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CuckCraft: Where even the creepers are more loyal than this guy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Love Letters Sent:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally off-the-wall server where the only rule is to have a good time.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats come prancing by, followed by a pack of dancing creepers doing the Macarena. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken in a tutu swoops down from the sky and starts throwing cake at everyone.

But that’s not all! Our server also has the rarest and most elusive mob of all time: the Cuckoo Bird. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Cuckoo Bird, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because this bird has a wicked sense of humor.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have llamas in top hats and dancing creepers? Don’t be a cuck, join us today!

Blocktopia: Nuclear Edition

1. Fallout, 10. vaults, 11. dystopian, 12. sci-fi, 13. open world, 14. exploration, 15. quests, 16. weapons, 17. armor, 18. companions, 19. factions, 2. post-apocalyptic, 20. retro-futuristic., 3. video game, 4. RPG, 5. wasteland, 6. nuclear war, 7. Survival, 8. mutants, 9. radiation, blocktopia, Edition, Nuclear

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? We’ve got you covered! Need to build a giant statue of a potato to worship as your new Minecraft god? Go for it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once defeated the Ender Dragon in a dance-off!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Hungry Gamers: May the Blocks Be Ever in Your Favor

action, Adventure, blocks, Competition, danger, deadly, dystopian, Favor, Fight, Foggy Forest, Forest, Game, Gamers, HG, Hunger Games, Hungry, INTENSE, Mystery, Survival, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thread, Thriller, Thrilling

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	16	Potions Brewed:	198
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our mysterious Minecraft server located in the Foggy Forest! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Fluffy Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a Fluffy Unicorn?

2. Our Foggy Forest is also home to the legendary Tree of Bacon, where bacon literally grows on trees! Imagine never running out of bacon for your breakfast, lunch, and dinner in Minecraft. It’s a bacon lover’s dream come true!

3. But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will defend you from any creepers, zombies, or pesky players trying to raid your base. Plus, they do a mean karaoke rendition of “Eye of the Tiger” on Saturday nights.

So come join us in the Foggy Forest for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you in our wacky world!

CraftyBoeingSnitch: Where whistleblowers find safety in pixels!

Airbus, aircraft manufacturing, aircraft safety, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation scandals, boeing, corporate ethics, corporate misconduct, CraftyBoeingSnitch, Ethics, Find, pixels, Safety, Safety concerns, Unhealthy, Whistleblower, whistleblower awareness, whistleblower protection, whistleblower retaliation, whistleblower rights, Whistleblowers, whistleblowing, workplace safety

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of being a Boeing whistleblower and constantly looking over your shoulder? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only deal with Airbus scandals! Join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets, dodging corporate spies, and building the most epic planes in blocky form. Who needs Boeing when you can have Airbus, am I right? So come on over and let’s fly high together, literally and figuratively!

Minecraft Madness: HOLY PUKOLI Edition

#holiness, BELIEF, ceremony, Divine, Edition, FAITH, Higher power, HOLY, holy pukoli, madness, Minecraft, PUKOLI, Religion, reverence, ritual, Sacred, sacredness, spiritual awakening, Spiritual Journey, spiritual practice, spirituality, tradition, Worship

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because HOLY PUKOLI is here to save the day!

Join us on a wild adventure where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the chickens wear top hats. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the moonwalk. And don’t even get me started on our annual watermelon eating contest – last year, Steve ate 100 watermelons in one minute!

So come on down to HOLY PUKOLI, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a boring blockhead, in which case, you might want to steer clear.

InfluxedPrison VS Hypixel

Balanced Economy, brand new features, Community Events, Crates, crystals, currencies, Custom armor sets, custom pickaxes, Envoys, F2P gameplay, KitPvP, leveling rewards, Milestones, multiplayer experience, player rewards, Prestige, Prison, prison server, PRIVATE MINES, PvE, Robots, Unique Enchants, weekly updates

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Hypixel	InfluxedPrison
Pros	Pros
Largest and most popular server Wide variety of minigames and game modes Constant updates and new content Active community and forums Well-established economy Custom plugins and features	Fully customizable pickaxes with unique custom enchants Crystals that unlock new opportunities for pickaxes Balance economy Customizable private mines Levelling rewards Free-to-play gameplay Robots Milestones & Prestige Milestones Crates and currencies Envoys and custom armor sets New features implemented weekly

Hypixel	InfluxedPrison
Cons	Cons
High level of competition Server can be overwhelming for new players Laggy at times due to high player count Some game modes may have long queue times Can be difficult to navigate and find specific games	May have fewer players and smaller community Less variety in game modes compared to Hypixel New server may have bugs or issues

**Hypixel FAQ:** 1. What sets Hypixel apart from other Minecraft servers? – Hypixel is the largest and most popular Minecraft server, offering a wide variety of minigames and game modes along with constant updates and new content.

2. Are there any downsides to playing on Hypixel? – Some players may find the high level of competition and occasional lag due to the high player count to be drawbacks.

3. How active is the community on Hypixel? – Hypixel has a very active community with forums and regular events to engage players.

**InfluxedPrison FAQ:** 1. How does InfluxedPrison differ from other prison servers? – InfluxedPrison offers unique features such as fully customizable pickaxes with custom enchants, crystals that unlock new opportunities, and a balanced economy.

2. What are the potential drawbacks of playing on InfluxedPrison? – Players may find that InfluxedPrison has fewer players and game modes compared to larger servers like Hypixel.

3. How frequently are new features implemented on InfluxedPrison? – InfluxedPrison introduces brand new features weekly to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

CraftyCrusaders – Creepers Beware!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Choccy Milk Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even The Traveler from Destiny 2 wants to join us. Yes, you heard it right, we have a trailer of The Traveler trying to find its way into our server because it’s just that awesome.

2. Patch 7.3.6.3 is so mind-blowing that it will make your Minecraft experience go from zero to hero in just one click. You’ll be slaying creepers left and right like a true warrior.

3. Our resources are so top-notch that even the Gunsmith from Destiny 2 is jealous. From DIM to ArmorPicker, we’ve got everything you need to become the ultimate Minecraft master.

4. Want to know the TTK, Buffs/Debuffs, DPS, etc.? We’ve got a spreadsheet that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. You’ll be calculating numbers like a math prodigy in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Choices: ‘Would you rather’ Edition

achievement, AMBITION, challenge, champions league, Choices, Competition, Crafty, Dedication, determination, domestic cup, domestic league, dream, Edition, Europa League, football, Glory, Goal, Passion, Soccer, sports, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Potions Brewed:	96	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft soccer champion! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds and battling creepers, it’s all about scoring goals and winning trophies here.

Join our server and compete in the domestic league, domestic cup, Europa League, and even the Champions League! Who needs to fight dragons when you can be lifting the Minecraft equivalent of the World Cup trophy? Plus, rumor has it that if you win all four competitions in one season, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play against Notch himself in a game of soccer. Can you imagine the bragging rights if you beat the creator of Minecraft at his own game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your soccer skills in the most epic Minecraft tournament ever!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.bqow.vanillaboxmc.ru

Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

barnacles, Chaos, cold, cold as blue ice, Crafty, Dante, Dante’s Inferno, Demon, demon semen, Devil, devil’s dick, flavor, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, Ice, kakigori, Pick, Poison, razor sharp shards, Semen, Shards, sharp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1243	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6635
Divine Spears Created:	16	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a devilishly good time! Ever wondered what demon semen tastes like? Well, on our server, we have a special kakigori made from the devil’s icy cold dick covered in razor-sharp barnacles. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon with a fondness for disco music. If you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, the treasure is all yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a village of zombie pigmen who have a passion for interpretive dance. Join in on their routines and you might just earn their trust and get access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Bi-RIZZ-ness MemeCraft: Where memes meet mining for maximum LOLs!

advertising, Bi-RIZZ-ness, BiRIZZness, Business, business strategy, CEO Sonics, Content Creation, Entrepreneurship, keeping a business going, lols, making money, Marketing, maximum, Meet, Meme culture, meme marketing, meme page, Memecraft, memes, Mining, monetization, online business, online presence, selling ads, social media, starting a business, viral content

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Hey there, fellow meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and epic trolling. We’ve got CEO Sonics running around like crazy, bumping into everything in sight until we reach our goal of morbilion dollars (whatever that means).

But that’s not all! On our server, you can start your own meme page business and sell ad space to other players. Who knows, you might just become the next meme mogul of Minecraft!

So come on down and join the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures along the way!