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BirdPocalypseCraft

bird, BirdPocalypseCraft, Center, conservation, Crisis, Decline, Environmental, Extinction, habitat, long tail, Loss, modern history, mortality event, Population, recovering, research, scientists, single-species, tags, wildlife, WORST

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the birds are so lit they caused the worst single-species mortality event in modern history 😂 but don’t worry, they’re not recovering so you can come chill with us in peace! build your own bird sanctuary or just watch them wreak havoc on the world, it’s a wild time on this server. plus, rumor has it that the birds are actually aliens in disguise 👽 so join us and uncover the truth behind this feathered conspiracy! it’s a birdemic of fun waiting for you, so hop on and let’s get this party started 🐦🎉 #BirdsOfDoom #AlienBirds #MinecraftMadness

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, ambiguous, APPEAL, attraction, bewilderment, confusion, Curiosity, Enchanted, Enigma, Enigmatic, fascination, Interest, Intrigue, lack of understanding, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, question.., Realm, Uncertain, Unclear, Wonder

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and rainbow-colored creepers.

You’ll never be bored with our insane mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting.

And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoasters that will make you scream like a little girl.

So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a dragon while wearing a tutu and blasting dubstep music?

Trust me, once you join, you’ll never look back. It’s like stepping into a psychedelic dream world where anything is possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner weirdo run free!

Any FBA Sellers Minecraft SMP

Amazon FBA, Amazon sellers, business investment, e commerce, FBA, FBA sellers, heavy items, large items, Minecraft, online marketplace, online retailing, online selling, product pricing, product sourcing, profitable products, reselling, retail arbitrage, seller community, seller tips, sellers, selling on amazon, selling online, selling strategies, smp

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7298	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Votes:	374	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and non-stop laughs as we navigate through the wildest terrain Minecraft has to offer. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a mischievous creeper who loves to photobomb everyone’s screenshots.

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players strut their stuff in the latest dragon-themed armor and accessories. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party, where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone totally is).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even score a $120 diamond pickaxe that’s so big and heavy, it’ll make all your friends jealous.

BlockyHaterz

arrogance, BlockyHaterz, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, inconsiderate behavior, insensitivity, instant judgment, lack of authenticity, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, negative energy, negative traits, rudeness, Selfishness, toxic personality, untrustworthiness

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	102	Animals Bred:	114
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

We have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, complete with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. Want to ride a llama into battle? We’ve got you covered. Need a pet dragon to guard your base? No problem, we’ve got those too.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our players are so cool that they can make even the most annoying person instantly likeable. So come on over and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

Latina Thread Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, dos, latina, Latina thread, long tail tag, Realm, Thread

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of tacos!

First off, the admins are like the Avengers of Minecraft – they will swoop in and save your pixelated butt faster than you can say “creeper”.

Secondly, the community is lit AF! It’s like a never-ending party where everyone speaks in emojis and memes.

And lastly, the builds on this server are straight up mind-blowing. We’re talking castles made of diamonds, roller coasters that defy gravity, and pixel art that will make you question reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown into another dimension! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Fishtank Live SMP Season 4: The Anonymous #169

ANONYMOUS, crybaby, cryo edition, fishtank, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live clips, FTL, gofile, January, late April, Live, News, S2E4 delayed, S4 preseason, Season, Show Archives, smp, ZGcCyl

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Love Letters Sent:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky world of crybaby cryo edition! Join us for some epic adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens.

Our server is so wild that our Season 2 Episode 4 got delayed until January (which really means late April, but who’s counting?). But don’t worry, our archives are full of hilarious moments that will have you crying with laughter.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks? Or a group of friends who once tamed a whole army of creepers and made them do the Macarena?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

FlatmateLockdownCraft

communication breakdown, emotional distress, flatmate problems, flatmate tension, FlatmateLockdownCraft, friendship troubles, guarantor issues, Insecurity, Jealousy, lease renewal, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, moving out, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, roommate disagreements, roommate drama, roommate dynamics, roommate relationships, sleep disturbances

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Potions Brewed:	161	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Looking for a new place to call home in the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server, where drama and roommate conflicts are a thing of the past!

Join our server and say goodbye to noisy roommates and their even noisier girlfriends. No more late-night disturbances keeping you from your beauty sleep. On our server, you can build your dream home without any unwanted distractions.

Don’t let jealousy and insecurities get in the way of your Minecraft adventures. Leave the drama behind and join a community where you can focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and exploring!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life roommate problems behind. Who needs a guarantor when you have a whole virtual world to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

ChildhoodTraumaCraft SMP

adverse childhood experiences, childhood development, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, ChildhoodTraumaCraft, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, healing, impact of trauma, long-term effects, mental health, mental health awareness, overcoming adversity, psychological effects, resilience, self-care, smp, Therapy, Trauma, Trauma recovery, trauma survivors, trauma therapy

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Farms Harvested:	218
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from each other, but who’s keeping track?).

Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

CraftyMindFlicks

complex plot, CraftyMindFlicks, mind bender, Mind Blowing, mind fuck movies, mind games, mind-bending, mind-bending horror, mind-bending movies, mind-bending mystery, mind-bending suspense, mind-bending thriller, mind-boggling, psychological horror, psychological mind games, psychological thriller, surreal, Thought-provoking, twist ending

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mines Excavated:	2807	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old movies that make sense? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have mind fuck movies playing 24/7 on our giant screen in the virtual town square! Watch as your favorite characters get caught in crazy time loops, alternate realities, and mind-bending twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch enough mind fuck movies, you’ll start seeing glitches in the Matrix while playing on our server. So come on down and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CraftyCops: Arrest44Arson

arrest, Arrest44Arson, Arrests, arson, arson attacks, Attacks, CraftyCops, crime, crime investigation, Crime Prevention, criminal activity, incidents, investigation, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, Police, Public Safety, russia, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, WAVE

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Towns Built:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than russian police arresting 44 people in a crazy wave of arson attacks!!! if you want some real adrenaline pumping fun, this is the place to be. you’ll be running from the law, setting fires, and causing chaos just like those crazy russians. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server. so come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed!