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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9592 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1605 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines? Well, look no further because our server is like a summer break groundhog premise with a twist of romance! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of lovestruck villagers start following you around, showering you with gifts and compliments. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a herd of flying pigs swoops in and declares their undying love for you too!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unpredictable that even the heroines are dropping like flies before chapter 1 even ends. Who needs a stable storyline when you can have constant plot twists and surprises at every turn? And don’t worry about getting bored with the same old characters – we’re constantly introducing new and outrageous heroes and villains to keep you on your toes.
So why settle for used goods heroines on other servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Come join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT-wielding llamas)!
