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EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	96	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	749355	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Emeralds Found:	3069
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1754	Falling into the Void:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2437	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	279
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Farms Harvested:	740
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	32	New Chunks Explored:	608470
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.