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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 883 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 |
hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!
we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!
not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!
so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!
