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Crafty30sHobbyists

activities, Cooking, Crafty30sHobbyists, diy, FITNESS, Gaming, gardening, hobbies, indoor, interests, leisure, Men in their 30s, movies, Music, Outdoor, pastimes, reading, Recreation, sports, travel, woodworking

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Crops Grown:	5334
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Are you a man in your 30s looking for a new hobby? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build towering castles, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will teach you the ways of stealth and cunning. You’ll be sneaking up on creepers and Endermen in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can grant you three wishes if you can find his hidden treasure chest. Will you be the one to uncover his riches?

So come on, men in your 30s, join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

KoreaCraft: Loot & Scoot!

aid distribution, community complaints, devastated towns, emergency response, flood victims, flood-ravaged areas, humanitarian crisis, KoreaCraft, Loot, looted resources, Looting, military misconduct, natural disaster, North Korean soldiers, recovery assistance, relief efforts, scoot, steal supplies, stolen goods, stolen supplies scandal, theft, townspeople

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5156
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being a North Korean soldier sent to flood-ravaged areas to steal supplies! build your own secret underground base to hide all your stolen loot and avoid getting caught by the townspeople. but beware, they say the townspeople have magical powers and will stop at nothing to protect their belongings. join now for a chance to test your thieving skills and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

CashCraft: Boosting Young Minds

BOOSTING, CashCraft, coping, economic impact, economic relief, emergency aid, Emergency cash payments, financial assistance, Financial Stability, Government, mental health conditions, Mental Wellbeing, Minds.., neurodiversity, new study, pandemic, positive impact, public policy, social services, social welfare, Support, vulnerable young adults, young, young Australians

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	192
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crops Grown:	5972
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, just mining away and building your epic castle, when suddenly, BAM! you get hit with an emergency cash payment from the government! like, how cool is that? not only do you get to upgrade your gear and buy all the diamond blocks you want, but you also get this insane boost to help you cope better through the pandemic.

and get this, the study shows that young Australians with neurodiversity and mental health conditions who get these emergency cash payments are like, super mega ultra better off than those who don’t. so basically, joining this server is like winning the lottery, but instead of money, you get virtual riches and mental health support.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this epic minecraft server and let the emergency cash payments rain down on you like a shower of diamonds! who needs therapy when you have virtual riches, amirite?

Blockocean

Blockocean, Discord, Earth, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, PvP, Races, Server, Survival, Survival Games, world generator

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	607581
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Server modedd with 20 mods and more. Server Blockocean like survival mode but more fun. It has races, different world generator, and other, If you want to get the modpack just contact with me on discord twix9922.

147.185.221.20:54503

Anarch-Tea Party in Minecraft Vanilla 1.21.1!

1.21.1, AnarchTea, Anarchy, Builds, classic, creativity, Destruction, Discord, Empires, Experience, Lag Machines, Land Claims, Minecraft, newer, Party, player count, Players, Plugins, profit, rules, Server, spawns, Vanilla, Versions

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Potions Brewed:	38	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Server Version	1.21.1 Java Edition Only
Server Address	VeinMC.mcnetwork.me
Server Status	24/7 Hosting, Daily Restarts
Server Features	No Plugins, No Rules No Map Resets, Ever No Land Claims Soon to be Discord
Coming Soon	Player Head Drops
Additional Information	1 Rule: No Lag Machines but they’re hard to make

About Anarchy MC

At Anarchy MC, we aim to provide a classic anarchy experience on newer versions of Minecraft. Our server encourages creativity in building, destruction of builds, and the rebuilding of great empires. Join us and make massive craters or lava cast spawn!

FAQ

Why are there no rules on the server?

True to the anarchy experience, players are free to do as they wish without restrictions. This allows for a more unpredictable and exhilarating gameplay.

Will the player count be increased in the future?

Yes, the player count may be raised in the future once the server becomes profitable from other servers.

Why are there no land claims on the server?

Land claims go against the core concept of anarchy, where players are free to build, raid, and explore without boundaries. By removing land claims, we preserve the true spirit of anarchy gameplay.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

anonymous discussion, Arguing, Argument, discussion, emotional response, feelings, femanon, image, Masturbate, Minecraft, online argument, Online Community, PixelPanic, post body, prove a point, r9k, self reflection, Server, uncertainty, WAIT, weeks, WIN

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us for insane arguments with “femanons” on /r9k/ where you can prove your point by posting body parts (totally normal, right?). And who knows, maybe someone will even masturbate to your image weeks later!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

Minecraft SMP: APUat85mMCAPMadness

85m mcap, altcoins, apu, APUat85mMCAPMadness, cryptocurrency, digital assets, financial markets, fucking kek, Investment, investor caution, low volume, Market Cap, market manipulation, Minecraft, price volatility, pump and dump, Risk, rugged, scam, smp, speculation, Trading, zero value

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Towns Built:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring, low-volume Minecraft SMPs that keep crashing and burning like a failed rocket launch? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute chaos you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like that time a player accidentally turned their house into a giant potato or when a creeper started a dance party in the middle of town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unpredictable that the volume randomly goes to zero, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs sound anyway, right? It’s all part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

StepKidsCraft: No Wedding Allowed!

Allowed, attendance, bio daughter, blended family, children, Decision making, exclusion, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Values, guest list, Invitation, parenting, relationships, sibling, step children, step mother, step-parenting, StepKidsCraft, Wedding, wedding etiquette

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Emeralds Found:	5339
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the complexities of family dynamics? Look no further than our server! We welcome all types of families, whether they’re blended, extended, or just plain crazy.

Join us and experience the drama of family relationships firsthand. Build a virtual family with your friends and navigate through the ups and downs of parenthood, step-parenting, and sibling rivalry.

And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our player here, rest assured that our server community will have your back. Whether you’re debating wedding guest lists or dealing with in-laws, we’ve got your back.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s build some family drama together! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual soap opera that puts all others to shame.

PerfLifeCraft

abundance, aspirations, balance, Contentment, dream life, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, Harmony, ideal lifestyle, joy, Peace, perfect life, PerfLifeCraft, personal growth, prosperity, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-fulfillment, success

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve accidentally fallen into lava.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of giant chickens, battling evil llamas in epic showdowns, and building a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s possible). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to help you out, whether you need a spare pickaxe or just someone to listen to your elaborate plans for a secret underground lair.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in the shortest amount of time. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a chest full of enchanted golden carrots (trust us, they’re worth it).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the fabled land of Unicorntopia, where unicorns roam free and rainbows are a daily occurrence. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

CraftyMillionairez

Competition, cost of living, CraftyMillionairez, Economy, Entertainment, Expenses, finance, Financial Planning, Food, game show, inflation, Lifestyle, long tail tags, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Prizes, television, Trivia, wealth, Winnings

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

u know wat u need in ur life? A minecraft server that will make u RICH. not just regular rich, but like “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” rich. imagine winning dat much money and then spending it all on virtual blocks. sounds like a dream come true, amirite?

well guess wat, dis server is da place for u. we got treasure hunts dat will make u feel like a real-life pirate. we got mini-games dat will make u laugh so hard u’ll pee ur pants. we even got a secret underground casino where u can gamble ur virtual diamonds away.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u’ll get a free llama named Larry dat will follow u around and spit on anyone who gets too close. who wouldn’t want dat kind of protection in da virtual world?

so come on down to da craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server u’ll ever see. who needs real money when u can be a virtual millionaire, amirite?