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Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player RealKILLERkross, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of him riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Stormy Hollow

3D armor, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Experience, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, Join, Magic, Minecrafters, Quests, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Skills, smp, Spells, Stormy Hollow, Storyline, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Potions Brewed:	147

Stormy Hollow is a magical survival experience with over 200+ spells to unlock and choose from! We are a friendly, non-grief survival SMP community with magic! We also have dungeons, a storyline, quests, jobs, skills, custom 3D armor sets, and SO much more! The goal of Stormy Hollow is to offer a safe, inclusive, and unique experience for all Minecrafters to enjoy! We cannot wait for you to join us!

IP Address: play.stormyhollow.net Discord: discord.gg/stormyhollow

Join on Bedrock: IP: play.stormyhollow.net Port: 19131

play.stormyhollow.net

Survived the Manga Ending Minecraft Server

Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, ending, Happy Ending, Manga, Manga adaptation, manga conclusion, manga finale, manga plot twist, manga protagonist, manga series, manga survival, Minecraft, plot twist, Protagonist, resolution, Server, Story, Survived, Twist, unexpected

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Emeralds Found:	6038	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of blocks and mobs!

Join us if you want to survive the apocalypse with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. We promise you’ll have a blast fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers while trying to build a shelter out of dirt and cobblestone.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Join their ranks and learn how to kick butt with nothing but your hooves and a bad attitude.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava? Who needs diamond armor when you’ve got sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, at least you survived the manga ending.

TV Show Minecraft SMP

Community, comparison, Differences, discussion, Entertainment, Equivalent, forum, long tail, Media, Minecraft, movies, ONLINE, Popular, Recommendations, series, Show, shows, Similarities, smp, tags, television, trending, TV

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and was granted the ability to fly on a giant potato.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mines Excavated:	4588	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Invest Minecraft SMP Advice

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magic Items Found:	2915
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	4931
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	124
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

Board People Minecraft SMP

Argument, Board, controversy, criticism, debate, disagreement, dislike, emotional, gimmicky, internet, Minecraft, opinion, Overrated, people, personally, piece of shit, reaction, Sensitive, smp, social media, triggered, Upset

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).

MagicMoon

Adventure, Cross-Play, custom worlds, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanted, enchanted forests, Exploration, fairy tales, FANTASY, Magic, Magical Items, magical realms, Mini Games, Missions, mystical lands, mythical creatures, PvP battles, Quests, Roleplay, sorcery, Spells, Survival, Wizardry

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

¡¡¡Magic Moon!!!

Discover a Magical World in Minecraft.

Join MagicMoon, a Minecraft server where magic and adventure come together.

Explore incredible custom worlds, engage in epic PvP battles, and collaborate on exciting missions with other players.

Are you ready to experience the magic?

play.magicmoon.site

WakeCraft

Crates, Custom, Economy, infernal mobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, new content, protection blocks, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, WakeCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	5285
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

WakeCraft is a totally new server in version 1.21 that is survival/vanilla/custom and we have an economy, protection blocks, infernal mobs, crates, etc. We have new content.

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