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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5566 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 1860 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.
Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.