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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1293 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 93 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 100 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
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