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Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer

#gamer, Above Average, acceptance, anatomy, big, BIGGER….., blocks, body image, comparison, Confidence, Dicks, fagmaxxing, Insecurity, judgment, long trail, measure size, mental struggle, Minecraft, Perception, reality check, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, small dick, societal norms, Ultimate, WellEndowed

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	659	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magic Items Found:	3251	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Are you tired of feeling inadequate about the size of your blocky pixel peen? Join our Minecraft server and let your virtual manhood grow to epic proportions! Our players swear that after just one session, their in-game schlongs were so massive, they could tower over the Ender Dragon itself! Don’t let your brain trick you into fagmaxxing – come join us and let your dynamite dong do the talking! Join now and watch your confidence grow as big as your pixelated package!

Aurora: Where Creepers are just Misunderstood Fashionistas! 1.20.4 Server in Dallas with Bluemap

[core protect], 1.20.4, aurora, Bluemap, BuildPaste.net, by-hand builder, CREEPERS, dallas, Essentialsx, fashionistas, Grief Prevention, LizC864, misunderstood, on-foot explorer, Paypal, planet minecraft, PvE, Server, Single player sleep, twitch, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	170

Aurora Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	lizc864.g.akliz.net – LizC864 (Vanilla 1.20.4)
Features	Aurora Vanilla-ish server with Keep Inventory ON and mobGriefing set to false.
Plugins	Core Protect, BlueMap, EssentialsX, Grief Prevention, Single Player Sleep

FAQs – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Aurora server all about?

The Aurora server is a Vanilla-ish server where players can build, explore, and survive without the fear of losing everything when they die.

Are there any player ranks on the server?

No, there are no player ranks on the Aurora server. The focus is on building, exploring, and community rather than ranks.

What are the rules of the server?

Don’t be an asshat
No cheating or hacked clients
No destruction of buildings or terrain
No killing villagers
Claim your property to prevent griefing
No streams of profanity

How can I donate to the server?

You can donate to the server through PayPal.me/LizC864.

Is there a Twitch channel for Aurora?

Yes, you can visit the Twitch channel at https://www.twitch.tv/lizc864

NSFWcraft – A Wild and Wacky Minecraft Adventure for Adults!

Adults, Adventure, appropriate, Business, career, Company, compliance, Employee, Etiquette, Guidelines, HR, human Resources, Job, Minecraft, NSFWcraft, office, PROFESSIONAL, regulations, Respect, Safe, Safety, sensitivity, Standards, Wacky, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	273	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring, safe-for-work Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. So why wait? Come join the chaos and let your blocky adventures begin!

2G2T Survival Anarchy (NO RULES/NO STAFF) TEST SERVER

1.20.4, 2b2t, 2g2t, 2goose2tools, Anarchy, anti cheat, Builders, Community, Discord, HACKING, Lore, Minecraft, No Rules, no staff, Norules, PvP, Server, Survival, test server, Website

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

This is a 1.20.4 test server! NO LONG TERM SUPPORT! Main server ip: 2g2t.xyz(worlds will eventually be merged)

2G2T Survival Anarchy (NO RULES/NO STAFF) TEST SERVER Minecraft Server

No staff, no anti-cheat, no rules. Lie, steal, troll, spam and kill on the BOLDEST anarchy server in Minecraft… 2g2t.

system, no waiting

Flying and other

unless certain exploits become

Auto-restart software enables the server to maintain 99% uptime.

Server world is never reset, and multiple backups a month are taken in case of server failure.

2G2T is an authentic Minecraft anarchy experience inspired by 2 builders 2 tools. We strive, as a community that loves anarchy, to emulate the extraordinarily unique playstyle available on 2b2t without the hours long wait times. We are built by anarchists, for anarchists. Be the next player to add your story to 2g2t lore.

We have a new website! 2goose2tools.com

Invite link to Discord:https://discord.gg/TUgAK6F2W9

2G2T Survival Anarchy (NO RULES/NO STAFF) TEST SERVER Minecraft Server

test.2g2t.xyz

Crafty C*nts Minecraft – Get Laid at a Job Network Center!

18 year old, accessibility, adhd, autism, Center, Cnts, Crafty, cunts, dick, Disabilities, disability services, get laid, inclusive services, Job, job centre, job network, Laid, Minecraft, Network, Nice, prime pussy, pussy, severe need, sexual desire, special needs, support community, throw itself

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Votes:	882	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or different? Look no further, because our server is like no other! We have a special event where players with disabilities can join and find love and companionship in the game. Who knew that building blocks could lead to building relationships? Get ready to experience the wildest and most unexpected adventures on our server – it’s a guarantee that you’ll never be bored again! Join now and see what surprises await you.

Eilysion Empire

Adventure, battlefield, Bragging rights, Community, Custom Surprises, Eilysion Empire, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gear, Land Claims, legend, minecraft server, Minehut, Mysterious mobs, PvP, PvP battles, RPG, Semi RPG, Semirpg, Skills, smp, Smpvp, Surprises, Survival, thrilling quests, Updates

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Unleash Your Creativity in the World of Minecraft

Semi RPG, PvP, Land claims

Ready to explore Eilysion Empire, where the fun never stops and the excitement never ends?

Live Your Adventure:

Set off on thrilling quests that will take you to the far corners of our world. Make friends, solve puzzles, and embark on epic journeys that are yours to shape!

Battle Like a Boss:

Feeling brave? Challenge your friends to PvP battles that’ll get your heart racing. Show off your skills, earn bragging rights, and become a legend on the battlefield!

Discover Custom Surprises:

Explore a world filled with cool items and creatures you won’t find anywhere else. From awesome gear to mysterious mobs, every corner of Eilysion Empire is packed with surprises!

Join your Friends:

Adventure is always better with friends! Join our awesome community of players, team up with fellow adventurers, and make memories that’ll last a lifetime.

Never a Dull Moment:

Get ready for non-stop fun with our exciting events and updates. From holiday celebrations to new features, there’s always something happening in Eilysion Empire!

Our Website

IP: play.eilysion.com

play.eilysion.com

Crafting Moscow Madness

bizarre traditions, Blood, bodily fluid, Body, Christ, Cock, communion, Crafting, drinking cum, Eucharist, gays, heterosexual, madness, Moscow, Orthodox christian, penises, religious beliefs, russia, russian culture, russians, Semen, social hierarchy, taboo

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Potions Brewed:	158	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a truly unique and unconventional gaming experience! Why should you join our server, you may ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…

Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!

COOL YOUTUBE SERVER ITZROCKEZ Minecraft server

#youtube, Adventure, banner, Community, Cool, Gaming, ITZROCKEZ, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Towns Built:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

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DynastyMC Cobblemon VS Hypixel

Adventure, AdventureBoundaries, ClassicExcitement, CulinaryArts, daycare, Economy, ExperiencedTrainer, Fabric, FusionOfInnovation, GlobalTrading, Gts, LimitlessJourney, Mini Games, MonsRiding, PassionateCommunity, Pixelmon, Playergyms, PokemonExcitement, PvE, RankedBattles, Survival, ThrillingQuests, UniqueExperience, WorldExploration

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	141
Dimension Hops:	12	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Alien Abductions:	2

Comparison between Hypixel and DynastyMC (Cobblemon)

Pros and Cons

Server	Pros	Cons
Hypixel	Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
DynastyMC (Cobblemon)	Unique gameplay with three distinct realities	Smaller community compared to Hypixel

FAQ

Q: What makes Hypixel stand out?	A: Hypixel is known for its large player base and wide variety of minigames.
Q: Why choose DynastyMC (Cobblemon) over Hypixel?	A: DynastyMC offers a unique Pokémon-themed gameplay experience with three distinct realities to explore.
Q: Is Hypixel suitable for all players?	A: Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players due to its vast array of minigames and activities.
Q: What makes DynastyMC (Cobblemon) special?	A: DynastyMC offers a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement with features like Mons Riding, Player-Gyms, and Ranked Battles.

VShojo+ Minecraft Madness – The Ultimate Gaming Experience! Join now for epic adventures and LOLs!

Adventures, Bait, Civil, comfy, Dedicated, discussion, eclipse, Epic, Excellent, Experience, froot, Gaming, geega, haruka, henya, Hime, Join, kson, kuro, lols, madness, Mata, mel, members, Minecraft, Mouse, Reporting, Ultimate, vshojo, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the virtual world collides with the real world in ways you never thought possible! Join us as we mine our way through the depths of creativity alongside VShojo and vtubers who are the epitome of fun and silliness.

Picture this: Zen decides to take a day off from streaming, but don’t worry, Hime swoops in to save the day with a stream that references eclipses and leaves everyone scratching their heads in confusion and intrigue. Who needs logical explanations when you have such chaotic energy, amirite?

Our server is a place where Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Mouse, and Zen come together to create a virtual utopia that is equal parts unpredictable and downright hilarious. With streams that range from wacky to absurd, there’s never a dull moment in our Minecraft world.

So, why should you join? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to discussing Kson’s greatness, Henya’s antics, and everything in between? Plus, if you’re a fan of inside jokes and obscure references, our server is the place to be.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unique and entertaining. Join us on our Minecraft server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and joy. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our servers!