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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7535 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 176 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
🕵️♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?
😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?
🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥
