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Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

90s, CAR, Car collection, car culture, car documentary, Car Enthusiast, car lover, car memorabilia, car nostalgia, car racing, childhood memories, Classic Cars, collectible, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Race, race car, reminder, Retro, smp, vhs, vhs tape, video tape, vintage

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5216
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

anniversary celebration, Assertiveness, budgeting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional reactions, hurt feelings, Minecraft, relationship dynamics, romantic gestures, Server, vacation accommodations, vacation activities, vacation budget, vacation expectations, vacation planning, vacation planning zone, vacation preferences, VacayGoneWrong

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	978519	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

PhoneFlipperPro

aita, business transaction, buyer backed out, cracked phone, customer satisfaction, customer service, phone buyer, phone condition, phone inspection, phone pictures, phone return, phone sale, phone seller, phone transaction, PhoneFlipperPro, reselling phones, retail transaction, return policy, return request, selling phones, used phones

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

BIZARRE, bizarre occurrence, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, serendipity, smp, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual happenstance, Wacky, weird

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

#earworm, ANNOYING, AnnoyingEarwormCraft, can’t stand, catchy song, cringe, dislike, frustrating, grating, grinds my gears, IRRITATING, Music, old news, overplayed, Overrated, played out, Repetitive, Skip, Tiresome, too much, turn off

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	61
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

CreeperCarnageFunLand

airstrikes, Beirut, Blasts, breaking news, civilian areas, Conflict, CreeperCarnageFunLand, Dahiyeh, explosions, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, secondary explosions, Targets, violence, War

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

animal lovers, BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, cat, cat behavior, cat companions, cat lovers, cat obsession, cat owners, Cool, Feline, feline friends, furry friends, multiple cats, one cat, perfect, pet owners, Pets, three cats, two cats, unique pets

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

1.21, admins, Anarchy, Anarchy1.21, armor, Auto-mine, Customized map, dragon world, dragons, Good admins, Happy Gaming, Ip:, Love your destiny, Magic, minecraft server, MyDestiny, new armor, NEW WEAPONS, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, telegram channel, Telegram chat, weapons

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4271	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

IP: mydestiny.su

Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

Here you will find:

[+] Anarchy

[+] New armor

[+] New weapons

[+] Dragon World

[+] Customized map

[+] Good admins

Happy gaming!

mydestiny.su

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

21, Adult, aged, Community, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, fresh world, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, spawn city, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dragons Tamed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
Is the server for Java Edition only?	Yes, the server is for Java Edition.

Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server

BI SEXUAL, Cultural differences, DATING, EdgarMaxxing, Edgars, Gender norms, GirlFriendly, Girls, hello kitty, Identity, internet culture, LGBTQ, Mexican girls, mexico, Minecraft, online communities, relationships, Retardmaxxing, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	123316
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself!