

    So why wait? Join our server today and become the hero of your own virtual family saga. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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  • Cheater’s Retreat

    Cheater’s Retreat
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 4512
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Animals Bred: 63 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Ores Mined: 7541 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re gay, straight, trans, or even a blocksexual (we don’t judge).

    Join us and escape the chaos of family life – no pastor-required conversion therapy here! Build your dream world with us and leave the real-world drama behind. Plus, our server is run by a friendly coworker-loving admin who will always have your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to endless blocky adventures!

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  • LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP

    LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 4413
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”

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  • MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!

    MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 7065
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Towns Built: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Animals Bred: 84 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you were building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain and a group of creepers decided to crash the party? Yeah, that was a blast. Or how about the time you accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers into your friend’s meticulously designed village? Classic.

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  • GazaVaxCraft

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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 6288
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Crops Grown: 2305 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how there’s always fighting in gaza? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we have PAUSES in fighting for POLIO VACCINATION! like, how crazy is that? come join us and help save lives while building epic structures in minecraft! who knew saving the world could be so much fun? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in more ways than one!

    New Minecraft Server
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