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Crafty Mahjong – LOLs, block parties, and pixelated fun! Join ‘/mjg/’ server today!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for an adventure filled with mahjong madness and BA tourneys that will blow your mind.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a world where mahjong reigns supreme. Play a game of tiles with your fellow miners and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And don’t even get us started on our BA tourneys. Compete against the best of the best in wild, wacky tournaments that will test your bravery and your building skills. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be left in the dust by our top players?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, once you enter our world of mahjong and BA tourneys, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and join the fun today!

PixelatedCrapLands – LOLWUT Minecraft Server – Aesthetic AF – Building Coz Why Not – PogChamp Creations

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1875	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crops Grown:	5054	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further! Join our server where pigs ride on top of chickens, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a disco!

Experience the thrill of riding a llama through a maze of lava pits, battling zombie villagers in a dance-off, and crafting a potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese (yes, really).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the ridiculousness and fun that awaits you on our server! Join now and never have a dull moment in Minecraft again!

F*cking Redstone Wiz – Minecraft Server for the Confused & Amused! #RedstoneMaster #WTFIsRedstone

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo, so picture this: you’re minding your own business in Minecraft, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a mysterious portal. You gather up your courage and step through, only to find yourself in a dimension where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of potato-worshiping villagers who will trade you emeralds for the finest spuds in all the land. And don’t even get me started on the flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

Oh, and did I mention the time-traveling chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens have mastered the art of time travel and will take you on adventures to the past, present, and future. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers with jetpacks – they’re a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself how the fuck it all works. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

#beard care, #facial hair, #mens grooming, beauty, Bzns, creeper, facial grooming, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming tips, hair removal, hygiene, Minecraft, neck grooming, neck hair, neck shaving, NeckbeardGang, neckbeardlife, Noobs, Optional, personal care, self-care, shaving, shaving routine, shaving tips, skincare, srs, Tears

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Farms Harvested:	391
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Star Shards Collected:	212
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a clean-shaven face and a neglected neckbeard? Join our server and embrace the chaos of shaving the back of your neck every time you shave your face! Experience the thrill of living life on the edge as you navigate the treacherous waters of neck grooming. Will you emerge victorious with a pristine neckline, or fall victim to the dreaded neckbeard curse? Only one way to find out – join us today!

BlockBling MC: Oh hi Anon, I’m Hamia – Trendy Minecraft Server for LOLs and Adventure! #MinecraftMadness #HamiaHype

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Farms Harvested:	824
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Oh hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiast! I’m Hamia, your new coworker on this epic server. Why should you join, you ask? Well let me tell you, on this server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of bacon. Can you imagine the riches you’ll be swimming in?? And don’t even get me started on the enchanted creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a literal blast! So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous and awesome creations together. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze: LOLs and Blocks Server – PVP, Builders, Minigames. ‘Anyone try it?’

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2728
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	171	Magic Items Found:	6713

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because this server is where all your wildest dreams come true!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself riding a flying pig through a rainbow-drenched sky, while a herd of friendly creepers serenades you with a chorus of “We Will Rock You.” And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be able to build a house out of diamonds, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even have a dance-off with a pack of dancing zombies. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghosts of long-lost players, who will share their secrets with you if you dare to explore the darkest corners of the map.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or will you? (Cue dramatic music)

LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	2525	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

MinecraftFate: Grand LOLder – Ultimate Gaming 4 Gamers – Join Now for Fun & Friendship – Slash & Craft Your Way to Victory

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1909
Dimension Hops:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with floating islands, water monsters, and crazy quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Embark on advanced quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before! Battle water monsters on a floating island of innocents and save the day in the most epic way possible. Summon epic creatures like Hai Ba Trung and Morgan to aid you in your quest for glory!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about a Spring 2024 New Master Support Campaign that will blow your mind? Gain exclusive rewards and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your friends in the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Access exclusive servant info, materials, summoning rates, and drop rates to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. With our server, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

FlushCraftz – The Ultimate Bathroom-themed Minecraft Experience! 🚽💩🧻 #FlushableMemes #PottyPlays #ToiletTrendz

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3394	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2115	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

🚽🤣 Yo, listen up! Wanna join our epic Minecraft server? We’re so wild, we use FLUSHABLE wet wipes like there’s no tomorrow! Yeah, you heard me right. Our city’s septic system is a hot mess because we’re too busy living life on the edge in Minecraft. So if you’re ready to cause chaos and wreak havoc, come on over! Just don’t blame us when the city comes knocking on our virtual doors 😂🚽🔥 #WetWipeWarriors #SepticSystemSilliness

Tomie’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone a stupid stuck up bitch for not liking your painting is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in expressing our true feelings, even if it means being a little rude sometimes. Join us for a community that thrives on brutal honesty and sassiness.

Our server is home to the most epic art battles you’ll ever witness. If someone doesn’t appreciate your masterpiece, feel free to unleash your inner artist and show them who’s boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the Picasso of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their poultry revolution?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the norm, art is a battleground, and chickens are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other. Just be ready to defend your paintings and watch your back around those scheming chickens!