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LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	843
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Void Gems Collected:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	158

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Emeralds Found:	5575
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Animals Bred:	135	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

animal companionship, animal cruelty, animal welfare, dog ownership, Husky, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet love, pet neglect, pet rehoming, pet rehoming conflicts, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet training, pet training difficulties, puppylove, rehoming, Server, spaying, walking dogs

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	298	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1631	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Votes:	8473
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.

Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	228
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Crops Grown:	4646

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

BlockyBeautyBoost

Allure, attractive, BlockyBeautyBoost, body positivity, Charm, Confidence, empowerment, Exercise, fashion, Grooming, hair, inner beauty, lingerie, makeup, outer beauty, seduction, self love, self-care, Self-expression, Sexy, skincare

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Crops Grown:	8704
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?