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LOKO Redneck’s Crazy Craft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to team up with a redneck named Cleetus McDonalds Doritos who has a small pinkish dick and a love for BBC porn? Well, now’s your chance! Watch out though, he’s trigger-happy and might just shoot you if you don’t join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky characters like senor loko redneck who will keep you on your toes with his unpredictable antics. Will you survive the chaos and come out on top?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

Stinky Steve’s LOLcraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	90
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ores Mined:	1760	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring, smelly Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so fresh and clean, even this guy KEK agrees that it stinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Rede Ancestral

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

REDE ANCESTRAL

Hello adventurer! How are you? Are you looking for a Minecraft Survival server with unique systems and more? I present to you the Ancestral Network A server where the only limit is your imagination

Information:

Ip: survivalancestral.syrtex.com.br Store: coming soon Discord: https://discord.gg/2YbVZAyN

Anxiously, Directory

survivalancestral.syrtex.com.br:25583

Age Of Sauron – Playground

1.20.4, Age Of Sauron, Bedwars, Challenging, Community, Creativeplots, Easyhc, Economy, Enchanting, Factions, Minecraft, Modded, Playground, PvP, PvPZone, Raiding, Server, Siege Engines, Skyblock, Skywars, Storm of War, WARFARE

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Welcome to Age of Sauron – Playground, officially open!

Created by the Age of Sauron staff, we would like to welcome you server for our community and beyond, on 1.20.4 version. If you feel stagnant on 1.7, weighted by heavily modded servers, or would try something out of ordinary while getting to know our wonderful community, we may have something just for you. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Factions gameplay with unique elements – Storm of War – A much upgraded factions gameplay featuring faction monument system, faction role and questline, complete custom terrain and monuments, expansion of enchanting, technological progress system, expanded siege engines and weaponry system that players would feel right at home to our 1.7 server – EasyHC – Are you looking for a more challenging gameplay and wish not to spend time investing in the technological progress and unlocking weaponry, in the EasyHC you will find all the features of Storm of War, while presenting a much more PvP-competitive focus. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Additional modes, some more or less well known leisure modes present around on many minecraft servers, however all with their unique and distinct feeling to what can be expected – CreativePlots – BedWars – PvPZone – Skyblock – SkyWars

45.143.196.93:25575

Welcome to SlickMC, where even the creepers wear sunglasses!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Emeralds Found:	2554	Void Gems Collected:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

SlickMC Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Custom generated worlds with lore and custom items and bosses
Races and classes system
Towny nations and towns system
Dedicated staff and player base

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the IP address of the server?	slickmc.com
What is the Bedrock port for the server?	40138
What kind of worlds are generated in the server?	Custom worlds with lore, custom items, and bosses
Can players choose different races and classes?	Yes, players can be dwarves, demons, kittens, and more
Is there a PvP system in place for towns and nations?	Yes, Towny nations and towns can fight agreed upon battles

ZMinecraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, Anarchy, building, challenge, Community, Competition, cooperation, Creative, Customization, discovery, Economy, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, Prison, Progression, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
High player population	Limited game modes
Unique minigames	Can be overwhelming for new players
Frequent updates and events	Pay-to-win elements

ZMinecraft

Pros	Cons
Server supports both premium and non-premium users	May have less players compared to Hypixel
Offers a variety of game modes such as Survival OP, Prison OP, Oneblock, FullPvP, and Survival Vanilla	May not have as frequent updates as Hypixel
Survival Keep Inventory feature	May not have as many unique minigames as Hypixel

FAQ

Is Hypixel or ZMinecraft better for new players?

Answer: ZMinecraft may be better for new players due to the variety of game modes and the option for both premium and non-premium users to join.

Which server has more active players, Hypixel or ZMinecraft?

Answer: Hypixel typically has a higher player population compared to ZMinecraft.

Are there pay-to-win elements in ZMinecraft?

Answer: ZMinecraft does not have pay-to-win elements, making it a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Which server has more frequent updates and events?

Answer: Hypixel tends to have more frequent updates and events compared to ZMinecraft.

Baldur’s Gate: The Blocky Edition

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	298	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	4047
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to the most magical and mystical Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with wizards, romance, and epic battles.

Our server is so enchanting that even Gandalf himself would be jealous. Explore the lands of Baldur’s Gate 3 and embark on quests that will make you question reality.

Need a break from slaying dragons? Long rest often to engage in steamy romance scenes with your companions. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy?

But beware, if you choose to resist the Dark Urge, you better pass those wisdom checks or risk losing your companions. And don’t even think about consuming tadpoles unless you want to change your appearance with a DC21 Wisdom check.

Enable Karmic Dice for a fairer gaming experience, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky. And don’t forget to vote in our polls to shape the future of our server – because democracy is magical too!

So why wait? Join us on this fantastical journey and let’s make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: Gandalf may or may not actually be a member of our server)

Blockcelona: Crafting Champions or Creepers? Join MessiCraft and build your legacy in the pixelated pitch!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you ready to embark on a wild Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and become the legendary Barcelona manager of your dreams!

Picture this: you’re not just managing a soccer team, you’re managing a team of blocky players who can kick a pixelated ball like nobody’s business. Will you lead your team to victory and become the greatest manager in Minecraft history? Or will you be known as the manager who couldn’t even beat a group of zombie pigmen in a soccer match?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to build your own epic stadium out of diamond blocks and obsidian. Want to impress your friends with a stadium that puts the real Camp Nou to shame? This is your chance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to Minecraft soccer glory. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even have a statue built in your honor made entirely out of emerald blocks. The possibilities are endless!

BasicVoid

Cross-Play, PvP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Star Shards Collected:	225
Potions Brewed:	84	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

This server is a server that has a main island in the void. There is a combat arena at spawn and if you venture further out you will find real land!. join now and experience this wonderful server with all its generators NOW!!!

basicvoid.minehut.gg

Sin Born Network

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Kit PvP, members, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Sin Born Network, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

We have a SMP Kit PVP server and 2 survival servers And We Are looking for some staff and we some good Staff Members but not many of staff members anyways we have a very Good SMPs but no one plays YET

sinborn.play-minecraft.net:25648