Gutbash Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

Assassination, CommanderNasrallahsMCServer, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Israel, leadership, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nasrallah, Political, regional unrest, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, top commander

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

contested election, Corruption, Craft, crazy, Crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign intervention, fraud, Government, international relations, Land, Latin America, Lula, Lulas, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political instability, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

MemoryCraft: Stress-Free Gaming with CBG

anxiety reduction, anxiety relief, cannabinoid, cannabinoid research, cbg, CBG benefits, clinical trial, cognitive function, double-blind study, Gaming, human trial, intoxication, memory enhancement, memory enhancement effects, memory recall, MemoryCraft, mental health, placebo-controlled study, stress reduction, stress relief, stressfree, whole plant cannabis, word recall

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like smokin’ dat good good CBG strain but without gettin’ all loopy, ya feel me? Like, u can build ur own world and chillax without all da stress and anxiety, it’s like a virtual chill pill, bro.

And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?

So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

PolarLand – Vanilla server on version 1.20x Minecraft server

1.20x, alone, Company, donation, Lag, Minecraft, Mode, Plugins, PolarLand, PvP, Rtp, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ores Mined:	8648
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

You can play on it both with a company and alone, the server works on versions from 1.20 (Recommended) to 1.21, there is no donation and lags on it, there are only basic plugins on /rtp, /spawn, /tpa, /sethome, well and pvp mode, how could it be without it

95.105.53.186

BlockParty Minecraft Server

81978162, blockparty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server, tags

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Animals Bred:	89
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers?

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

DragonBallSMPSuperCraft

Akira Toriyama, Androids, Anime, Cell, child safety, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, DragonBallSMPSuperCraft, Frieza, goku, japanese animation, Manga, Martial Arts, Namekian, Piccolo, power levels, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is Piccolo! That’s right, this server is run by a rogue Namekian who has taken it upon himself to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors.

Join us if you dare, as Piccolo will challenge you to epic battles and intense training sessions. But beware, if you don’t keep up, you may find yourself in the belly of a hungry Ender Dragon!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like golden carrots and enchanted diamond swords. And every Saturday night, we host a dance party at the Nether fortress, complete with disco balls made of glowstone.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive Piccolo’s training camp. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest will survive.

PanicCraft Minecraft Server

adult rec league, anxiety, Communication, Decision making, depression, Guilt, husband, infant, mental health, Minecraft, panic attack, PanicCraft, parenting, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, self-care, Server, sleepless nights, stress, Support, Volleyball, Wife

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while escaping the stress of sleepless nights and arguments with your partner. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose, especially if your husband is having panic attacks while you’re away playing volleyball.

Forget about quitting your favorite game, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs sleep when you can build epic structures and explore endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those panic attacks behind!

NoBoysAllowedCraft

alcohol, alienation, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, creeps, Defending, defending friend, defending partner, Disrespect, Friend, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, kicking out, NoBoysAllowedCraft, Party, setting boundaries, social gatherings, standing up for self, uncomfortable situations, unwanted advances

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
New Chunks Explored:	233926	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9978	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Are you tired of creepy boyfriends ruining your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no creep policy! Just like Sarah’s boyfriend, Jack, who couldn’t keep his hands to himself at a party, we kick out any players who make others uncomfortable.

Imagine a virtual world where you can build and explore without the fear of someone ruining the fun with inappropriate behavior. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for Jack of course. He’s banned for life.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Build, mine, and have a blast with fellow players who respect boundaries. And remember, if you ever feel uncomfortable, just let us know and we’ll handle it faster than Jack can chug a beer!

SeriesLoverMC SMP

action, binge watching, Characters, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, episodes, FANTASY, favorite series, Mystery, Plot, reality tv, romance, Sci Fi, Seasons, series finale, SeriesLoverMC, smp, streaming, television, Thriller, tv shows

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Block Party: The Server You’ll Never Say NO To!

Adventure, beach days, BLOCK, books, Chocolate, coffee, desserts, family, Food, friendship, Fun, Happiness, Laughter, love, movies, Music, Nature, Party, Pets, Server, shopping, spa days, travel, Youll

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Votes:	4847	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to say “NO” to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So why say “NO” to all this craziness when you could be saying “HECK YEAH” instead? Join now and let the madness begin!