Guess who doesn’t have a dad? Minecraft Servers

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

badass, badass group, Blockheads, group, Kek, KekCraft, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PillagedParents Minecraft Server

Accountability, anxiety treatment, boundary violation, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional support, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, medication management, medication security, medication theft, Minecraft, parental betrayal, PillagedParents, prescription medication, Server, substance abuse, surgery preparation, trust issues

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Emeralds Found:	7968	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Crops Grown:	1363
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!

PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Emeralds Found:	7941	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP, Honesty, humor, Kindness, long term, loyalty, Meaningful connections, mutual respect, Qualities, Reliability, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Crops Grown:	5926

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you value qualities like being able to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, having epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs boring old friendships when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to wreak havoc with? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the insanity begin!

BedroomTreasureHideout

bedroom organization, bedroom storage, BedroomTreasureHideout, behind furniture, clever hiding spots, creative hiding places, hidden treasures, hiding in plain sight, hiding spots, home security, in a bookshelf, in a closet, in a jewelry box, in a shoebox, in a storage bin, inside a drawer, Secret Compartments, secret stash, under the bed, under the mattress, under the rug

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Magic Items Found:	4661
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Looking for a place to hide your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most seasoned players won’t be able to find. From hiding your loot under your bed to burying it deep underground, the possibilities are endless! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your precious items. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the thrill of the hunt on our server!

CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

Attack, Axios, Conflict, CraftyIranAttack, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, large-scale, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Minister, Reports, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Votes:	7000	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the craziest adventures waiting for you!

imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! but don’t worry, because our server has specially trained ninja llamas that will come to your rescue and take out those pesky pigs in no time!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will challenge you to a game of chess before letting you in.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we have players from all over the world, including a group of alien pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. it’s wild, man.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright hilarious adventures of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKremlin

border disputes, civilians, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Territory, Towns, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6381	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE.