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Kursk Minecraft SMP NORKoids Slaying

CASUALTIES, catbox, Conflict, death, Disturbing, footage, graphic, international news, Killed, Kursk, Military, Minecraft, mp4, NORKoids, North Koreans, Shoulda stayed home, slaying, smp, Tragedy, Video, violence, viral video, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Star Shards Collected:	267
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you thought your regular survival world was wild, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Join us if you dare to face challenges like never before, such as being chased by creepers riding on top of skeleton horses or getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society.

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a hidden underground disco party hosted by Endermen or stumbling upon a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But beware, the dangers are real and the laughs are endless. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just remember, shoulda stayed home! 😂🐔💎🕺🏻

WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

ABUSIVE, AITAH, anxious, Apologize.., ass, complicated relationship, Cruel, crying, Defensive, dislike, doubts, Drunk, falling out, fragile, friend’s boyfriend, Happy, hate, Horrible, ISOLATED, left out, mean, NoPlusOnesAllowed, not inviting, pent up feelings, purposefully isolating, relationship, unspoken dislike, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wrong choice

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

antibody, Boost, VaxCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!

Howhit Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Emeralds Found:	4836	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Join the Howhit Network, a Minecraft classic survival server for both Java and Bedrock editions.

Old School Survival PVP in the latest minecraft version server with protection stones, clans, leaderboards with monthly prizes, koths, all custom coded. Semi-vanilla.

play.howhit.net

EcoCraft ZenRealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Basic, clear-cut, EASY, easy-peasy, EcoCraft, Effortless, Elementary, hassle-free, Intuitive, Minimalistic, no-frills, no-nonsense, Plain, Simple, straightforward, uncomplicated, unpretentious, user-friendly, ZenRealm

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas rule the world and you have to battle them in epic llama jousting tournaments.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that drop diamonds from the sky and rainbow sheep that poop out enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Sleepy Llama Minecraft SMP – Zenless Zone Zero General

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events and insane shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can literally rain down meteor showers on your enemies. Who needs TNT when you have celestial bodies at your disposal?

But wait, there’s more! We have a combat simulation event where you can battle it out with a giant bamboo stick against ethereal beings. It’s like a kung fu movie on steroids!

And don’t forget about our exclusive visitor, who may or may not be a sentient AI from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await with them around?

So what are you waiting for? Redeem these outrageous codes like “ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZFMHARUMASAFREEZZZASSEMBLEMIYABIRELEASEZZZGFN24” and join us in the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will. Who knows, it’s all part of the fun!

GrannyVan Minecraft Server

big family gathering, blinding headlights, BLINDS, curtains, decorations, driveway, family party, Gifts, granny, GrannyVan, guests, headlights, Kids, loading up, Losses, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, parking lights, Server, TV viewing, yelling neighbors

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy neighbor encounters and epic party stories!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your neighbor from across the street starts screaming about headlights in her front window! But don’t worry, our server is full of sassy husbands and feisty guests who know how to handle a situation like this.

Join us for a virtual party experience like no other, complete with kids crying, neighbors yelling, and a whole lot of drama. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to witness a showdown between your guests and the neighbors over parking lights being too bright.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

NoPolyNoProbsMC

$1M house, aita, bait-and-switch, blended family, deal breaker, deep connection, Divorce, emotional connection, Happiness, Imbalance, Marriage, Men, NoPolyNoProbsMC, open-minded, partner, relationship, sexual partners, success, Traditionalist, Women

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Votes:	2960	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with your partner, only to find out they want to see other players behind your back. Will you stand your ground like a creeper ready to explode, or will you give in to their demands like a sheep following the herd?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding diamonds in a dark cave. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who breaks hearts like a pickaxe breaking blocks?

Join us now and experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. Who knows, you might just find your player two, or three, or four…after all, the more, the merrier!

KurskCraft: No North Korean Troops Allowed!

Allowed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Korean, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, north, North Korean troops, Troops, War, Zelensky

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Star Shards Collected:	242	Dimension Hops:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR NORTH KOREAN TROOPS IN KURSK OBLAST! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE BLESSED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA THAT WILL GUIDE YOU TO THE RICHEST DIAMOND MINE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CREEPER WHO WILL GIVE YOU UNLIMITED TNT TO BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INVADE AND TURN EVERYONE INTO BACON!

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

Assisted, assisted conception, assisted reproduction, baby, blocky, boom, child health, children’s development, developmental outcomes, embryo Development, fertility research, fertility treatments, Fun, gene regulation, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic research, in vitro fertilization, long-term effects, maternal health, Placental genes, prenatal development, repro, reproductive science, reproductive technology, study

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!