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ElonCraft: No Salutes Allowed!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6085	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Have you heard about that time Elon Musk accidentally did the Nazi Salute live on TV? Yeah, it was wild. But don’t worry, on our Minecraft server, we promise there will be no Nazi Salutes, only epic builds and hilarious adventures. Join us and escape the drama of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that Elon Musk himself plays on our server to unwind after a long day of launching rockets. So come join us and see if you can outbuild the billionaire tech mogul!

EduCraft2035: Build a Strong Nation!

2035, BUILD, China, curriculum, Development, education, EduCraft2035, Future, global competitiveness, Government, innovation, Long-term goals, nation, Nation building, Plan, policy, SCHOOLs, strategy, STRONG, strong education, Students, teachers, Technology, Workforce

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a ‘strong education nation’ just like china but with more blocky fun! learn how to mine diamonds like a pro and craft enchanted books to become the smartest player in the game!

we have virtual classrooms where you can learn redstone engineering and potion brewing, all while fighting off zombie teachers and skeleton students!

join now and be part of the most educational and chaotic minecraft server out there! who needs real school when you can learn everything you need to know in our pixelated world? let’s build a strong education nation together, one block at a time!

Base 10 Block Party

arithmetic operations, base, base 10, BLOCK, counting systems, decimal system, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical systems, mathematical theories, Mathematics, number systems, numerical algorithms, numerical bases, numerical calculations, numerical expressions, numerical patterns, numerical representations, numerical structures, numerical values, Party, positional notation

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Votes:	8044	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

so, like, come join dis amazin’ minecraft server where we count in base 10 cuz dat’s da only way to count, ya know? like, if u try to count in base 9 or base 11, u gonna get kicked out faster den a creeper blowin’ up ur house!

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player found a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese! yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE! and dere was giant mice runnin’ around eatin’ all da blocks, it was wild, man.

anudder time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster dat went straight to da moon! yep, u could ride a minecart all da way up dere and see da earth from space, it was like bein’ in a sci-fi movie or somethin’.

so, if u wanna have a blast and experience some truly wacky adventures, come join dis base 10 countin’, cheese dimension explorin’, moon rollercoaster buildin’ minecraft server! u won’t regret it, trust me.

Pixel Pals: KLRG1 vs PD-1

Anti-correlation, Biomarkers, Cancer, CD8 T cells, checkpoint inhibitors, Expression, Human, immune checkpoint blockade, immune response, Immunology, immunotherapy, KLRG1, oncology, PALS, PD-1, PD1, PIXEL, research, T cell exhaustion, Therapy, tumor, tumor infiltrating lymphocytes, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether! our players are like a bunch of crazy chickens running around with their heads cut off, but in a good way!

join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through the magical world of blocky goodness. we have so many insane stories to tell, like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived with only a singed butt!

if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks, then look no further! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs boring old correlation when you can have anti-correlation of KLRG1 and PD-1 expression in human tumor CD8 T cells? it’s a mouthful to say, but trust us, it’s a blast to experience in minecraft form!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

Adventures, Anticheat, Currency, Economy, Factions, Griefing, History, java edition, laid back, No Resets, player freedom, PvP, stable performance, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla minecraft, vanilla players, vanilla plugins

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom.
Effective anticheat to maintain fair play.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft.

FAQ:

What is Straight Up Minecraft?

Straight Up Minecraft is a vanilla Minecraft server offering a laid back survival experience without land claims, currency or economy plugins.

Are PvP and griefing allowed?

Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

Can I protect my land?

No, there are no land claims or land protection on the server.

Are there any world resets?

No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.

Is there a currency or economy system?

No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server to maintain the vanilla experience.

Mystic Tsundere Haven 1.20.2

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land of tsundere vibes. Like, you’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper will come up to you all like “I-I didn’t mean to blow you up, b-baka!” It’s hilarious, man.

And get this, the mobs on this server are all tsundere too. Like, you’ll be fighting a zombie and it’ll be all like “I-I only wanted a hug, not to eat your brains!” It’s so random and crazy, you’ll be questioning reality, bro.

Plus, the buildings on this server are all designed to look tsundere. Like, you’ll see a castle and it’ll be all like “I-It’s not like I want you to come inside or anything, b-baka!” It’s so ridiculous, you’ll be laughing your butt off.

So, yeah, join this Minecraft server for the ultimate tsundere experience. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way. Trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.

ShowNightOutCraft

anger, Apology, cold weather, Comedy Show, Communication, Disappearance, disappeared, gift, listened to, misunderstanding, new parents, night out, parenting, partner, perspective, relationship, ShowNightOutCraft, socializing, Stubborn, TICKETS, Unloved

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Hey gamers! Join our Minecraft server for some wild adventures and crazy stories! Just like the time I (40F) took my partner to a comedy show and he disappeared into the night like a ninja! Our server is so fun, it might make your partner vanish too (just kidding…maybe)!

We have free tickets to all the shows in town, so you never know what kind of surprises you might find. Plus, if you ever need to make a quick escape like I did, our server will have you covered with all the excitement and drama you could ever want.

So come join us and experience the thrill of the unknown, just like my partner who is still missing (but don’t worry, he’s alive)! Who needs a partner when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? See you there!

AchievementUnlocked – Minecraft SMP

#achievementunlocked, Achievements, Dedication, goals achieved, hard work, life accomplishments, life journey, life successes, Milestones, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, personal growth, proud achievements, proud experiences, proud memories, proud moments, reaching goals, self improvement, self reflection, smp, success

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7799
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place ever, with crazy builds and wild adventures. Like, one time, I found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of evil chickens. But I defeated them all with my trusty wooden sword and claimed all the diamonds for myself. It was epic, bro.

And the best part is, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Like, last week, I took on a whole army of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And you know what? I won. It was insane, bro.

So, if you wanna join a server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, bro?

ElonCraft2021

billionaire, Body language, controversy, current events, elon musk, ElonCraft2021, entrepreneur, feelings, Gestures, INAUGURATION, nonverbal communication, Opinions, political events, public figure, public image, reactions, salutes, scrutiny, social media, spacex, tesla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5185

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground base where we hold annual Ender Dragon dance-offs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself frequents our server, using his redstone skills to create epic roller coasters and launching fireworks displays that can be seen from space. And don’t even get us started on the llama army he’s been training for the ultimate showdown against the evil zombie horde.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wacky adventure that even Elon Musk would approve of? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Wisconsin’s Lake Mendota Time Loop

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2945	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: scientists have discovered a bacteria trapped in an endless evolutionary time loop in Wisconsin’s Lake Mendota. And guess what? We’ve somehow managed to harness that crazy energy and bring it to our Minecraft server!

Join us as we embark on a wild adventure through time and space, battling mutated creatures and unlocking mind-bending secrets. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into next? Maybe we’ll stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane journey and experience the ultimate thrill of exploring a Minecraft server like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!