guild wars 2 2022 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	730
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	5308
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Votes:	1326
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crops Grown:	8230

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

m10.mrt.esmp.empireprojekt.ru

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2934
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8378	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Farms Harvested:	435	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

Assassination, Bibis, CraftyCreeperNet, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Iranian regime, Israel, Israeli prime minister, Middle East tensions, military capabilities, military threats, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, reach anywhere, regional conflict, regional stability, Revenge, security concerns, strategic warning, Touting Nasrallah killing, warns Iran

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Farms Harvested:	871	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

Pixel Pain Palace

brain regions, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, Circuits, hypothalamic function, molecular targets, neural circuits, neural pathways, neural signaling, neuroscience, nociception, Pain, pain decoding, pain modulation, pain perception, Palace, paraventricular hypothalamus, PIXEL, sensory processing, somatic pain, visceral pain

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!