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BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server

BlockyBobs, character abuse, gaming history, gamon, long tail tags, Minecraft, mistreated characters, Server, video games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233

Are you tired of seeing poor Gamon getting beaten up in World of Warcraft? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Gamon is the ultimate hero! He’s the king of the server, riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig and slaying dragons with a single punch. Join our server and witness the epic saga of Gamon as he takes on the forces of evil and becomes the ultimate champion of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet dragon of your very own. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the legend of Gamon!

SMPWrestlerCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Wrestling Experience

big tiddies, choppa phase, doesn’t give a shit, Experience, funny, humor, Initiates Choppa Phase 5, INITIATION, initiation thread, meme, Minecraft, objectively based, Objectively Based Wrestlers, phase 5, smp, SMPWrestlerCraft, sucks on big tiddies, Thread, TIDDIES, Ultimate, Wrestlers, wrestlers thread, wrestling, wrestling thread

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of surviving Choppa Phase 5 – trust us, it’s no joke. And after a long day of battling it out, you can relax by sucking on some big tiddies (yes, you read that right). Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever experience in a Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

anger, awkward situations, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, Communication, daycare, feeling taken advantage of, Friends, Help, husband, Kids, KidzCraft, Minecraft, neighbor, overreacting, parenting, saying no, Server, stay at home mom, Upset, working parents, working together

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your neighbors? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and leave all your babysitting woes behind. No more awkward conversations with your neighbors, no more feeling like a doormat. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a dragon tamer!

Forget about saying no to babysitting requests, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is epic adventures and endless fun. So come on, join us and leave the babysitting drama behind – after all, who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

NoKidsNoDiamonds

Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, INDEPENDENCE, NoKidsNoDiamonds, Obligations, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Siblings, stress, Support, vacation, work

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Votes:	9808
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Items Found:	8724	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of being called a worthless piece of shit by your family? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after dealing with annoying relatives. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of living with family members who never pay bills. Join us now and build your own virtual family that actually appreciates you!

RedFlagMan on Minecraft SMP

anger issues, Cheating, communication problems, controlling behavior, DATING, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of empathy, manipulative behavior, Men, Minecraft, narcissistic traits, red flags, red flags in men, reddit, RedFlagMan, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ores Mined:	5011	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join us if you want to witness the epic tale of Steve, the blocky Casanova who wooed all the villagers with his impeccable redstone skills and charming smile. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Pigman Gang, a group of pigs who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But beware, there are red flags aplenty in this wacky world. From players who build giant statues of themselves to those who hoard all the diamonds for themselves, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home!

10/10 Show Limited Ed.

10/10, Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Favorite, fewer than 50 episodes, Hidden Gem, LIMITED, must watch, Rating, short series, Show, Suspenseful, television, Thriller, Top Picks, TV series, tv show, Underrated

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a character from your favorite TV show with fewer than 50 episodes! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own version of Pawnee from Parks and Recreation or fight off Demogorgons in the Upside Down from Stranger Things.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves dressed as the cast of Game of Thrones.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate crossover event of your wildest dreams! Who needs a TV show when you can live it out in Minecraft?

SafariSlaughter Minecraft Server

animal culling, Animals, conservation, elephants, Endangered species, ethical hunting, hippos, hunting, meat distribution, Minecraft, Namibia, Namibian wildlife, SafariSlaughter, Server, sustainable hunting, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat management, wildlife management, wildlife population control, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wildlife sustainability

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got elephants and hippos runnin’ wild all over the place! forget about buildin’ houses and minin’ for diamonds, here u gotta dodge stampedin’ elephants and hippos chargin’ at u while u try to survive!

we got this one player who tried to ride an elephant but ended up gettin’ launched into the sky like a rocket ship! and another player who tried to tame a hippo but it ended up eatin’ their whole house!

come join the madness and see if u can survive the wild animals of this server! plus, if u manage to kill one of these beasts, u get to distribute the meat to all the other players as a reward! who needs diamonds when u can have elephant steaks for dinner, amirite?

so what u waitin’ for? come join the fun and see if u can make it out alive on this wild minecraft server!

TalibanCraft: Women Rule, ISIS Drool!

Afghanistan, al-qaeda, Conflict Resolution, Drool, extremism, foreign policy, gender inequality, global security, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Isis, Islamic fundamentalism, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, Political unrest, rule, social justice, Taliban rule, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, War on Terror, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can escape to a world where the taliban and isis don’t exist!!! join us and be free from oppression like the women in afghanistan!!! build ur own empire and fight off evil mobs like the taliban and isis!!! u can be the hero in this crazy world where anything is possible!!! come join us and let’s defeat the bad guys together!!!

PupperPressMC

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where dogs be understandin’ words from soundboard buttons! like, imagine pressin’ a button and ur dog be like “woof woof i want steak!” it’s like telepathy but wit buttons!

not only dat, but we got pigs flyin’ around on jetpacks and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like dis before, i tell ya!

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs be gettin’ down? it’s lit, fam.

so come on, join dis server and experience the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowin’ minecraft shenanigans of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it.

The Adventures of Bigfoot Wrangler on InvisiCraft Server 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adult, Adventures, bigfoot, cave dweller evolved, Discord, Events, Horror Cryptid, InvisiCraft, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Nyctophobia, PvP, Sasquatch, Server, smp, The Graveyard, the man from the fog, Vampirism, voice channels, Werewolves, Whitelist, Wrangler

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	BMC4 Server
Population	Small, looking to grow
Player Age	Adults only
Weekly Events	PVP and more
Discord	Active voice channels

Mods Included

BMC4 Modpack
Cave Dweller Evolved
Horror Cryptid: Sasquatch
Nyctophobia
The Graveyard
The Man from the Fog
Vampirism
Werewolves

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server only for adults?	Yes, the server is for adults only.
How often are events held?	We aim to host weekly events, including PVP and more.
How can I join the server?	Feel free to message the server admin for more information on joining.
Can I suggest mods to be added?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for mods to enhance the gaming experience.