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SPERMACRAFT Minecraft server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Animals Bred:	98
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9732	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

This server is the largest and currently the best project you can imagine.The server has just launched, play and developAnti-cheat and anti-xer are present.

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LOLcraft Minecraft Server

be like, Behavior, Communication, Cultural differences, English speakers, Expressions, funny, humor, Language, LolCraft, might start dicking around, Minecraft, misunderstandings, native speakers, non-native speakers, Server, Slang, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Divine Spears Created:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness English speakers trying to communicate in Minecraft chat like “OMG, I found a creeper, LOL” or “BRB, gotta go mine some obsidian, TTYL.” It’s a hilarious mess that you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also known for hosting epic events like the Great Chicken Race, where players ride chickens through obstacle courses to win fabulous prizes. And let’s not forget about our legendary TNT cannon battles, where chaos reigns supreme and explosions are the name of the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to all the TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Biden’s Bedlam Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Bedlam, biden, Bidens, commentary, criticism, current events, Failing.., Government, Incompetence, joe biden, leadership, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, reaction, Server, shitting the bed, social media, tfw, Video, viral

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Love Letters Sent:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	65
Dragon Eggs Found:	912	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Once upon a time, Joe Biden decided to take a break from politics and try his hand at Minecraft. Little did he know, he would stumble upon our server and completely lose his mind. Watch as he tries to build a wall around his base, only to have it blown up by a creeper.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon, challenging players to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ExHubbyNoVacay Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Commitment, Communication, cruise vacation, Divorce, emotional affair, ExHubbyNoVacay, family vacation, healing, marriage proposal, Minecraft, open marriage, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, second chance, self-care, Server, single parenting, trust issues, work-life balance

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex-husband’s emotional affair? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

We offer a unique experience where you can open up your Minecraft world just like John wanted to open up his marriage. Who needs monogamy when you can have multiple bases and alliances in the game?

Reconnect with old friends (or enemies) on our server and see if you can build something new together, just like this 37F did with her ex-husband. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up getting back together in the game and building a virtual family.

But beware, just like in real life, things can get heated on our server. From accusations of not having enough time for your Minecraft partner to heated discussions about moving in together, you’ll experience it all.

So join our Minecraft server now and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

HubbyCheckBeforePlans

abusive behavior, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, control, Double-checking, Exclusivity, friendship, HubbyCheckBeforePlans, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, Motherhood, parenting, partner, Plans, relationships, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	483	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Emeralds Found:	1463	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where checking in with your husband is not only encouraged, it’s a requirement! Why? Because we believe in the power of communication and making sure your loved ones know where you are at all times, just like in real life!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, but make sure to always inform your husband before embarking on any quests. Who knows, he might even join in on the fun and bring snacks for everyone!

Forget about creepy friends who don’t understand the importance of letting your partner know your every move. Here, we support healthy relationships and making sure no one gets lost in a ditch while exploring the virtual world.

So come on, join our server and show Amy that checking in with your husband is not only normal, it’s essential for a happy and safe gaming experience. Plus, who wouldn’t want a friend who brings snacks and always has your back? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together!

NoSecondDate Minecraft Server

awkward moments, bad date, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating mistakes, dating red flags, dating stories, dating tips, deal breakers, first date, first impressions, Minecraft, NoSecondDate, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, second date, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring first dates that end in awkward goodbyes and no second date in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love and adventure!

Picture this: you and your date are exploring the vast world of our server, mining diamonds and building epic structures together. But then, out of nowhere, a group of creepers ambush you both and you have to work together to survive. The adrenaline rush of narrowly escaping death will bond you two like never before.

Or how about this scenario: you and your date stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot, but before you can celebrate, a horde of zombies appears. You both fight bravely, back to back, until the sun rises and the zombies are defeated. The sense of accomplishment will make you realize that this person is a keeper.

So why settle for boring first dates when you can have unforgettable adventures on our Minecraft server? Join now and find your player two!

BlockyPopCherryGone

BlockyPopCherryGone, emotional, Experience, first time, growth, History, Impact, Intimacy, Journey, life changing, love, Memories, partner, past, Personal, Reflection, relationships, sex, Significant, Story, VIRGINITY

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magic Items Found:	6937	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ores Mined:	3623	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	123

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Ever wondered what happened to the person who took your Minecraft virginity? Well, on our server, they’re probably building a castle made entirely out of obsidian and diamond blocks, just to flex on everyone else. And who knows, maybe you’ll run into them and have a hilarious reunion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

PainfulPupzMC

Animal Behavior, Awareness, Communication, dental care, discomfort, discomfort indicators, Dogs, Empathy, Expressions, nonverbal communication, Observation, oral health, Pain, PainfulPupzMC, pet care, pet health, pet owners, Signals, signs of pain, teeth, veterinary

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

join our epic minecraft server and you will never have to worry about your dog’s teeth again! our server is equipped with a special feature that allows your in-game dog to communicate with you through a series of barks and growls, indicating when their teeth are hurting them.

not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground world filled with talking chickens who will give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but beware, these chickens are not to be trusted and may lead you into dangerous traps set by evil pigs who are trying to take over the server.

if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of minecraft, then join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

SkinnyCraft: Where Diets Don’t Rule!

athletes, athletic performance, body composition, Caloric Intake, Competition, dieting, diets, dont, Endurance, ENERGY, Female Athletes, FITNESS, health, immune system, metabolism, nutrition, Performance, rule, SkinnyCraft, sports, study, Training, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s like the ultimate weight loss challenge for gamers! we make u play so much that u forget to eat, and boom, u lose weight without even trying! it’s like, the most intense workout ever, but with blocks and zombies and stuff. plus, our players are so hardcore that their immune systems are like, super strong from all the gaming. so come join us and get fit while building epic castles and battling monsters! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

SSMP: Where Vanilla means no vanilla, griefers get rekt, and white lists are just for laundry

Active, bedrock connections, Builds, Economy, gravity, Griefers, ip address, large-scale, Laundry, Limits, lists, Means, multiplayer, Plugins, PORT, Rail, Redstone, rekt, rules, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Spawn, SSMP, string dupe, Survival, Tnt, Vanilla, White, world border

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
/sethome
/spawn
rare head drops
physical and active economy
gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted
world border of 128K

SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules. This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins.

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I set multiple homes?	Yes, you can set multiple homes using the /sethome command.
Are there any restrictions on building?	As long as you follow our simple rules, you are free to build without limitations.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	No, we do not allow PvP on our server to promote a friendly and cooperative gameplay environment.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join us on the server!