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GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

CakeWarsCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cake, CakeWarsCraft, Communication, Conflict, consequences, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, ENTITLEMENT, family, perspective, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to eat your virtual cakes without permission! Just like OP’s family, we understand the importance of respecting cake boundaries. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some cake drama (but don’t worry, we’ll ask before taking a bite)! Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual cake wars on our server? So come on, join us and let’s build a cake empire together – just make sure to guard your cakes with your virtual life!

CraftyTales Minecraft Server

balance, best game, Character development, CraftyTales, Engaging, Entertainment, Experience, game design, gameplay, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Mechanics, Minecraft, narrative, narrative design, opinion, player choice, Plot, Server, Story, storytelling, video game

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated wonders!

Join us for epic quests that will have you battling evil mobs, solving riddles, and maybe even discovering hidden treasure (or accidentally falling into a pit of lava, we can’t guarantee anything).

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword, then you might regret it a little).

CreepCraft: “I like to mine diamonds while singing Baby Shark”

awkward statement, baby, casual conversation, chilling words, CreepCraft, creepy remarks, diamonds, disturbing chat, shark, singing, uncomfortable talk, unnerving dialogue, unsettling banter, unsettling chitchat, unsettling comment, unsettling communication, unsettling conversation, unsettling discourse, unsettling discussion, unsettling exchange, unsettling gossip, unsettling phrases, unsettling remark, unsettling small talk, unsettling words

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8912	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Animals Bred:	115
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a haunted mansion filled with creepers and zombies! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own base while dodging lava pits and fighting off skeleton armies. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, join us if you dare – but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

CannabisCraft: Thai Narcotics Edition

Cannabis, CannabisCraft, classification, controlled substance, criminalization, drug abuse, drug policy, drug trafficking, Edition, enforcement, Government, illegal drugs, legalization, legislation, medical marijuana, Narcotics, public health, recreational use, regulations, rules, Southeast Asia, thai, thailand

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

lol ok so like, imagine if Thailand was a Minecraft server, right? and they were all like “yo, we gonna classify cannabis as narcotics again” like what even is that?? but hey, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, man. like, you gotta fight off evil mobs with your trusty cannabis sword and shield, and maybe even ride a cannabis-powered unicorn into battle. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen, even Thailand going all narco on us. let’s get weird, y’all!

CemetaryCraft: Where More Enter Than Exit!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5821
Mines Excavated:	4206	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so like, this server is like a cemetery but with less dead people and more blocks. you can dig up graves and find hidden treasures or build your own spooky mansion. beware of the zombie villagers who try to sell you rotten flesh as a delicacy. join now if you dare to face the undead and become the ultimate grave digger! #spookyfun #minecraftmadness #undeadadventures

EggcellentSpermServer

Blocking, Body, cells, EggcellentSpermServer, eggs, Females, gap, germ cells, Human, Japanese scientists, killifish, LARGEST, LIFESPAN, Males, Men, outlive, production, Reproduction, smallest, Sperm, Women

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	56
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Votes:	7291
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da secret to why women live longer than men! it’s all about dem tiny sperm and eggs, bro. our Japanese scientists found out dat if u block da production of germ cells in killifish, da lifespan gap between males and females closes. it’s like a whole new level of science and stuff, man. come join us and uncover da mysteries of life and death in dis crazy minecraft world! #genderbendingminecraftfun #spermvseggshowdown

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: You’re sailing the high seas, battling pirates and searching for hidden treasures. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be saving lighthouses from evil monsters and uncovering ancient mysteries that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unique features like emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And don’t forget about our exclusive Resonator showcases where you can witness the power of Jiyan and Yinlin in action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code WUTHERINGGIFT to unlock special rewards. And don’t forget to add your friends to the /wuwa/ Friends List for even more fun!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SpecuCraft: Minecraft Server

Accuracy, Ban, charting, Computer, Curiosity, gambling, Lottery, lotto, market, Minecraft, MONEY, Numbers, Pool, Practice, Predict, Random, Server, Soliciting, SpecuCraft, speculation, speculation strategy, System, winning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to predict the numbers a computer picks in our exclusive lottery system! Who needs market speculation when you can use your skills to win big in Minecraft?

Forget about the rules, we’re all about pushing the boundaries and testing the limits of what’s possible in the Minecraft world. Join us and be a part of the craziest experiment ever seen in the gaming community!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

CakeCraftySisOrElse

anniversary celebration, apprentice work, business owner, cake decorations, cake sculpting, CakeCraftySisOrElse, client expectations, Conflict Resolution, expensive gifts, family arguments, family drama, Filipino baker, grandmother’s legacy, Honesty, last minute request, material costs, outsourcing, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, wedding cake, wedding traditions

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1048	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Villages Defended:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we create wedding cakes that are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous! Our founder learned everything about cake-making from their grandma, who could turn playdough into fondant masterpieces.

Join our server and experience the thrill of crafting cakes that will make your taste buds dance with joy. From basic cakes at $8 a slice to top-notch creations at $17.50 a slice, we’ve got it all. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a cake made by our founder’s apprentice (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

Just like the drama of a last-minute wedding cake request from a sister who wants a masterpiece for free, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who needs expensive gifts when you can have a cake that causes family feuds and drama?

So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where the cakes are sweet and the stories are even sweeter. Who needs a boring old city baker when you can have a slice of adventure with us? AITA for wanting to have a slice of this cake-tastic world?

MineCraftyLove Server

Boundaries, Communication, Individuality, maintaining identity, MineCraftyLove, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of your significant other constantly trying to change you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict “no changing identities” policy, so you can be your blocky self without any pressure to conform. Join us and let your pixelated freak flag fly!