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Learn Anything Minecraft Server

Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, growth, Insight, knowledge, learn, learning, lessons, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2145
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, eccentric, ESOTERIC, Exotic, Language, linguistic curiosity, linguistic oddity, linguistics, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar word, quirky, rare, smp, STRANGEST, strangest word, uncommon, unfamiliar, Unique, UNUSUAL, vocabulary, Word

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	162	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

long tail tags: Reminder The Answer SUCKS, Mcserver, Minecraft, reminder, Server, SUCKS, sucky, THE ANSWER

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9823	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	177	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mines Excavated:	3828	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6791
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6101
Chimeras Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

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Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ores Mined:	8792
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!