GUARNIZO Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChunkyCraft: Where even your character is getting fat!

BMI, body dysmorphia, body image, Character, ChunkyCraft, diet, Evil, Exercise, fat, Frustration, height, kilograms, medication, mental health, self esteem, self hate, self improvement, self-care, self-perception, SSRIs, weight gain, weight loss

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for your physical health? Well, look no further because our server will have you shedding those extra pounds in no time!

Join us and watch as your BMI magically drops from 22 to 20 just by playing Minecraft. Our secret? We’ve infused our server with special weight-loss potions that will have you feeling lighter than a feather.

Say goodbye to SSRIs and hello to the joy of mining and crafting. Our server will have you so engrossed in the game that you’ll forget all about your troubles. And before you know it, you’ll be 188cm tall and a lean, mean 71.6kg machine.

Don’t hate yourself, join our server and start loving the new, healthier you. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be the key to a slimmer, happier life?

Smackcraft: Where Creepers Body Slam and Endermen Tag Team

Body, Championships, Community, CREEPERS, Dedication, dream matches, endermen, Entertainment, Events, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Fandom, live shows, merchandise, Passion, professional wrestling, Slam, Smackcraft, Sports Entertainment, superstars, Tag, TEAM, wrestling, wrestling fan, wwe, WWE fan, wwe universe

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Emeralds Found:	719
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day feels like a WWE match! Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and all the drama you can handle.

Are you tired of boring old survival servers? Well, on our server, you’ll have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with rival factions who will stop at nothing to take you down. It’s like being in the ring with John Cena himself!

But that’s not all – we have special events like Royal Rumble PvP tournaments, where the last player standing wins amazing prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t forget about our Hell in a Cell building competition, where players have to construct the most epic arena to host their own wrestling matches.

So if you’re ready to step into the ring and prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, join us on our server today. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft WWE, anything can happen – from surprise betrayals to unexpected alliances. Are you ready to rumble?

Block mc

Bed wars, Cloud MC, Combat, Custom PvP, Damage, game modes, health, Intense battles, join now, Kit PvP, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mobs, Opponents, PvP, PvP arenas, Resources, Shelters, Skills, Strategic Twist, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	244	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Experience the thrill of survival, the excitement of PvP battles and the power of lifesteal – all in one incredible server! Our Cloud MC offers a wide range of exciting game modes and features to keep you entertained for hours. Survival: Test your survival skills in our challenging survival world. Gather resources, build shelters, and survive against the elements and mobs. PvP: Engage in intense PvP battles in our custom PvP arenas. Fight against other players to prove your skills and emerge victorious. Lifesteal: Experience the unique lifesteal mechanic in PvP battles. Gain health by dealing damage to your opponents, adding a strategic twist to combat What Are You Waiting For Join Now!!

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Frieren’s Funhouse

Adventure, Anime, anticipation, dreams, Elves, fan petition, FANTASY, Favorite, frieren, Frierens, funhouse, hopes, love, Magic, Manga, new season, Praying for season 2, Reincarnation, Sequel, series, Sousou no Frieren, Support, Waiting

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Crops Grown:	6215
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But that’s not all! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret weapon that shoots rainbow lasers and turns creepers into fluffy bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a legendary hero in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). See you there, adventurer!

TimDuncanCraft – Dunking on Creepers since 1976

#youtube, 76ers, Basketball, cavs, CREEPERS, Dunking, g3, games today, general, Happy Birthday, highlights, knicks, Magic, Matchups, NBA, nba.com, News, Players, sports, Theme, Thread, Tim Duncan, TimDuncanCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Emeralds Found:	6347	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	New Chunks Explored:	987242

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles like Cavs vs Magic G3 and Knicks vs 76ers G3 – but with a twist! Instead of basketball players, you’ll be controlling Minecraft characters in a fight to the death! Will you slam dunk your way to victory or get dunked on by a creeper?

But that’s not all – our server theme song is so hype, you’ll be mining diamonds to the beat in no time! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers like flying pigs and exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs the NBA when you can have the ultimate Minecraft showdowns?

Hitbox VS Hypixel

Adventure, challenge, Conquer, creativity, Domination, Epic battles, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, mastermind, PvP, skillful, strategy, Surprises, Survival, teamwork, Thrills, Unity, Victory

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Pros	Hypixel	Hitbox
Large player base	✔️	❌
Wide variety of minigames	✔️	❌
Constant updates and new content	✔️	❌
Active community and forums	✔️	❌
Cosmetic items and in-game rewards	✔️	❌

Cons	Hypixel	Hitbox
Lag during peak hours	❌	✔️
Pay-to-win aspects	❌	✔️
Long queue times for popular games	❌	✔️
Limited game modes	❌	✔️
Less polished interface	❌	✔️

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Answer: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Hitbox.

2. Which server offers a wider variety of minigames?

Answer: Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames compared to Hitbox.

3. Which server has more active community engagement and forums?

Answer: Hypixel has more active community engagement and forums compared to Hitbox.

4. Does either server have pay-to-win aspects?

Answer: Hitbox has pay-to-win aspects, while Hypixel does not.

5. Which server experiences less lag during peak hours?

Answer: Hitbox experiences less lag during peak hours compared to Hypixel.

Crafty Femmes: Where Equality Rules and Creepers Drool

abroad, angry incel, average luck, Boyfriend, Crafty, CREEPERS, Dicks, Drool, empowerment, equality, feminism, feminism movement, feminist activism, femmes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, insult, Men, Misogyny, not worth my time, patriarchy, Problem, rules, social justice, toxic masculinity, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of dealing with angry incels and men who just can’t handle rejection? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no men allowed” policy! That’s right, this server is a safe space for all the ladies out there who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any toxic masculinity getting in the way.

But that’s not all! If any man dares to step foot on our server and tries to start trouble, don’t worry – we have a secret weapon. Our resident boyfriend squad is always on standby, ready to defend our honor and kick any unwanted male players to the curb. So come join us and let’s show those boys who’s boss!

And as a special bonus, your fortune on our server is guaranteed to be average luck. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your girlfriends, and let’s take our dicks and go abroad on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Cash Cows: Where $40 Can Buy You a Whole Lot of Blocks!

blocks, budgeting, budgeting strategies, budgeting tips, Buy, Cash, Cows, Crafty, Decision making, finances, Financial Advice, financial decisions, Financial goals, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Investment, LOT, MONEY, money management, personal finance, SAVING, saving money, shopping, SPENDING, spending habits, wealth management

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like food and bills? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and turn that $40 into a virtual empire of diamond blocks and gold-plated creepers!

On our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and even ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And the best part? All of this can be yours for the low, low price of $40!

So say goodbye to boring real-life expenses and hello to a world of infinite possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the richest and most powerful player in the land. Trust us, your wallet will thank you (even if your parents won’t).

Deltacraft13

battle, Hearts, King, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, thief

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3117

In this server you have to become the new king and suvive in a world and make battle alone or alongside ur fellows.If u prefer u can became a thief of the hearts in the Lifesteal server

checkout the server right now u will not regrete.

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Pixelated Love Triangle: Paris, Helen, and Steve’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, city, death, Destroyed, divine intervention, fate, Goddess, greek mythology, Helen, Hubris, imbecile, legend, love, Minecraft, Myth, Paris, pixelated, punishment, Steves, suffer, Tragedy, Triangle, Trojan War, Vengeance, Wife, WTF

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Emeralds Found:	6804	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can reenact epic battles like the one between Paris and Helen! Join us and experience the thrill of being a godess and commanding others to do your bidding. Watch out though, because if you make the wrong move, you might just suffer a horrible death and see your city destroyed! So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything is possible and the stakes are high. Let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible, only on our Minecraft server!