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SweetTeachMC SMP

appreciation, Caring, education, encouragement, Gesture, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, Impact, Inspirational, Kindness, memorable, Mentorship, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support, sweetest thing, SweetTeachMC, Teacher, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Crops Grown:	7660
Divine Spears Created:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

comedy trends, funny memes, gen z humor, generation z, humor analysis, humor critique, humor evolution, humor generation., humor preferences, humor psychology, humor research, humor styles, humor trends, internet humor, Meme culture, millennial humor, social media humor, TikTok jokes, viral jokes, youth humor, ZHumorCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

Advancing, air strike, aircraft, British, CraftyWarfareMC, cruise missiles, defense systems, eastern europe, Fire, French, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, key city, military conflict, military intervention, military technology, missile defense, Russian troops, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Towns Built:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, banner-lazy, CONS, do whatever your heart desires, heart desires, Minecraft, minecraft server, no admins, No Rules, PECHKO, PECHKO WITHOUT WIPES, Pros, rules, Server, they are not there, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

135.181.237.62:25914

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

art, controversial, Dictatorship, Epic, fascism, German history, hate, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, Holocaust, Minecraft, nazi, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, Server, swastika, Symbolism, third reich, totalitarianism, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

allison, Andersen, crystal palace, Diaz, EZE, Gravenberch, Guehi, Henderson, Hughes, Kamada, Konate, liver, Liverpool, mac allister, match, Matchy, Mateta, Minecraft, Mitchell, Munoz, Nunez, Palace, Pool, Richards, robertson, Salah, smp, Szoboszlai, trent, virgil, Wharton

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aunt drama, dads ex, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Values, Minecraft, Motherhood, Server, stepmother, wedding day, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest drama, wedding guest list, wedding photos, wedding planning, wedding reception, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4255	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wedding drama unfold in-game! 🤵👰

🤯 Did you know that our server is home to a crazy aunt who brings her dad’s ex-wife as her +1 to events? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Watch as she tries to convince everyone that the ex-wife should be considered the new mom and grandma of the family. 😂

🕺💃 Get ready for some intense dance battles as players try to navigate awkward family dynamics and wedding photo drama. Will you be the one to stand up to the aunt and say, “No, ex-wife, you shall not pass”? Join now and find out! 💥

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 So, are you ready to dive into a world where family relationships are as tangled as a spiderweb? Join our server today and experience the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🤣🎮 #WeddingDrama #MinecraftMadness

WeddingCrasher69

Boundaries, bride, Conflict, Decision making, Disrespect, family, family drama, family dynamics, husband, in-laws, leaving early, reception, relationships, Resentment, seating, sister-in-law, social events, Son, Wedding, wedding etiquette, WeddingCrasher69

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Dragon Eggs Found:	920	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	201
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1657	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding seating arrangements!

Join us for epic adventures, build your dream world, and leave all the drama behind. No $400 lodging fees here, just pure fun and creativity!

Who needs a sister-in-law when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who will always have your back? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle (literally).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the SIL drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way cooler than your real one.

BreakUpBluesMC SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, BreakUpBluesMC, coping with breakup, DUMPED, emotional pain, emotional trauma, getting over heartbreak, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, love, moving on, painful breakup, relationships, smp, worst breakup, worst breakup ever, worst breakup experience, worst breakup stories, worst way to break up

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mines Excavated:	4206
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	1239
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Villages Defended:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of getting dumped in the most boring ways possible? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and get dumped in the most epic and outrageous ways you can imagine! From being thrown into a pit of lava to getting hit by a flying pig, we guarantee you’ll never have a boring breakup again! So why wait? Join now and experience the most insane breakup stories you’ll ever hear!

DeleteMyExCraft

action, Choice, consequence, decision, delete button, DeleteMyExCraft, Eliminate, erase, forget, hesitation, hindsight, Life, Memory, mistake, past, regret, regretful, REMOVE, undo, wish

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Farms Harvested:	382
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

If life had a ‘delete’ button, I’d totally erase all the times I accidentally punched my pet pig in Minecraft. But fear not, on our server, you won’t have to worry about accidentally smacking your animal friends because we have a strict no-punching policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding creepers (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance). So come on over and hit that delete button on all your Minecraft mishaps by joining our server today!