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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7844 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)