Guadalupo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Votes:	5329	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4216
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

anti-cancer, AntiVaxxers, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancerous, Conspiracy, controversy, corona vaccine, Craft, findings, health, immune health, immune response, immune suppression, immune system, Medical, meets, Minecraft, Misinformation, research, side effects, study, theories, vaccination, vaccine, Zhang

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Animals Bred:	184

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

Adventure, BOOTHILL, Character Banners, drip marketing, general, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, Light Cone Banners, LolCraft, lolz, moment among the stars, Non-Zero-Sum Game, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, The Golden Touch, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Ores Mined:	9933	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2753
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Star Shards Collected:	241	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

Burnout, can’t do this anymore, career, Crafty, Deadlines, employment, exhaustion, Frustration, Job, mental health, overworked, Repetition, responsibilities, Routine, self-care, stress, tired, Tomorrow, work, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	289
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Items Found:	1010
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

Adventures, back problems, Crafty, culture, diet, Ergonomics, Exercise, genetics, health, Healthcare, holistic health, japanese, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Nekos, pain management, physical activity, Posture, Prevention, sitting habits, spinal health, spineless, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1388	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!

Craft, Elira Pendora, Fairy, Feesh, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Freaky Ghost Maid, general, lazu, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, LazuLight+Fujo, Lazulolz, MAYHEM, meets, metal gear, Mining, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Sakana, Solar DragonEro, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost Maid combo? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic adventures with Elira Pendora, the queen of Minecraft mayhem! Watch as she builds castles with her mind and tames dragons with her pinky finger. Follow her on Twitter for daily updates on her Minecraft conquests!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean of chaos with Finana Ryugu, the master of fish and chips in Minecraft. Witness her battles against sea monsters and her epic underwater base. Subscribe to her YouTube channel for a chance to win a real-life fish and chips dinner!

And let’s not forget Mint Fantome, the mysterious Minecraft magician who can turn diamonds into cookies. Follow her on BlueSky for exclusive behind-the-scenes Minecraft magic tricks!

Oh, and did we mention Pomu Rainpuff? She may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the form of explosive Minecraft energy! Watch her 3D debut and witness the birth of a Minecraft legend!

Join our server for a chance to win voice packs, wallpapers, and more! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Steamy Deck Adventures

Adventures, Deck, deck equipment, Engineering, Equipment, FIX, leak detection, Machinery, maintenance, maintenance tips, Marine, Maritime, mechanical, problem solving, Repair, Steam, steam leak, steam system, Steamy, Technology, Troubleshooting, Vessel

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the steam leaks are part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE challenges.

Picture this: You’re on the deck of a pirate ship, trying to figure out how to get the steam leak to work. But wait, there’s a twist! The steam leak is actually a secret entrance to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. All you have to do is solve a series of RIDICULOUS puzzles and traps to claim your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding to be crowned the rulers of the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their LLAMA dictatorship?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a WACKY and HILARIOUS Minecraft experience like no other!

JawdroppingCraft – Where Strong Jaws and Blocks Collide!

assumption, attraction, beauty standards, blocks, Choice, collide, Diversity, Example, facial structure, feminine, gender, heterosexual, homosexual, Identity, JawdroppingCraft, jawline, jaws, LGBTQ, physical features, Preference, Sexuality, Stereotypes, STRONG, strong jaw, Women

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are thicc and the adventures are wilder than a creeper on a sugar rush!

Join us if you want to build a world where strong-jawed women reign supreme – because let’s face it, if you’re into that, you’re probably a secret homo sapien! Our server is home to the most feminine women in all of Minecraft, making it the ultimate choice for any heterosexual player out there.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way through our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for a blocky beauty with a jawline sharper than a diamond sword!

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Friends

4koma, Banners, BlockyBaguette, Chaos, Commissions, Crafting, Defense, Events, Friends, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream Summary, Manga, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the most epic structures you can think of and show them off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary quests and adventures that will test your skills and bravery. Fight against fearsome creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and become the ultimate hero of the land!

And if you’re looking for some laughs along the way, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From outrageous stories to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.