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CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

CraftyNostalgia

bedtime stories, carefree days, Childhood crushes, childhood games, childhood home, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood traditions, CraftyNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, neighborhood friends, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, school holidays, simpler times

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	38
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

diplomatic crisis, drone flights, east asia, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim family, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea, leader’s sister, military aggression, military provocations, North Korea, North Korean regime, nuclear weapons, political tensions, regional conflict, security concerns, south korea, Threats, totalitarian regime

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crops Grown:	8646	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

{Java IP}, Blue, boss fights, channel, claim flags, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dive, dynamic, HORIZON, in-game ranks, Jobs, Land claiming, madness, meets, Minecraft, player-driven economy, shopping, smp, Survival, Tools, Website

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to Blue Horizon

Features	Description
A Dynamic Survival Experience	Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

Visit our website for more information.

Join our Discord community.

Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Blue Horizon?	To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
Can I create a shop on the server?	Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon?	Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
How can I rank up in-game?	Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, complex characters, desire, emotional turmoil, forbidden love, hidden passion, illicit relationship, Infidelity, intense chemistry, japanese drama, koi, Love Triangle, Lust, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, romance, romantic tension, scandal, secret affair, seduction, Server, temptation, would you fuck her anon

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7268	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

Altered, budgeting, business investment, business planning, business strategy, Capital, Creative, dropshipping, e commerce, Entertainment, entrepreneur, Entrepreneurship, fail rate, financial management, Financial Planning, market analysis, market research, Minecraft, Note, online retail, online store, purposes, risk assessment, Small Business, smp, starting a business, Startup, startup capital, success rate

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

DATING, deal breakers, immediate red flag, Minecraft, red flags in a crush, red flags in a dating prospect, red flags in a love interest, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential boyfriend or girlfriend, red flags in a potential mate, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, red flags to watch out for, red flags when dating, RedFlagDating, relationships, smp, Someone new, warning signs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

CraftyFamilyPranks

childhood memories, CraftyFamilyPranks, Entertainment, family, family bonding, funny, good times, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, Memories, Mischief, playful, Practical Jokes, pranks, RELATIVES, silly, Surprise, Trickery, tricksters

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	8757	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	527

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

RocketSatCraft

aerospace, civilian purposes, cooperation, Diplomacy, global partnership, international relations, iran, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, peaceful use, rocket launch, RocketSatCraft, russia, satellite communication, satellite launch, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, space exploration, space program, Technology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥