#Gutbustinglyfunny MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

lol, Laughter, funny, Comical, hilarious

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Crafty Creepers: Where Even Your Jewish Friends Can Mine in Peace!

Crafty, Social Interaction, CREEPERS, Peace, Jewish

Have you ever had a Jewish friend in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village of Jewish villagers who are always throwing the best bagel parties! Join us for a chance to trade with them and learn about their culture while building your own epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret synagogue hidden deep underground where you can mine for diamonds while listening to klezmer music. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience – join our server now!

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Crafty Shekel Shindig

payment, exchange, SHEKELS, Coins, Shekel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we accept payment in the form of shekels, because why not?

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Dorirru’s Diamond Delight: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

DELIGHT, japanese, FANTASY, SHONEN, CREEPERS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us on a wild adventure through the land of Gigadorirrubreeeeeeeeeeaakaaaaaaaaaaaaah, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re feeling brave, take a ride on our roller coaster made entirely of TNT!

So why wait? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

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Land of 10,000 Blocks: Minnesota Edition

bros, networking, Minnesota bros, Minnesota chat, Minnesota friends

Are you a Minnesota bro looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cold as the winters up north? Look no further, because our server is so chill it’ll make you forget about the freezing temperatures outside. Join us for epic battles against snow golems, mining expeditions in the frozen tundra, and building igloos that would make even Elsa jealous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground ice palace where the legendary Ice King resides, waiting to challenge any brave adventurer who dares to face him. So grab your parka, hop on your snowmobile, and join us for a frosty good time on our Minnesota-themed Minecraft server!

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Crafty Dominican Dudes: Mining, Building, and Dominating the Minecraft Republic!

Republic, Dudes, Stereotypes, immigration, Multiculturalism

Oh boy, let me tell you about the Dominican males on our Minecraft server! These guys are like the superheroes of the virtual world. They mine diamonds faster than you can say “Papá Dios”, build houses taller than the palm trees on the beaches of Punta Cana, and PvP like they’re in a bachata dance-off. Join our server and you’ll be saying “¡Qué lo que!” in no time as you team up with these legendary players. Who needs a beach vacation when you can have a Dominican adventure in Minecraft? ¡Vamos! 🌴💎🔥

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Crafty McCraftface: ‘Will you buy?’ – A server where diamonds are the new currency!

diamonds, consumerism, shopping therapy, retail therapy, McCraftface

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that never breaks! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a land of endless cake and ice cream!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Will you buy into the madness?

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LOLswordChads Minecraft Madness

Jealousy, bamco, #Swordsmanship, madness, Skilled

Are you tired of being a weakling in Minecraft? Are you sick of getting owned by players with puny little swords? Well, look no further because longswordchads is the place for you! Join us and become a part of the elite group of players who wield the almighty longsword, the weapon of choice for true warriors.

But beware, not everyone can handle the power of the longswordchads. Rumor has it that our swords are so sharp, they can cut through diamond armor like butter. And don’t even get us started on the enchantments – our swords are so OP, they can one-shot the Ender Dragon without breaking a sweat.

So why should you join longswordchads? Because we’re the baddest, raddest, most epic group of players in all of Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that breathes fire, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a diamond mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join longswordchads today and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

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Crafty Kibbutz: Where White People Embrace Antisemitism

Support, Supremacy, Smart, Crafty, hatred

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the smartest of the smart can join forces with Israel and God’s Chosen People! If you think you have what it takes to outwit and outplay the competition, then this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs and treacherous foes, all while basking in the glory of being on the side of righteousness and light. Only the most cunning and courageous players will be able to navigate the challenges of this server and emerge victorious.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this server, only the bravest and brightest will survive. Are you ready to prove that you’re one of the chosen few? Join us now and show the world that you have what it takes to stand with Israel and God’s Chosen People!

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Blocky Warriors: Endwalker Edition – Minecraft Server for FF XIV Fans!

Zalera Goblet, MEETUPS, Promotional Site, Spooky Club, XIV

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is launching with a bang on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Get ready for a wild ride because our Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 is going to blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have some insane in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Join forces with your favorite Final Fantasy characters and take on epic quests like never before!

And don’t even get me started on our General News! We have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test that will have you traveling through dimensions like a boss! Plus, our PvP Series 5 will have you battling it out with other players in the most intense battles you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all, folks! We have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your gameplay experience unforgettable! And if you’re looking to meet some fellow players, we have meetups like you’ve never seen before! From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now! 🎮🔥🚀

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