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CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	178	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers dance to disco music, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the world with their trading skills. This server is like no other, with enchanted diamond pickaxes that sing you lullabies as you mine, and a secret underground base full of llamas who are actually alien spies in disguise.

But that’s not all! The server also has a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you have to dodge fireballs and zombie pigmen while trying to collect as many diamonds as possible. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords and potato cannons.

So, what made this server so good? Well, where else can you find a place where the Ender Dragon is actually a friendly creature who just wants to be your pet? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

amusement, appreciation, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, Good Vibes, Gratitude, haha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA., Happiness, hilarious, humor, joy, LaughCraft, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, positive vibes, rofl, Romania, Server, thank you

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of evil llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. But fear not, because our players banded together and defeated the llamas in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world? Plus, did I mention that our server is endorsed by Romania? That’s right, even Romania thinks we’re the best! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity begin!

BlockBrothers Minecraft Server

accusations, anger, Apology, Argument, BlockBrothers, body image, Boundaries, brother, family gathering, family rift, Food, forgiveness, Hosting, insults, Invitation, leftovers, Minecraft, misunderstanding, reconciliation, Server, sister-in-law, theft, weight

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no one will accuse you of stealing their food or insult your body shape. Our server is drama-free and full of fun adventures waiting for you to explore.

Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Plus, we have a special event where you can hunt down missing plates of food in the game – just make sure not to eat them all like OP’s brother did! See you in the game, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

HealthyCraftBonanza

anger, boyfriend’s family, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, food choices, Fruit, healthy food, healthy lifestyle, HealthyCraftBonanza, Junk Food, lake house, peer pressure, relationship conflicts, road trip, salad, scolding, secret eating, social situations, tradition, VEGETABLES, weekend trip

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where healthy eating is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us for a virtual world where the only food available is fresh fruits, vegetables, and salads. No more junk food here!

Imagine a world where your character’s health depends on their diet. Eat too many virtual hotdogs and chips, and your avatar might just keel over from a virtual heart attack. But fear not, on our server, you’ll thrive on a diet of pixelated greens and fruits.

Don’t let your virtual family judge you for your healthy choices. On our server, everyone will be too busy farming and cooking up delicious, nutritious meals to even notice what you’re eating. And if anyone tries to shame you for your healthy habits, just build a virtual wall around them and keep on munching those virtual carrots.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama is whether to plant tomatoes or cucumbers in your virtual garden. Say goodbye to junk food and hello to a healthier virtual life. See you there!

OscarWorthy Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Oscars of Minecraft! We have so many talented actors (players) who deserve an Oscar for their amazing performances in building and crafting. Join us and witness epic builds that will leave you speechless and wondering why Hollywood hasn’t recognized these players yet. So come on down and be a part of the award-winning fun on our server!

CraftyAdulting

adulting, aging, bills, coping with challenges, CraftyAdulting, disillusionment, emotional maturity, growing up, HEARTBREAK, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of innocence, Nostalgia, reality check, regrets, responsibilities, Sadness, self-doubt, societal expectations, work stress

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Void Armor Forged:	28
Zombie Dances:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Villages Defended:	18

The saddest part of being an adult is realizing you can’t spend all day playing on our Minecraft server! But fear not, because on our server, we have created a magical land where responsibilities don’t exist and you can mine and build to your heart’s content!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, our server is rumored to be home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob of all time – the legendary Disco Sheep, who can break out into a dance party at any moment.

So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

LebCraft – No Entry Zone

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Gods Slained:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Israel strikes be creating a 5-kilometer ‘dead zone’ in southern Lebanon? like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your epic base in the midst of chaos. who needs peaceful survival when you can have heart-pounding danger at every turn? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world! #explosivefun #minecraftmayhem #joinusnow

CraftyCatastrophe

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Divine Spears Created:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4935
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

join this server and make it the worst day of EVERYONE’S life! we got creepers that explode in rainbow colors, villagers that speak in memes, and a dragon that farts glitter! build a house out of giant rubber ducks or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. every day is a new adventure, and every adventure is a disaster waiting to happen. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

MammothMayhemMC

ancient animals, Arctic island, breeding individuals, environmental change, evolutionary biology, Extinction, freak event, genetic diversity, genomic meltdown, ice age, MammothMayhemMC, Paleontology, population stability, prehistoric creatures, Recovery, research, Scientific evidence, severe bottleneck, study, wildlife conservation, woolly mammoths

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have woolly mammoths running around like crazy! We have a population of 8 breeding mammoths that somehow survived a severe bottleneck and now we have 200-300 of these majestic beasts roaming the Arctic island. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this freak event and be a part of the madness! Join now for a wild adventure like no other!

Anarchtica

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Join the server now! Current IP: anarchti.ca Current version: release 1.7.10 Website: https://www.anarchti.ca/

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