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CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	172
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3673

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	509	Buildings Constructed:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Potions Brewed:	90	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7644
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

This server has Empires & Factions that are vassals residing in and making up the Empire. Empires are colors: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, Gray. These Empires constantly in need of governance and strong leaders, so we have an edict courthouse within the capital.

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	1368
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

CraftyComforts

bad day, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort snacks, coping mechanism, CraftyComforts, emotional eating, Emotional support, favorite dish, food cravings, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, indulgence, pick me up, self-care, soul food, stress eating, stress relief, treat yourself

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

OPTimalCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, digital conversation, discussion, easy to use, efficient, forum, forum software, Interactive, message board, Minecraft, one page thread, Online Community, opt, OPTimalCraft, Server, single page layout, Streamlined, thread management, thread navigation, topic organization, user experience, user-friendly, web platform

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlGoneCrafty Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alive, away, Dance, drenched in air, Futari Boushi, GirlGoneCrafty, HURTS, Iyaiyaiya, Meconopsis, Minecraft, Music, Naninai, ocean wave, PartyLive, pop stars, sleepy, smp, Summertime, Sweet Magic, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, WOMAN

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the world is alive and kicking…literally! Our server is so lively, even the blocks dance to the beat of J-pop music!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the blocks start grooving to the rhythm of “POP/STARS” by K/DA. And don’t even get me started on the ocean wave parties that happen every Saturday night! It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Meconopsis flower, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive VIOLET flower, said to bring good luck and fortune to those who possess it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.